TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 47)
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5 years ago
roshi
Bay Area, California
^^^^^So I take you're not down with LDK?
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5 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Yeah it's fucked up right now. Thankfully Founder is good about fixing stuff like this fairly quickly.
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5 years ago
azdd
On the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
@azdd good stuff! I see you and I have the same taste. I'm gonna need a bigger list from you soon lol.
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Look at this hypocrite telling me to use ignore. When he himself posts his list and yet still responds to said people. Fishul King for real!
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
What a fucking idiot. He also doesn't read plain English. She said she's done talking to you, and I don't think anyone here blames her. Well, maybe CC99 lol. Still she was right about what she said in the other thread. No one here gives a shit about anything you post.
Well once again, besides CC99.
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5 years ago
PaulDrake
Off again on again PL
You guys are alike. CC99 you're damn near just as stubborn as he is. You probably get along because you see a lot of yourself in him.
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5 years ago
Cristobal
I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
First of all, congratulations on your new relationship. I hope it makes you as happy as your TJ and COI club visits did.
And I understand why you say 'its with a heavy heart'. After living the single life with frequent visits to TJ it's gotta be hard to transition back into the one civie girl only life. There are definitely pros and cons to both lifestyles. All I can suggest is try to take full advantage of the pros. One of which is being able to save a good amount of money not spending it on dancers.
Like you say, if it doesn't work out then you're not worried because you KNOW what the backup plan is. And it doesn't involve sulking at home being alone.
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5 years ago
PaulDrake
Off again on again PL
Seeing as how both Waffle and SLD are on his list and he still reads all of their posts and even still responds to Waffle, I don't think being on his list would help you.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Well that was quite entertaining. I guess the library closed up shop so he's not able to respond anymore. Gotta wait till sometime between 12-2pm for that.
It's hilarious seeing him suggest that f2f you wouldn't say certain things to him. But then when you offer to meet him face to face he starts up about privacy walls. Make up your mind SJG. Either you are the badass who would kick everyone's ass face to face, or you're the guy who only talks big online behind a keyboard and scared to meet anyone face to face. Being both of those persons at once is contradictory.
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5 years ago
azdd
On the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
What @PSD posted is exactly what I was wondering about. @Papi Chulo mentioned that he thinks most these girls are making little to no money from IG. If that's the case, then how exactly are they frequently in Cabo San Lucas, the Bahamas, Paris, Vegas, etc? Taking selfies wearing the most stylish shit in private jets, huge hotel villas, with a generic ass life advice quote?
For the ones that have millions of followers, sure they're probably making good money solely of IG endorsements. But for the gals with 50K followers? I know damn well those photos were being taken right after Klay Thompson/insert random rich dude just pumped a load in her SJG style.
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Agree with CMI, that privacy wall is terrible.
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5 years ago
heelslvr
North Carolina
Thongs. I absolutely LOVE thongs!
And any club where a dancer isn't allowed to wear a thong is an automatic no go for me. PSD which clubs do you know of that don't allow them? And do you know why they're not allowed?
I've been to some clubs where it seems as though the girl has to wear something over the thong/g-string while she's out on the floor. But once she gets to the private room she can strip down to the thong. I don't mind those, I actually like the tease of seeing the whale tail sticking out.
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5 years ago
BoringLoser
^ You are an ass hole
^^^^I truly believe most of that is correct. Well, except the homeless part. I think he's either institutionalized, or at least in some kind of shitty little apartment or room. He doesn't have his own internet connection, so he uses public places. Explains why he can only post at certain times of the day.
All the mental stuff is spot on though. Especially the part about being the ultimate womanizer and able to woo any stripper he wants. A rejection like Waffle's cuts deep.
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5 years ago
PinkSugarDoll
Holy shit!!!! Went back and looked at the picture. How'd I miss that you conveniently stood in front of a mirror so we could get the front AND back view??!!
Lord Jesus! My type in every way! Best picture you've ever posted IMO 🥰🥰🥰🤪🤪🙏🙏🙏
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5 years ago
heelslvr
North Carolina
I have a fetish myself, but it doesn't involve feet. Like RiskA said, to each his own. IMO if more people had the 'to each his own' mentality then folks with fetishes wouldn't be so scared to disclose them.
I used to be embarrassed about my fetish until I started thinking about folks who get pleasure from illegal and harmful stuff, like murder, pedophilia, etc. Now I just thank my lucky stars that what I like won't send me to jail or have folks wanting to kill me.
There was a guy who recently did a review of Hong Kong who had a boot fetish. https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=362625 He spoke of having a great time upstairs with a dancer who was wearing some long black boots. However the next day she wasn't wearing the boots yet tried to get him to again take her upstairs and he passed on her, but I'm not sure if he told her why. Totally reminded me of myself because I had a similar experience. Saw a beautiful dancer with an amazing bubble butt and big boobs wearing a tiny thong in one of my area clubs. Had a great time with her in VIP. However the next time I saw her she was wearing some boy shorts bottoms. When she asked if I wanted to go to VIP I told her I prefer girls wearing thongs. Bless her heart, she went to the dressing room and changed into a thong. Best believe she emptied my pockets that night lol.
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5 years ago
PinkSugarDoll
I missed seeing the occasional PSD photo threads, they used to never disappoint! This one is no different. I hope you stick around 🥰. This time I'll make no requests and just take what we get 😂😂.
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5 years ago
nicespice
I agree with SLD's take on the whole thing. And I also like Muddy's taste of music, I'm right there with you.
Still, from having good times in the club set to all this new age rap, it's actually grown on me. Where I used to be in the same boat as Muddy and calling all the new stuff crap, now I actually kind of dig it. Some of my best times clubbing has been in Hong Kong TJ and they primarily play 'gringo' music there, about 90% rap. You'll hear bust down Thotianna, Migos, Cardi B, and all that other top 40 shit over and over. I have a strip club playlist on apple music and whenever I listen to it it just reminds me of different times in the club. Good stuff.
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5 years ago
Richi47
I wouldn't call this review a shill, but some info he gave is confusing. For starters, when you take the club limo, you shouldn't be getting charged $40 to get in. The most it should be is a $15 service charge.
Secondly, the main stage at this club is actually quite small compared to most clubs. Even clubs a lot smaller than this one usually have bigger main stages. Because of this, there can only be a limited number of folks standing around tipping.
Also, girls usually will not approach you if you are directly stage side, as that means she's taking away potential tip money from the dancer performing.
As for the rest, it's believable IMO. He didn't do VIP but instead did about 5-6 regular lap dances, which would run him about $120. His definition of completely satisfied probably differs from ours.
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
As long as the Patriots get home field advantage throughout playoffs they'll be most likely getting to the bowl again. What the Ravens did was nice, and Lamar Jackson has some excellent moves, but it would take a lot for him to do that in New England. Especially in January while Belichick has more film on him now.
Can't wait for Monday night a week from now.
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5 years ago
rogertex
Texas
Another club noted for future travels. Big asses? We take those!
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5 years ago
bruceleeroy
California
I also agree with this review. In my HK review I spoke of having a great time here at Chicago club, but that was mostly due to the girl I connected with, and a few others I interacted with. You guys know, it only takes one girl to turn your experience from a so so visit to an outstanding visit.
Everything the OP said about the rooms and the club I agree with. HK's rooms, especially the master suite, is much better than the room they provide you with at Chicago club when you go arriba. I'm not sure how many different options Chicago Club's hotel has when you book for multiple nights. But the arriba room I got was as basic as it gets. A bed, then up one step into a shower. Even when compared to HK's most basic option it doesn't measure up. But to be honest I didn't care about the surroundings since I was so thrilled with the girl I was with.
The club itself I thought was spacious, and one thing I liked about it was it never got HK crowded, even on a Friday or Saturday night. There were plenty of people, but not to the point where you could barely move through the club like HK gets.
And whereas HK would have like 30 different girls you consider a 9 or 10, at Chicago club it's more like you'll find like 3 or 4 you consider an 8 or more. That's still acceptable to me tbh. HK almost overwhelms you with the amount of stunners on those peak nights, but then the rest of the experience kind of sucks IMO.
Thanks for the honest review. I can never get enough of reading about this place.
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5 years ago
roshi
Bay Area, California
@SLD the shorts/pants I use for clubbing feel excellent when getting a dance and I also wear them normally. I doubt the difference between the shorts I wear and those golf pants of yours is equal to the difference between dial up internet and fiber optic.
You say you golf which is cool. But surely you have more than one pair of those pants, right? Like if you go to the club one night and LDK and you wanna go to the club again in the same week, or you wanna golf. I doubt you go to the cleaners that often. Having even, say, three pair of those pants = $375 which is a good chunk of change to spend. You're right that you can use them a bunch of times though, at least there's that. But I can also use my $20 shorts from Kohl's a bunch lol.
Also, I thought golf was a rich man's game? I'm surprised you think $100 tip is too much money then. I'd imagine my tips are chump change to what some other guys are tipping.
We've already been over that part before though. For one I don't tip every girl $100, just the ones that give me a phenomenal dance. Also, I'm not thinking return on investment when giving a tip. It's simply 'thank you for giving me a sensational dance'.