TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 44)
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5 years ago
boldboy88
If I don't make out. It won't work out
Lol @SJG you have been saying the same thing for years.
OK make it interesting. Give us a ballpark estimate of time until you actually DO visit Mexico for business. 5 years? 10? I just wanna know how much longer we have to sit through these same ass future tense posts of yours, that's allπππ
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@Sal69 I think it's been determined quite some time ago that this dude is absolutely fucked in the mind....
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5 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
Talking about doing things and never doing them.
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5 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
That's also the first thing I noticed. When she claims she makes a G a night she ain't kidding. She was probably the freshest looking girl in there.
I'm sure she'll be out soon and back at it again. Where else can a 19 year old make $1000 per night? She'll just be more cautious about feeling the customer out first before she offers her services.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
It's funny, he hopped online at his usual time and began posting in every thread like always.....except this one. Maybe SLD's words hit too close to home?
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5 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
CC99 posted "I don't really get the fascination with nipples. I find the outer breast more titillating. I prefer to see a low hanging bra with plenty of cleavage than a topless girl."
That sounds just like me and my thong fetish. Like, I'd rather see a girl wearing a thong than just her bare ass. And I'm in your camp also when talking about boobs. Whether she has big nipples, small, big areolas, etc doesn't matter to me. As long as her boobs are big enough to fill my hands I'll love them.
Cupping some big boobs is probably the fastest method for me to pop wood. Well, besides kissing and grabbing her butt at the same time while feeling her boobs against my bare chest. Nothing beats that.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
I agree with gsteph, the end! I'll just add AMEN!
Paul Drake I see what you did there. Reposting SLD's comment for SJG to see means taking a big step towards getting ignored by SJG.....brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?!
@FLF if a San Jose 2AMer happened at a strip club and then he all of a sudden stopped posting that we could definitely make that connection.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
@Ishmael that makes a lot of sense and is actually what SLD has been saying about him for awhile. If anyone challenges his theories he gets super defensive. Even worse when it's a dancer who challenges it, which is why he just about went apeshit on Waffle a while back.
But I do think he would really test those theories if he were able to. I think he's not able to because he's broke or institutionalized and physically can't go to the club. Which is a good thing for the dancers. I could see him turning psycho once he was rejected for FRMOS too many times.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
@CC you honestly call a guy who tries to force you to do everything his way and insult your way as 'trying to help'?.
As I've said before a shitload of times, my main problem with him is him telling everyone they're having fun in the club wrong. As the sane people of this forum understand, there is no one right way to enjoy the dancers in a club. If your idea of fun differs from the next guy it doesn't mean you call him a chump and pronounce yourself King stripper whisperer and demand everyone do it your way. Which is precisely what that fool has being doing year in and year out.
How do you defend that?
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5 years ago
boldboy88
If I don't make out. It won't work out
SanJoseChump ππππππππππππππ
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5 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
Ah ok. Sounds cool to me. Hopefully the dancers think it's cool also.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
He routinely goes after all LDKers and folks who buy dances. So in short, fuck him.
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5 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
The original post IS kind of confusing. I'm guessing he's referring to the thread that the Pantera chick made listing her club and schedule. Desertscrub seemed to have some type of problem with it but he was the only one who seemed adverse to the post.
I don't know why anyone would have a problem with it.
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5 years ago
PinkSugarDoll
Is Sunday day time usually a busy time for strip clubs? I'd imagine all the dudes are home watching football at this time.
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5 years ago
gotoguy
Florida
You're not the first person to be psyched out by all the different things you read about the place. I think the most important thing is just to simply make that first trip. That way you experience it all for yourself and know what the expect first hand going forward. And your next trip will be 100 times better because of that.
Forget the murder rate, as long as you're not dealing drugs or getting mixed up in any illegal activity you'll be fine. You are spot on about getting your own room, makes the experience MUCH better.
And like Papi said, give yourself more time. You were not only feeling rushed by the chicas, bit you had a tight time window imposed by yourself. HK isn't like a conventional strip club where 4 hours is enough time. If you can find yourself down there with a full day or overnight to spend you will enjoy the club that much more.
I think your delayed woody response had to do once again with being in this place for the first time and with not much time to spend. I predict it not being like that for your next trip. And if it still is, there are a few spots to get some medical 'help' quite easily.
Congrats on popping your HK cherry and hopefully your next trip is longer and more enjoyable.
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5 years ago
founder
slip a dollar in her g-string for me
Hopefully this will be the last time you have to move political threads from here to the correct section.
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5 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
Jesus, if that info that CMI provided about symptoms of aspergers didn't describe SJG to a fucking T.
Is there some kind of airborne chemical that treats it? Maybe if I release that shit in the airflow at the San Jose public library that fucker might calm down with all the FRMOS and chump talk.
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5 years ago
boldboy88
If I don't make out. It won't work out
And then we have the ultimate chump: one who thinks every single guy should approach girls in TJ the way he would. Any other approach and he labels the guy a chump. He has the nerve to insult other people for having wants that differ from his. Oh and by the way, this guy has NEVER been to TJ, and probably never will as he is a broke bastard who lives through the accounts of others.
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5 years ago
Summit21
Idk
@MF92802 ππππππππ
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
I wouldn't be surprised at all if the site exists and he was actually banned. Probably banned from every site that has moderators. I hear him always speak negatively of the moderators at the now defunct TJamigos. Probably the same deal.
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5 years ago
pistola
Keepin' it π―
I'd get a dance for sure, them boobs look banging! Hopefully they aren't rock hard. She looks facially pretty and toned so that's a plus.
Her butt is kinda lacking though. But hey, I'm sure a ton of other guys prefer her butt the way it is.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
And we're back to square one. The way I engage with women in strip clubs is my choice. The way you choose to engage the women in clubs is your choice. It's possible for 2 different patrons to enjoy the women 2 different ways and both be satisfied. And both experiences were with women, no mention of fembots.
+1 to CMI. SJG you keep bringing up mistresses, which has nothing to do with strip clubs. And how would that even apply to you? You say you don't believe in the marriage system, which leads me to believe you won't get married again. If that's the case, you won't ever need a mistress.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Ok SJG you've also confirmed that you suck ass at reading as well. Tell me anywhere that I mentioned that I don't like women. Or where I said I prefer fembots.
Yes on some occasions after leaving the strip club my wallet is drained dry, but it certainly wasn't for nothing as I feel great and have a smile on my face. And the most important thing is that my wallet can easily be refilled via a trip to the bank. As long as my account isn't drained dry I'm all good. It's called budgeting, son. Perhaps if you had the same ability you might still have a wife.
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5 years ago
Summit21
Idk
So we have marks, well oiled machines, other terms. What term should we have for a guy that spends 6 hours a day on a strip club website, that doesn't go to strip clubs? What about a term for a guy who's been talking about visiting Tijuana for 6 years and yet still hasn't so much as booked a plane ticket for San Diego, although he lives just over an hour flight away?
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5 years ago
san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
*crickets*