When you finally get what you wanted and it was just bad

rickdugan
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OK, there was a girl that I wanted for many months. Her body is simply amazing and she is sweet to boot. In my pursuit of her, I even let her run a hamfisted pity hustle on me and only stopped it when her ask got too high. I spent countless hours over multiple months sitting with her ITC and tipping her for entertaining me, all while she seemed to teeter on the OTC ledge, but never fell over.

Then she disappeared for a while. She hasn't been dancing since the new license requirements kicked in. Then, out of the blue, she reached out to me to see if I was still interested. You better believe I was. So we made plans and found ourselves in a hotel for what I was very much hoping would be a great time.

My hopes were further buoyed when we arrived at the hotel and she looked every bit as delicious as she did ITC. Holy shit did she look good and I was think: "Finally!" After a little catchup chatter, the clothes came off and the fun began.

Then it all went downhill from there. I'm not going to get into the gory details, but suffice it to say that she had some serious hygiene challenges. So much so that I think I'm going to need to get my hands on an antibiotic for prophylactic purposes.

Ugh. After all that waiting and hoping, for it to go like that was very disappointing. I was very much hoping to move her to the top of my weekly SB rotation, but obviously not now. Sometimes "be careful what you wish for' has real meaning.

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  • twentyfive
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    a year ago
    I guess all that glitters is not gold.
  • JamesSD
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    a year ago
    Oh man, that's rough.

    If a girl is hot enough, you can power through starfishing. But smell is just bad.
  • sinclair
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    a year ago
    It is amazing how some of these young women spend so much time and effort on their looks, but yet when you peel the thong off there is a foul stench.
  • gSteph
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    a year ago
    Bummer Dude.
    Next time, "hey, let's play in the hot tub and shower 1st"?
  • iknowbetter
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    a year ago
    Yikes! So where do you go from here when she reaches out again (when her bills are due)?
  • shailynn
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    a year ago
    Good grief pour some Jack Daniel’s on that pussy to kill the smell and plow through it!
  • Hank Moody
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    a year ago
    I completely empathize. Such a let down. Im not Cashman but I actually have a pretty high tolerance for natural functions. But one time I went for a VIP and the girl was trying to recruit me as her regular and went above and beyond in an only partially private dance area. Everything was so hot. Smoking body, hot face, down for whatever. She checked all the boxes, but her own. (Bad pun. Had to do it.) Complete needle on the record scratch. Years later, I still see her once a month when I’m in that club, but never willing to try again. Shame.
  • Hank Moody
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    a year ago
    Kinda wish she was bi. I just think that feedback would be better received coming from a girl.
  • rickdugan
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    a year ago
    ^ Yup. If there is anything I've learned about women over the years, it's that there is no such thing as well received constructive criticism when it comes to something personal like that.
  • 3131
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    a year ago
    It couldn't have been THAT bad if you fucked her anyway?

    Are we talking just bad smell? Thats usually just BV. But it could be trich. Unfortunately GC or Chlamydia is pretty much undetectable to odor and appearance.

    Visible lesions? That's a problem.
  • Studme53
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    a year ago
    Bad smell is a deal (and boner) killer for me
  • Manuellabore
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    a year ago
    If I'm there in the moment I power through it that one time, but that's it. If she reaches out after, I'll give intentionally lame explanations for begging off until she stops asking.
  • JamesSD
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    a year ago
    To be honest in my wild youth if there was a smell I wouldn't go down but I would still put on a condom and fuck her.

    There are plenty of reasons a woman can stink that aren't contagious, especially with a rubber.
  • gammanu95
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    a year ago
    Anecdotal hearsay: Porn actresses still need to shoot scenes during their periods. Most will shove a makeup remover pad up to their cervix like a diaphragm. That stops the blood and flow, but the problem is when they forget about it and it becomes soaked with menstrual blood and sexual fluids. The smell is said to be the worst ever. Easily fixed, but so awful for the entire set.
  • bang69
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    a year ago
    That sucks. But then again that's how life goes sometime
  • Mate27
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    a year ago
    Those queer eye for the straight guy cast members have said that’s why they’re gay, they can’t stand the thought of stinky vagina. I guess you know you’re straight if you fuck it anyway!
  • Brahma2k
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    a year ago
    @sinclair has it right. They put so much effort into being alluring, scent is absolutely part of it. A stripper ITC in VIP is likely going to be very spread and close up. Scent is part of the full package. For me even breath will hurt the moment.
    But maybe not write her off yet. Agreed this isn’t something you can give her direct feedback on but this could have been a one off bad month for her, or a real bad and unusual week of eating, temporary medicine she’s taking or similar that can cause a temporary bad scent. Being a stripper she has just got to know of scent. Maybe try the indirect approach, ask her if she’ll wear a certain perfume, tell her that scent is a big thing for you. It’ll at least put the idea of scent in her head on the next meeting without the deal killing direct feedback
  • georgmicrodong
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    a year ago
    Ouch. Fortunately, I've never encountered one that bad, but I managed to avoid one by virtue of another club goer's warning.
  • rattdog
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    a year ago
    probably could try this:
    "say i got an idea. want to have fun together at the shower/bathtub?"
  • minnow
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    a year ago
    ^ The way rick describes it, a simple shower won't do. Maybe see about getting a room with a bidet ?
  • rattdog
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    a year ago
    the burn and flames coming out of the boxes of some of these girls if you squeezed lemon juice onto them those girls could literally be launched to the moon.
  • aham5
    •
    a year ago
    @minnow with the first TUSCL ever mention of a bidet. Lol
  • shailynn
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    a year ago
    Red Roof Inns don’t have bidets! Lol
  • rickdugan
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    a year ago
    Some of the responses in here, lol.

    Yes, I powered through. The stench didn't hit me until plumbing action had already started and I was already worked up by what she did beforehand. Lucky for her she was face down on the bed. 😆

    That thing needed more than a shower or even a bidet. Maybe several rounds of flushing out with an alcohol-based disinfectant followed by a shower scrub down with strong antibacterial bar soap. It was truly awful.
  • georgmicrodong
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    a year ago
    Yeah, that sounds like more than a simple hygiene problem. Hopefully you will have avoiding catching. And just because you cover up doesn't mean you can't catch something. Manage to get trich from a girl once even though I was covered up for *everything*. That was back when I was, aheam, more diligent about safety than I have now. Of course, I was slightly less picky at that point as well.
  • Jascoi
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    a year ago
    thank god there's life after stinky pussy.
  • motorhead
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    a year ago
    Not a hygiene problem - but the title of the thread reminded me of one hot dancer who I always fantasized about but she was always busy. When I finally did get a room with her it was just a terrible experience. She was just plain weird. She told me about her brother who used to jerk off into a sock and leave it in a corner so she developed a weird phobia about socks. And when I tried to hand her cash she said “what’s this for” as if she thought I was trying to entrap her. Just a plain weirdo. Thankfully not stinky though
  • twentyfive
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    a year ago
    @motorhead
    I sent you a pm over a week ago
  • motorhead
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    a year ago
    ^^
    Oh sorry. it’s easy to miss that new chat icon. Needs to flash in a bold color for us old guys. Lol
  • 3131
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    a year ago
    Here's the good news. She almost certainly has BV . Bacterial Vaginosis. This is typically not notable. It's an overgrowth of natural flora Gardnerella species. For whatever reason, intercourse kicks up the odor.

    Washing won't fix this. There's some theory of it being attributed to abnormal pH or taking other antibiotics.

    What she needs is Flagyl or Cleocin. Most dancers don't comply with their Flagyl prescription..... because it interacts with alcohol. Makes you violently ill. It's like Antabuse.
    There are vaginally administered gels that will get the job done. More expensive and girls don't like it either.

    Also good news is men don't catch it.

    Trich is much less likely. But could be. That you can catch.
  • HoneyDewMelons
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    a year ago
    Awesome conversation oy vey
  • Brahma2k
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    a year ago
    HDM, when I first read this conversation, I immediately thought “what will HDM’s comment be”. “Oy vey” is a bit more succinct than I expected but the sentiment was exactly what I expected.
  • RiskA
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    a year ago
    (Desperately trying to get this thread back on topic:)
    Years ago I wanted to get a dance from this Rhino COI girl named Bo: goddess in looks, highest possible reviews on BI, no GPS. I endure long waits, finally snag her early in her shift (fresh). Get in the VIP, get down to business, and then huh? It was truly like kissing my sister: No vibe, really awkward. Her face reflected the same. Force of will got me through, but afterwards I had to ask “did that seem weird to you?” She said “yeah, actually it did” with seeming relief that it wasn’t just her. We both laughed and speculated if we were related. It was the oddest thing, and I never experienced it again with anyone else.
  • rickthelion
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    a year ago
    I feel for you rick my brother. As you know, many of you damn dirty apes offend this rick’s acute olfactory sense. Many of the weirdos on this site suggest listermint as a cure all. Perhaps you should suggest a listermint douche. ROAR!!!
  • shailynn
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    a year ago
    ^ how could we all forget to douse your dick in listermint after coming in contact with any suspect pussy.

    Everyone forgot during COVID - I wonder if covering your body in listermint presents COVID too?
  • twentyfive
    •
    a year ago
    ^ I think it’s chloroquine that is the recommended treatment for covid!
  • ATACdawg
    •
    a year ago
    ^Or is it hydrochloriquine?? It must be more effective because it has more syllables......🤔😵🫣🤣
  • twentyfive
    •
    a year ago
    ^ I remember a guy with orange hair that said bleach was effective or maybe he was explaining his hair color

    😵‍💫😵‍💫😷
  • SirLapdancealot
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    a year ago
    Listermint will kill the smell, but real PLs bring Listerine for the germs. 99% FTW!
  • rickmacrodong
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    a year ago
    Rick do you think dick size plays a role in why you and some of the other older guys are so successful with OTC to the point you can even turn No’s to Yes’s over time
  • Mate27
    •
    a year ago
    ^ you’re one of the biggest pricks here, so you should let us know how that goes for ya.
  • rickmacrodong
    •
    a year ago
    Me? Why am i a prick specifically mate
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