I mean sometimes you just gotta think about the alternatives to OTC. $1K plus is becoming normal. I'm not partaking. I'm not normalizing this. I'm not giving this any credibility.
Why not just fly to Europe for the weekend? Paris, Lisbon, Madrid, fuck it. Lets do it, I could fit that into a 1K.
Maybe change out my transmission on the car. Some girls throw girls throw out quotes that would actually do it.
Maybe just go balls out in Vegas. Fuck it. Even the overpriced Vegas of today...Ok your right, fine Atlantic City.
I mean your talking about AT THE MOST, 15, 20 minutes of fucking. I'm discovering other hobbies. I'll be more than happy to circle back, when this insanity is finally over. I'll be thrilled but in the mean time, I got other things I'll can do that cost money.


You know I'll see some of these cute girls working fast food. I want to tell them, and maybe I'll start, I don't eat fast food (I get the coffees sometimes) do you understand how much money your missing out on lady? If you just can bare down, deal with the misery for half hour, you can make a week's pay! I'm not even joking.
Even people actually wanted to pay to engage with sex with me, (spoiler alert: they don't) Oh I'd be the biggest man whore of all time. Are you kidding me. Hell I'd be going door to door.