Comments by Pizza (hiatus) (page 3)

^ You must be pretty happy about Baker Mayfield.

^ Interesting sociological viewpoints. You mention earlier in the thread about how it can be difficult to discern consent from women. Are there any 100% certain tells? Something physiological like dilated pupils maybe?

https://youtu.be/BdVCfDioTcY

^ Thank you. You are my nigga too.

^ It’s me. Same as it ever was. @ Cashman1234 - I would rather watch her eat the pizza. Watching her eat another man’s pizza and licking the sauce off her fingers may be a little weird or perverted to some, but is very enjoyable for me.

P4P to FWB. Good luck.

Countryman5434's new theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0 @ TFP - I think it really boils down to which girls you get, which is probably like rolling the dice. Hong Kong met my expectations, but that's only because I was lucky enough that 5 of the 7 girls I took up gave at least good service. Next time, you can try asking a mesero to find you a girl that meets your specifications like that she speaks good English and has nice T'n'A. I know they can be pushy, but they can also be useful sometimes. Also, I'm a pretty vanilla guy when it comes to turn ons. If you have any specific requests like outercourse, you could try translating some phrases on a piece of paper so you know how to request exactly what you want. I hope your next time meets your expectations. Now I'm a little concerned that my first visit was a fluke, and my next one won't be at least as good!

@ shailynn - They kidnapped his heart. @ TFP - That's too bad that you only had an OK time. Based off your thread you sounded like you were having a great time. Knowing even some basic Spanish definitely helps. If you're interested in learning, you can try the Duolingo app for free though it helps more with spelling and writing than speaking. A good tool to learn speaking is Pimsleur, which now offers a $14.99 per month subscription plan: https://offers.pimsleur.com/free-trial-1404-alllanguageresources?ranMID=37605&ranEAID=6okXFuFxiz4&ranSiteID=6okXFuFxiz4-VakVKaybTAs1or6VfDR8MQ&siteID=6okXFuFxiz4-VakVKaybTAs1or6VfDR8MQ @ DC9428 - To be fair, they might water down these drinks a lot for the girls.

OK, I'm going to count the suspected trolls as TUSCLers just because it's a little hard to discern who exactly is a troll and who isn't. I guess having a unique personality makes them kind of people. New Count: 79 Tusclers (including suspected trolls.) @ TFP - Haha! I guess it will be me buying the dances. To be fair, I got really tired after listing the first 30 or so people. @ DC9428 - Yup, it's the theme song to this thread. @ PhatBoy99 - Everyone is categorized, whether it be by nationality, ethnicity, gender, religious or political leanings, etc. You categorize yourself as a Mexican-American, for example. I don't think there's anything inherently wrong about it.

^ So am I.

^ Who do you consider the Israelis of the United States?

Aw man, I just realized I kept off TFP and he just posted yesterday. @ DC9428 - Sinister means "left" and "unlucky" in Latin. Dexter means "right" and "proper" in Latin.

^ I know most of what he posts sounds ridiculous, but I still think flagooner is a legit poster. New total count: 67 TUSCLers

I got you: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=60788

^ I do think the free movement of peoples is kind of an outdated concept.

Tips Continued.... 6) Cologne/Fragrance Whenever there's a special event or date, I like to swing by my local mall and surreptitiously spray myself down with the sampler of my choice while the lady behind the counter isn't looking. Not only do you save money on cologne, but you get to try out a new scent and figure out the one you really like. My personal favorite is Versace Eros: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsPsM6YYrfY Also, if you visit your local library or a doctor/dental office they will usually have issues of men's magazines like GQ or Esquire laying about. If you flip through them you can usually find a sleeve with a sealed flap that contains a sample of the latest cologne. Quickly and quietly tear out the sleeve and store a couple in your glove compartment. Whenever you need to freshen up you can unseal the flap and rub the scent on your neck and arms. 7) Washing Clothes Purchase Liquid Castile Soap. The most famous name brand is Dr Bronner's, but you can save money and get an equally effective product by just purchasing a generic liquid Castile soap at your local Walmart. Put your dirty clothes in a shopping bag, fill with water, then squeeze a couple squirts of liquid Castile soap. Use one hand to close the top of the bag, then shake the bag and use the other hand to massage and rub the clothes. After, wrap your wet clothes with a dry towel and step on it to squeeze as much moisture out as possible. Air dry on a clothesline. You can also use liquid Castile soap as hair and body wash, tooth soap, and dish soap as well! Please feel free to share your money saving tips in this thread.

@ MisterWonderful - That's why I call you Mr. Clean! @ TrapBaby304 - Any tattoo recommendations? @ Cashman1234 - You would always have a story to tell strangers. @ Subraman - Did she just ask out of the blue, or did something trigger the request? I wonder what percentage of dancers have asked their favorite customer to get a tattoo with them?

Shirtless man asks transgender Mexican prostitute to exit his vehicle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZVuGV4Xgo

Explanations: Shailynn Photo: Kid from Kid N' Play My Impression: Encyclopedic knowledge of 80s and 90s music. Still rocks his "House Party" flattop. Nothing good has come into existence since the start of the New Millennium (including people.) Plays Keith Sweat when he brings a dancer up to his hotel room for OTC. Is inevitably disappointed when said twenty-something dancer asks him to change the music to Bryson Tiller or Trey Songz. "You may be young, but you're readddddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!" MisterWonderful Photo: Mr. Clean My Impression: Gentle giant. Calloused hands, but a soft heart. Sure, he could pull his life together with just a little work, but why bother when you've got cheap beer and pretty chicas? The gym and laundry can wait. Viva Mexico! DC9248 Photo: Rapper Baby E My Impression: Inquisitive and wandering soul. Has visited a hundred planets already in his mind. When he's not vaping, he's working on his mixtape with his bootleg copy of FL Studio. Listens to a bunch of Soundcloud rappers that have a 100 listens per song. Would save up the money for a condenser mic so he can lay down a verse, but he just spent his last bill on his ATF. anislee Photo: UFC Referee Mario Yamasaki My Impression: Asian male, perhaps Hapa, mid to late-30s. Leads a bohemian existence. It's not gay if there's a chick in the middle. Already has a mongering travel itinerary planned out for the next 5-years. Phuket here we come! flagooner Photo: A large rock with vague human features embedded in sand. My Impression: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JKv4GrFD58 More photos to come....

I can't decide which one I would pick: the pizza or the girl. Oh wait, yes I do.

^ Like Wanabefrank said, Duolingo and Pimsleur can work in tandem. I used Duolingo exclusively for a few months, and while my Spanish comprehension did improve quite a bit my ability to speak the language lagged behind. I think Pimsleur may be a bit more useful purely for visiting Zona Norte.

The story so far.... Left-handed: 12 Normal: 14

@ san_jose_guy - How do you rate Obama’s Presidency? Also, would you have preferred a Gary Johnson Presidency over a Trump Presidency? @ orionsmith - Ron Paul should probably stay away from San Jose.

He does bring a unique viewpoint to this site. @ san_jose_guy - What does your ideal society look like?

I hope they keep the theme song. I’m just waiting for a remake of “Simon & Simon.”