So I'm in a new phase right now. I'm pushing for the cushin as they say in the strip clubs.
Anyway I'm at the club right now, figured I'd do sort of live stream of me getting jiggy with it. So right I'm chatting with Laquesha. She a BIG, BLACK, BITTER, BODACIOUS, BOOTYLICOUS BITCH, with a BIG OLE' BADUNKADUNK.
CAN I HANDLE THAT? YES...YES I CAN BITCH WHAT! WHAT!
Anyway I'm gonna take her for lap dances let's let the world know how this goes. Ok she's sitting on me. Ok here we go, here we go, here we go yo, here we go yo.
Ok getting little heavy now. Ok now little bit too much right now. Alright I'm having a hard time now. Ok I've had enough let's get up now.....OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP ME...SOMEBODY HELP ME...
OH GOD, NOT MY FACE, NO NOT THE FACE
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can't breath, I can't breath
Not again, not again, please no.....
NO!
NOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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I literally LOL'D while reading that!
I'm poking this dude but he ain't responding... Muddy? Muddy? Nothing. Ah shit man, I'ma get the fuck outta here...
Well, darn. That's why I prefer 'em slim.
lol! There've been times when they sit on my lap and my legs start getting numb and I have to ask her to get up and move, but never off my face.
Hey, Muddy, try her if you have sciatica😁😂
There had to be a more dignified way for Muddy to go.
RIP, man.
OH GOD, NOT MY FACE, NO NOT THE FACE AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't breath, I can't breath
I think the club you were at needed to have emergency oxygen masks available and warning signs posting the dangers of such dances.
You have to see the AI spoof on instagram of bob ross talking about banging fat chicks.
when a fat dancer sits on my lap, she turns Mr. happy into Mr. Unhappy really quick.
"No, not my face" is instant classic. I've been there.
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