When you finally get what you wanted and it was just bad
rickdugan
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OK, there was a girl that I wanted for many months. Her body is simply amazing and she is sweet to boot. In my pursuit of her, I even let her run a hamfisted pity hustle on me and only stopped it when her ask got too high. I spent countless hours over multiple months sitting with her ITC and tipping her for entertaining me, all while she seemed to teeter on the OTC ledge, but never fell over.
Then she disappeared for a while. She hasn't been dancing since the new license requirements kicked in. Then, out of the blue, she reached out to me to see if I was still interested. You better believe I was. So we made plans and found ourselves in a hotel for what I was very much hoping would be a great time.
My hopes were further buoyed when we arrived at the hotel and she looked every bit as delicious as she did ITC. Holy shit did she look good and I was think: "Finally!" After a little catchup chatter, the clothes came off and the fun began.
Then it all went downhill from there. I'm not going to get into the gory details, but suffice it to say that she had some serious hygiene challenges. So much so that I think I'm going to need to get my hands on an antibiotic for prophylactic purposes.
Ugh. After all that waiting and hoping, for it to go like that was very disappointing. I was very much hoping to move her to the top of my weekly SB rotation, but obviously not now. Sometimes "be careful what you wish for' has real meaning.
Then she disappeared for a while. She hasn't been dancing since the new license requirements kicked in. Then, out of the blue, she reached out to me to see if I was still interested. You better believe I was. So we made plans and found ourselves in a hotel for what I was very much hoping would be a great time.
My hopes were further buoyed when we arrived at the hotel and she looked every bit as delicious as she did ITC. Holy shit did she look good and I was think: "Finally!" After a little catchup chatter, the clothes came off and the fun began.
Then it all went downhill from there. I'm not going to get into the gory details, but suffice it to say that she had some serious hygiene challenges. So much so that I think I'm going to need to get my hands on an antibiotic for prophylactic purposes.
Ugh. After all that waiting and hoping, for it to go like that was very disappointing. I was very much hoping to move her to the top of my weekly SB rotation, but obviously not now. Sometimes "be careful what you wish for' has real meaning.
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If a girl is hot enough, you can power through starfishing. But smell is just bad.
Next time, "hey, let's play in the hot tub and shower 1st"?
Are we talking just bad smell? Thats usually just BV. But it could be trich. Unfortunately GC or Chlamydia is pretty much undetectable to odor and appearance.
Visible lesions? That's a problem.
There are plenty of reasons a woman can stink that aren't contagious, especially with a rubber.
But maybe not write her off yet. Agreed this isn’t something you can give her direct feedback on but this could have been a one off bad month for her, or a real bad and unusual week of eating, temporary medicine she’s taking or similar that can cause a temporary bad scent. Being a stripper she has just got to know of scent. Maybe try the indirect approach, ask her if she’ll wear a certain perfume, tell her that scent is a big thing for you. It’ll at least put the idea of scent in her head on the next meeting without the deal killing direct feedback
"say i got an idea. want to have fun together at the shower/bathtub?"
Yes, I powered through. The stench didn't hit me until plumbing action had already started and I was already worked up by what she did beforehand. Lucky for her she was face down on the bed. 😆
That thing needed more than a shower or even a bidet. Maybe several rounds of flushing out with an alcohol-based disinfectant followed by a shower scrub down with strong antibacterial bar soap. It was truly awful.
I sent you a pm over a week ago
Oh sorry. it’s easy to miss that new chat icon. Needs to flash in a bold color for us old guys. Lol
Washing won't fix this. There's some theory of it being attributed to abnormal pH or taking other antibiotics.
What she needs is Flagyl or Cleocin. Most dancers don't comply with their Flagyl prescription..... because it interacts with alcohol. Makes you violently ill. It's like Antabuse.
There are vaginally administered gels that will get the job done. More expensive and girls don't like it either.
Also good news is men don't catch it.
Trich is much less likely. But could be. That you can catch.
Years ago I wanted to get a dance from this Rhino COI girl named Bo: goddess in looks, highest possible reviews on BI, no GPS. I endure long waits, finally snag her early in her shift (fresh). Get in the VIP, get down to business, and then huh? It was truly like kissing my sister: No vibe, really awkward. Her face reflected the same. Force of will got me through, but afterwards I had to ask “did that seem weird to you?” She said “yeah, actually it did” with seeming relief that it wasn’t just her. We both laughed and speculated if we were related. It was the oddest thing, and I never experienced it again with anyone else.
Everyone forgot during COVID - I wonder if covering your body in listermint presents COVID too?
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