Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 203)

^ Depends on how old she is and if she's making a living on her own. Also if she's a daddy's girl* or not. *No pun intended.

In San Francisco you find strippers and clubs like you do in most other high mileage cities. And some are pro-sex because the are actually sex professionals. Again this really isn't any different at any other city with clubs like SF. The only difference is price. In the South Bay you find more air dance and no touch strippers because unfortunately those are the only type of clubs there. They are only shit heads to you because they don't want to DFK your creepy ass.

If he was seeking an arrangement to have his balls held by a young hottie, he definitely got one. He definitely has more to lose here than her. Time to start looking for another job.

^ you clearly didn't read it, dodo

I've never ever seen or heard of an amateur night in Portland. Brand new strippers are simply put into the normal rotation.

Who's who's daddy now?

CMI wins the thread of the day award. Laugh my motherfucking ass off!

LOL juice has been pegged so many times that he falls asleep to it

Was it really a fart or just the sound of getting pegged?

^ Consider the source

HMW = IceyDodo

^ The best part is... "...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand." LMFAO your P4P GFE is stupid easy to discern, no?

@IceyDodo the other thing that's easy to discern is your payments to your past stripper whore GFs. It's easy-peasy when you post shit n shit like this... "I don't mind spending money in the club." "If I fuck a stripper...... " "I offer to pay the house fee, tip out and fine for leaving early) and smoke some weed." "I don't mind doing normal things like giving her weed, alcohol if she can't buy it, or some money to get her eyebrows or nails done... a bill here and there..." "Yeah, Im fine with the sugar daddy aspect. Im not naive to think she'd be with me if I were broke." "Don't care where I met her and have no problem spending the money, its not an issue." "And I agree, its really weird that she would cut off the $$$. You'd think she'd want to push it. And at this stage while I know itll hurt in the long run, Id be down with it. She knows I'll spend it on her.It was pretty much like we were living in a hip hop video...materialistically, it was there for her. Designer shoes, bags, clothes, the best weed, expensive restaurants. She grew up poor and likes fast money..." "Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand." "... I'd even be fine with it just being about money if she just stays and acts normal."

I hate to break the news to you knuckleheads, but you can treat a sex worker and pay her for a service AND do it no different than a conversation with a civie chick. It's you knuckleheads that are assuming that you treat sex workers and strippers differently than other P4P PLs. For example, my ATF DS is a stripper/escort and I have never (and won't ever) have anything more sexual with her than an ITC LDK. And yes I pay her for this. I have for several years now regularly. And during this time we have grown to know each other on a personal level and talk to each other about personal things. In fact, she freely has shared much more personally with me about herself than I ever would share with her about myself. I went through a death in the family with her. I know the names of all her family members. I know her hobbies. I see her vacation pictures. I know her vacation plans. I see pictures of her house and know the projects that she works on. I know all the music and food she likes. All shit that normal civie friends would know about each other or stuff a boyfriend would know about her but not what a PL would according to you knuckleheads. Not saying we are BFFs at all. Just saying that we have the conversations and interactions beyond "sex work" that you are talking out of your asses about. You knuckleheads are P4P just like everyone else here that has their fun with strippers. And yes it is obvious they are real people and women no different than civie ones.

^ LMFAO it's called GFE... Girlfriend "Experience".

^ Except you do lose some money (and drugs), no?

^ How *To* P4P

LMFAO IceyDodo you should change this thread title to Two Desperate PLs Explain How P4P Without Admitting It

^ But there is no difference in that you PAY them money. Except in you case which you pay money AND drugs. And sure, all P4P PLs want a different experience. Some people don't want GFE like you and san_jose_creep. Some just wanna nut and don't have to have this pretend I'm not paying attitude.

LMFAO so the key is to assume and pretend a sex worker isn't taking the money for sex even though that's exactly what she does to make money. LOL!

Are you railing against your guilt? Sounds like you are.

san_jose_creep what's your point about not posting as per the thread topic? Is there something about you going to strip clubs and AMPs while you were married but don't want to admit?

"you can have sex with a woman, and you can give her money. But this still does not mean that you are paying her for sex." Hey san_jose_creep, if that same woman is a sex worker, chances are she's taking that money in exchange for the sex. Stop giving a sex worker money (and drugs if you are IceyDodo) and see how the sex works out for you. Sounds to me you are in denial about paying for sex. LOLZ

LMFAO IceyDodo says getting sex doesn't require hookers but yet she pays stripper hookers money AND drugs for her GFE with them. LOL I guess it's the drug supply that makes her different.

My ATF DS has firm all natural DDDs and she said eventually she's going to get a reduction because they are a PITA in terms of buying bras and yeah her back and neck ache from them. I told her they are perfect and she has a serious first world "problem" in her hands (actually in my hands LOL).