TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
Comments by TFP (page 45)
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5 years ago
boldboy88
If I don't make out. It won't work out
^^^^because although you live just a $59 flight away, you'll never get to try those places for yourself, right?
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
@SJG good for the well off men overseas who have mistresses. But that giant manifesto of a post still doesn't change the fact that not all men want that. You sound like you do, I wish you luck in achieving that goal.
Bottom line remains, you do you, other guys will do what they want. Until you quit trying to push your personal agenda as what all men want or should want, you're always gonna get into it with people.
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5 years ago
Jack26
California
@jascoi I would think you'd be used to that type of music by now with all the time you spend in clubs. The music played in Hong Kong is the exact stuff played in a ton of strip clubs across America, including your COI ones. It ain't changing anytime soon.
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5 years ago
golfguy612
Minnesota
Sound horrible, but thanks for the update.
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5 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
https://youtu.be/eef-l5pcEIk
You guys see this yesterday? Wild stuff, I can't believe he actually swung the guy's own helmet him. To be fair though, the Pittsburgh QB did start the fight. He didn't like the way he got sacked and looked like he was trying to take Garrett's helmet off. Garrett then showed him how it was done and ripped his off. After the QB tried to follow and escalate the situation Garrett lost his cool and swing the helmet.
I hear Garrett is suspended for the rest of the year. While Pouncey, who retaliated after seeing his QB get swung on, got 3 games suspension.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Damn, Waffle going in! I love it! Sadly I know his retort won't be nearly as witty. I'm guessing the same ass 'if we were f2f you wouldn't get away with this' type shit.
@Paul Drake that's what always confused me about SJG. He claims we treat them like disposable objects, yet he is the one with dreams of a sex cult pumping load after load into stripper grade hotties around the clock. Delusional, hypocritical, psychotic, the list of adjectives describe a person who is beyond repair IMO.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
SJG man you're gonna keep doing it. Keep projecting what you want on everyone else. Not every guy wants to be a womanizer.
One thing: you keep throwing out the word womanizer like it's the ultimate title. If it is for you, cool. But understand it is not the case for everyone.
After all this back and forth with you, it's confirmed that in your mind everything you want is the right way, and the million other possible ways there are to go about things is the wrong way. You are extremely narrow minded. Explains why you fail to get along with many people, even on an anonymous strip club forum. You always bring up F2F interactions, I'd pay money to see what it's like for you interacting with an actual woman.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
SJG posted "He was treating her like a civilian and she was conduction herself like a wise and worldly civilian."
George123789 posted "Finally as the night closed she put a leg on each shoulder and scooted her pussy up close to my face. She drove me nutty for a bit and then moved on."
Yup SJG, that's wise, wordly, civilian shit right there if I ever read it 🙄. That's sarcasm, btw, since I know you suck ass at detecting it.
I've notice the same pattern from you. You idolize guys who tell stories of taking girls OTC. You used to idolize Rick Dugan and you seem to be on George's nutsack also. Probably because they accomplish shit that you're not able to. Still the difference is, they understand that this is still business. George pointed out in his story that the girl gave him a freebie but the next time he had to pay. $100 was a good chunk of change in 1986 over 30 years ago when the story took place. You always paint this fairytale where you're seeing the girl repeatedly afterwards. Unless you're repeatedly paying money, you ain't gonna see shit.
SJG posted: People who get charmed out of their money by girls who have not psychologically opened up to them, they are CHUMPs. It is not just a title, it is a description of what they are doing and of what they are!
Your definition of chump differs from what the dictionary states. The official definition of chump is "an easily deceived or gullible person". A guy in a strip club, who knows the price of a dance is $20, and pays $40 for two lap dances, is not being deceived. The definition of chump has nothing to do with a girl opening up to you psychologically. Once again, that is what YOU want. Another guy who doesn't want that, does not fall into the official definition of chump.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
@SJG funny how you changed it to "preliminary make out session". Don't you always preach that you have to make out in the front room? Yet your idol George took her out of the club without that. Doesn't that go against your number 1 saying?
And I don't care if George is a womanizer, romancer, or chump. As long as he had a good time that's all that matters. You get too caught up on titles. None of that matters, as long as someone had a good time.
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5 years ago
Liwet
If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
Damn Liwet, folks in this thread blew your thought to smithereens.
When reading your reviews I always thought you were negotiating some good deals for yourself. But when you describe the encounter (both the good and bad details, to your credit), it sounds like the dancer didn't make much money just to endure you trying to push their boundaries: you always describe trying to touch the kitty over the panties and having your hand pushed away.
Basically it's no surprise to me that this girl told you that. $40 for 12 minutes?
To have a dude aggressively fondle her?
She's supposed to make double that just off floor dances. VIP for less than three times longer and she makes 5 times that. I hope you expected these kind of replies in this thread, because your math was seriously off.
I wonder if you're the guy dancers talk about when they mention "problem customers"?
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5 years ago
pad3006
Oh yeah I forgot about TJ and Mexico's reputation as unsafe. Folks thinking they're gonna get their head chopped off by the cartel or wake up in a bathtub filled with ice and their kidneys missing. All for trying to score some Latina ass. I know Jascoi and Anislee love those guys. Stay in America, more TJ honeys for them.
I wonder just how many guys that reputation is stopping from visiting? I used to think it wasn't many till my very own friend who loves strip clubs refused to go. With me or alone, and that was his reason. I told him there's folks who have been over 100 times. He says they're rolling the dice. I told him if that's the case, then we're all rolling the dice every time we step outside.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
@George123789 excellent story but wouldn't that be more like discovering OTC? The extra action didn't take place in the club.
To be honest your story sounds like a better time anyway. I reckon for other folks like myself first time with extras, we were just surprised to even be able to go further than just a good two way contact lap dance. I'll never forget the first time I had a dancer not beat around the bush with the question. After reaching the VIP room with her and her stripping down naked and me still having all my clothes on she asks "so are we gonna have sex and stuff?"
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
At this point it's the folks who don't think he's creepy that baffle me. I've seen a few people here say they think he's ok in their book. DC/CC being the most recent. Makes me wonder more about him tbh. From his post from the past weeks it shows why he feels that way.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Lol. You can pretty much determine the time the library opens by his first post.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Oh yeah there is that. He claimed to have Waffle on ignore yet responded to every thing she said afterwards lol.
Still, causing SJG to exclaim "you are on ignore!" IMO is like making him tap out or screaming out "uncle!". It's like he's defeated and has nothing else to come back with. Lol.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Damnit! CMI has the power that I wish to have. Guess I just gotta train harder.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
@SJG you don't agree with me about what? My last lost wasn't trying to bully you, I was trying to ask you a legit question. But if you're just throwing insults then it's cool.
I take it your time at the public library is nearing an end for today anyway. Guess we'll see you tomorrow at the usual time, champ.
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5 years ago
Roshzxz
I hope I wasn't one of the folks you were referring to when you said people are getting hyper on you. My word choice of "ignorant" wasn't supposed to be an insult. As I admitted I was also ignorant of all that can possibly happen in strip clubs.
Thanks for the clarification that you are from across the pond. Here in the US we have plenty of clubs that have the same strict policies regarding touching the dancer that you described. However, if you're in Europe, wouldn't an FKK be just a train ride away?
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
@SJG I don't get it. You say "do what you want, I don't care". But yet anytime someone DOES post what they want and it's not in line with what you want, you try to tell them what YOU want them to do.
Example, someone posts about getting dances. You post right behind them with the same line you copy and paste every time "buying dances is a chumps game. Front room makeout session.......". If you really don't care what we do, then why must you post that line every. damn. time? If you truly didn't care what others do, then you wouldn't feel the need to post that every time.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Crazy. He gets mad and starts insulting me just for me telling him that what he wants is not what I want.
I've said it before and it most definitely still applies: with every post you make you remind me how fucked off in the head you are. I don't think I've ever encountered a single person online that is more batshit crazy than you are.
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
Continued from above, you can tell us what YOU want, as you've done plenty of times. What you don't get to do is dictate what I or anyone else wants. I'm wondering if you will ever get this. Or if you are really THAT damn stubborn?
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5 years ago
samiel
DFW, Texas
@SJG you posted all that stuff back to back. And yet you still make the same mistake that you've made ever since you got on this forum: trying to tell people want they want.
SJG posted: What you want is a girl who is letting her defenses down and just letting it happen, letting you "have your way with her".
Why do you keep trying to tell people what they want?r
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5 years ago
bullzeye
New Hampshire
Yeah I would just assume she sent the text to the wrong person in her list of 50 or so 'customers of her's at one time'.