So I'm in a new phase right now. I'm pushing for the cushin as they say in the strip clubs.
Anyway I'm at the club right now, figured I'd do sort of live stream of me getting jiggy with it. So right I'm chatting with Laquesha. She a BIG, BLACK, BITTER, BODACIOUS, BOOTYLICOUS BITCH, with a BIG OLE' BADUNKADUNK.
CAN I HANDLE THAT? YES...YES I CAN BITCH WHAT! WHAT!
Anyway I'm gonna take her for lap dances let's let the world know how this goes. Ok she's sitting on me. Ok here we go, here we go, here we go yo, here we go yo.
Ok getting little heavy now. Ok now little bit too much right now. Alright I'm having a hard time now. Ok I've had enough let's get up now.....OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME...SOMEBODY HELP ME...
OH GOD, NOT MY FACE, NO NOT THE FACE
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can't breath, I can't breath
Not again, not again, please no.....
NO!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I literally LOL'D while reading that!