The people that know you, sort of associate you with ODing on whatever that is.
-When I'm on the road I always get this big jug of whole milk be it in the car or walking around the city. I love milk and I just think it's usually a good value. Like 2 or 3 bucks for the whole big thing, healthy too. I admit it does probably look odd though seeing a guy randomly walking around with a big ass jug of milk he's working on. I don't typically see anyone else doing that.
-I really like vinegar. It's my favorite condiment. I don't think you can honestly put too much vinegar on anything. No limit. Whenever I'm at these fish and chip places I'm always drowning the shit out of it all in vinegar, the folks working sometimes bust my chops about it. I also put in vinegar in scrambled eggs, some might hate that out there idk.
-I'm always drinking those plain seltzers. So much so whenever they go on sale I buy out the store. I'll change up brand but as long as it had nothing in it but carbonated water. The last time I bought 35 cases. The supermarket people probably hate me. But it's around the same price as buying one individual one at the gas station so fuck all that buy in bulk.


I'll see your milk and raise you a fifth of bourbon....😋😉