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Comments by SirLapdancealot

  • discussion comment
    6 months ago
    Good songs with no vocals
    Beastie Boys "Sabrosa" https://youtu.be/BbFCAxGqHP4?si=Fj5NgaR5JrnH4Oud
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    6 months ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Favorite line, lines or stanza of any song ever recorded.
    All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me Just a Pepsi - 'Institutionalized' by Suicidal Tendencies
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    6 months ago
    Hardpasses on breast plate tattoos?
    Unless they are all natural 36 DD's, give or take an inch, it's a hard pass for me.
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    a year ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    When you finally get what you wanted and it was just bad
    Listermint will kill the smell, but real PLs bring Listerine for the germs. 99% FTW!
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    a year ago
    Best Chain Coffee
    Peet's has the best coffee. Dutch Bros is solid too. I prefer my grocery store Starbucks as opposed to the regular one 200 ft away because of the cute blonde barista there. The regular Starbucks has a dude barista that says hi and calls me by my first name as soon as I walk in, and he creeps me out. (I don't know you that well, bro, and I don't care to either.)
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    a year ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Big Mac = Icee ?
    ^^^*with* junkies
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    a year ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Big Mac = Icee ?
    The irony is that PaulDrake started that reddit sub because of TUSCL trolls like her. She's gonna need to be on her best behavior over there. I think she is obsessed with hot strippers. She's just more obsessed with making sure everyone knows that she's not a PL or trick. (LOL even though she coerces sex workers into her "relationships" with money and drugs and can only get "dates" junkies.)
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Thoughts with Thots
    Tits so big I lost my train of thot.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    LDK for the Release, or the Reaction?
    Always for the release, never for the reaction. Over time I found it best kept to myself, including keeping my jizz inside my pants, unless she initiated a discussion about it. For me this was the safest approach since there are strippers that don't like it.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Big Mac = Icee ?
    Not even a week of active posting and she got deleted completely. And after months of lying in wait after her last account got locked (and mocked...by founder), she uses a sleeper account that she created back in February to return. I know we all like TUSCL, but this is some obsessive shit n' shit. Makes me think she's going to come back again and put up with more trolling and embarrassment, just so she can have those moments where she elevates herself above PLs that pay hookers for sex. She needs this in her life, clearly, and it's going to take more than just founder's deletions to keep her away. I used to think san_jose_guy was the looniest online persona I've ever encountered, but not anymore.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Where are hottest girls in Portland of the clubs with good grind LDs
    In general, you can expect a good grind/contact LD at DV8, Columbia Strip, Sunset Strip, Dream On Saloon, SinRock, The Golden Dragon, and Spyce. I say in general because there's always a chance of an ROB air dance at any club. The chance is low at these clubs. There will be the most hotties at DV8, Sunset Strip, SinRock, and The Golden Dragon. I recommend any of these clubs. Avoid the Acropolis unless you like a cheap steak with your air dance.
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    a year ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Adults that watch anime
    @nicespice so does your waifu pillow look like blah?
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    a year ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Adults that watch anime
    @blah just curious if you feel the same way about adults that watch Avatar. Are they in the same class as Japanese anime weirdos? Why not, if so?
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Smelly Pussy - Does It Exist?
    ^^^I understand. I'm saying it might only be because of hygiene issues. Meaning she's not washing up well enough. But if she's squeaky clean down there, it doesn't smell.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    Involuntary celibacy isn't just about repellant young men who've never had sex
    Throughout history there have always been men that are incapable of figuring out how to get laid. They have no game or they set their standards too high or they are just unappealing and unattractive to a woman. These were the "incels" before it became a thing. Today's situation is no different - other than we have the internet which gives these "men" a means to form groups and perform the mental gymnastics and make the anecdotal observations that it takes to create the "incel movement"...Peel back the onion on this and it's simply the same as it ever was...guys that can't get laid. Boo hoo. It sucks to be you.
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    a year ago
    Involuntary celibacy isn't just about repellant young men who've never had sex
    Clearly it's also about a repellent older man that can't get laid when he wants it without having to pay for it. So let's just redefine it as such!
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    georgmicrodong
    Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
    It all
    This post says this post says
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    a year ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Break up songs - Title says it all
    I like "Black Widow" by Iggy Azalea with Rita Ora. It's a catchy tune with a great video that pays tribute to the Kill Bill movies. Not a huge fan of either singer but it's a good song. "You used to be, thirsty for me (right) But now you wanna be set free This is the web, web that you weave So, baby now rest in peace (it's all over with now) I'm gonna love you, until you hate me (right) And I'm gonna show you (show 'em what? Show 'em what?) What's really crazy You should've known better, than to mess with me harder I'm gonna love you, I'm gonna love you Gonna love you, gonna love you Like a black widow, baby Bla-bla-black, black widow, baby"
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    a year ago
    PDX area recommendations for a solo gent to celebrate a birthday?
    Not a fan of Casa. It's over hyped and overpriced. Try several clubs in close proximity. My #1 suggestion is Spyce, Club Rouge, and close at the Golden Dragon. This is a downtown circuit and all three clubs represent Portland well. Plus you could walk between all three and experience the Saturday night scene. Other options are DV8, Devil's Point, and Hawthorne Strip. Or Club 205, the Venue, and SinRock.
  • discussion comment
    a year ago
    LDK topic
    @Mate27 amen. As long as you are at a decent mileage club, when you can LDK you can always end the night happy. In my experience, there are more strippers either indifferent or LDK friendly than there are strippers that are anti. And all LDK PLs please just follow one simple rule: don't get any cum on your dancer. Keep your jizz your biz. Seriously. That's the main issue that strippers are not cool with. Respect it!
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    a year ago
    Where does nicespice need to dance next?
    With blah in Portland I think they should do it here. I'll take one for the PL team and bear witness to it. And I'll bring my own "hitching post".
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    a year ago
    Where does nicespice need to dance next?
    @nicespice I think it's time for you to come out and consummate your marriage with blah. Preferably on stage. 😍👯
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    a year ago
    Where does nicespice need to dance next?
    It's been years since she's had a SirLap massage, so it stands to reason that she returns to Portland (OR). 🤗🦄
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    a year ago
    Mate27
    TUSCL’s #1 Soothsayer!
    Another one bites the dust! Bye Scrub. Hope to see you in the club!
    In my experience, he was a dumbass. Falsely accusing me for being nicespice and falsely accusing many legitimate review writers for writing 'club ads' - he made dumbass assumptions with conviction and was derogatory in the process. And like a dumbass, he was completely wrong much of the time. Thanks for the update @founder. You made a good choice booting his dumb ass. 🤙
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    a year ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    Veganism
    I was vegetarian for several years for health reasons. I was suffering from gout which is caused by genetics and red meat (which is high in purines). It helped limit my gout attacks but I couldn't sustain it, so I went back to being an omnivore and took medication for the gout . It wasn't that bad and I don't regret it, but don't ever let anyone tell you that there are good substitutes for meat out there. There's not. It never tastes as good as the real thing.