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I think once you've banged one Cuban, you've pretty much banged all of them

Mar 27, 2026, 9:17 PM
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Muddy
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That's basically the Cuban experience. (At least for the off the boat crew) 90% of the time it's all the same shit. Same stupid sell, (I have theory there must be one teacher for all them, or one guidebook: how to bilk the shit out of Americans 101)same broken conversation, the girls all look very similar, I'll be in a Houston club I've never been to and think to myself did have sex with that girl already? Same fucking chit chat table in the corner where they will big time smack about you. They have the same doctor give them all the same bowling ball boob job. However way they got to America it's the same story across the board.

There are some rare exceptions. I was at Bare Assets in Pasco and busted real early in VIP, the Cuban chick who had a killer natural body actually sucked my dick so unbelievably well that I got right back in the game. Never recovered so quick in my life. So I leave that little window for those occasions, yeah granted but the other 9 times of 10 you're going to feel like you did this thing already. That's fine if it's real cheap but it's not worth the big bucks, at least from where I'm sitting.

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shailynn

I have a feeling you always bust real early.

I find sex with a stripper is going to go one of 3 ways:

  1. It’s a task for them and they’re bad at faking like they enjoy it. Or worse yet, they’re not even attempting to fake like they enjoy it.

  2. It’s a task for them and they’re good at faking like they enjoy it.

  3. They genuinely enjoy sex or they genuinely enjoy what you’re doing to them and some authentic passion is created.

I don’t see my correlation being any different for Cubans. You’re just saying 90% of Cubans fall into category #1, which is accurate every time 60% of the time.

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wallanon

"I have a feeling you always bust real early."

Well there's no recovering the thread on this now. Lol. I'm going to also vote "no".

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Muddy

Yes I should put a disclaimer up: Do NOT go to the strip club if you haven't jerked off in a week. Or do if your trying to be in and out asap then yes by all means.

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Muddy

And those amateur moments that can really help you save money during LDs, man does that ability suck when it's VIP time. But hey I got back up and nobody noticed nothing. I didn't fall down and lay there. I got my ass back up. I'm like the strip club Rocky Balboa.

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