Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 202)

LMFAO IceyDodo's game is to pay a lot but tell yourself it's not about the money. RIL trick bitch in denial. Gold medalist at that!

^ And yes she is almost always miserable and angry with her posts. Her "happy" posts are always when she is putting down and laughing at someone else.

LMFAO but it's easier to just pay, Dodo. If you follow the advice of this thread, you have to pay, buy drugs, let them live and do drugs with you, and then deal with their day to day drama. LMFAO it's MORE work, idiot.

Still drippin' on IceyDodo's forehead.

IceyDodo is so righteous and respects women. With quotes like this, how could she appear anything but? "Turn the conversation to drugs. Hook her up with whatever she’s into. ... Its in your best interest to take control of her drug use from the start. Make sure she does the minimum to get fucked up." "Don’t be afraid to discipline her. Eventually you’ll have to. Be manipulative with her feelings. ... If she fucks with your main bitch keys your car gets violent with you, then slap the shit out of her."

Natalia Queen is a new rising star. She's my new fave.

^ When she has enough tits to hold in her own hands and literally wrap titty flesh a full 360* around your cock is when titty fucking becomes next level good. That's what my ATF DS has - huge and firm all natural DDDs. And she knows how to stroke a cock with them. And yeah by contrast my backup CF has nice and natural perky Bs. And she does more nipple twisting shit and just rubbing them on my crotch area without hands. As far as titty fucking goes it's not the same as with ATF DS.

LMFAO I love it when I say exactly what she's going to post and then she does it exactly as I described.

^ And yes she is almost always miserable and angry with her posts. Her "happy" posts are always when she is putting down and laughing at someone else.

It's not that important but I actually pay attention to real dancing when a stripper is onstage. First I check and see if she is dancing to the beat and has actual rhythm. Then I look for advanced moves that take physical skill. If she has both of these I will always give her a tip regardless of her looks and body. It's an appreciation of her dancing skills as opposed to her stripping skills. And then it's best when she is doing well at both.

Paul Neuman's FTW!

Just testing my poop emoji. Felt like the right thread for it.

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The other day I went commando and wore pants with super thin fabric and my ATF DS made me LDK hard after two songs from an OTP titty fuck. (Cost me $60 so suck on that, juicy.) When she squeezes her tits to the rhythm of your cumming you know she's "DTTF" or down to titty fuck.

@reverend LOL I meant that statement in the context of needing to create thread after thread and post after post about the same issues with what other men do with strippers. You may have your curiosities but you aren't posting ad nauseum about them. That's what I meant about not giving a fuck.

^ And yes she is almost always miserable and angry with her posts. Her "happy" posts are always when she is putting down and laughing at someone else.

@Subra I'm open to her being an actual man but if she is, he is HIGHLY effeminate. Like flaming queen effeminate.

Most guys / men don't give a fuck about what other guys want to do with women. In my experience this is almost universal. However on TUSCL, the exceptions to this have been san_jose_creep and IceyDodo. These two knuckleheads are OBSESSED with how other guys club with strippers. LMFAO they create threads on this issue and will completely post OT and derail other threads in order to make a point about it. It's all because they need their personal psychological ego boost from it. I can't imagine the bitterness inside that motivates them to do this. It's sad.

@Subraman Amen brother. In my experience, nothing beats being with a fave/ATF on a slow day and having a few hours to spend at the club. The mileage and dick attention on those days are always the highest and cost the least. At the cost of buying her one drink, if at all, my ATF DS will always sit with me and tease my dick during slow times. LOL she loves the massages. Sometimes it is for over an hour when it is slow. Yesterday was such a day. I went to the club when she arrived just after lunch. I watched her onstage for her first set of the day, and then for an entire hour I sat spoon with her and gave her a massage as she constantly teased my hard dick. When she wasn't messing around on her phone we small talked and she showed me some nude pics and videos that she was sharing on Snapchat. Then after an hour she went on stage again and I watched her alone so again I got all the attention. When she was done there still weren't many customers so she sat with me with a huge boner between her ass cheeks for another 20 minutes. And I bought her a drink. We had a toast and then I got two dances with the usual LDK finish. LOL because of all that pre-dance dick teasing time I'm always so aroused going into the dances so two dances is usually enough. Total cost for almost two hours of constant dick teasing and attention w/LDK finish = $80. And no hustle whatsoever.

I don't have any issues kicking around any troll regardless of their motivations and issues. And regardless of her true self, IceyDodo is clearly a troll that posts with the intent to put down and denigrate others. In this thread alone she just had to post, "besides TBH I'm better off than most of you". ^ This exemplifies her attitude here. She posts to put down others as a means to elevate herself by contrast. It's a common theme with many of her posts. For me personally, I think she's most definitely a female due to her writing style and her disdain for older men who go to strip clubs. I've oscillated between her being a young drug dealer or an embittered lesbian stripper or sugar baby that is conflicted about being a ho. Either way she's a troll (and a hypocritical trick bitch).

^ And in exchange for that money (however she chooses to use it) you get the sex and/or ego boost that you "came" for. It's as simple as that, knucklehead.

LMFAO in other words it makes the denial that you're paying for GFE easier.

^ LMFAO So says the unmarried one. And one that admittedly spends hundreds to thousands per day on your stripper hookers No wonder you think that way. You are both inexperienced AND clueless. My wife understands exactly why I club because she understands me. She has issues with the frequency at which I club and the total amount of money I've spent. But she's accepting of it being infrequent and within my "frivolous" expenses budget. And she's never thought of it as spending her money as you put it (like an assuming idiot). And why do you assume it's her money that's being spent anyway?

Also exactly who is getting hushed here from all this information? Her dad or his wife?

Blood is thicker than water.