The NFL Test

Continue checking out the stage. If the game is that important to me, I'm someplace other than a strip club.

Ditto

I second what 59 said. I don't go to strip clubs to watch football games.

If it's two minutes before closing time, I might ignore the chick and watch the game.

Let's say she's Vanessa Hudgens, or could pass for her clone

1) NFL Game-no brainer. Since the NFL is fixed anyway,I pick Vanessa.

2) USC Trojans-tough call, depending on the opponent. If it's Notre Dame, UCLA, or a top ten (not Pac Ten), I'm going to attempt to juggle the two. If it's a Pac Ten opponent, Vanessa wins.

I also don't go to strip clubs to watch football games. For that matter, most football games are on sunday afternoons, so are any of us going to strip clubs on sunday afternoons?

If there was 2 minute drill, I'd actually call it a 5 minute drill apply it to the lap dances in getting me off. I guess I'm relating the "why do we go to strip club" topic again, some probably do go to watch games and not get lap dances which is fine.

LOL, TBro. I purposely said NFL so I wouldn't run afoul of anyone's religion.

Not going to go down the road of where it is and isn't appropriate to watch a game. Or whether or not you can actually see sports and get a lapdance at the same place. We get a lot of people bringing their rice bowls to a pizza party on this board, and I'm not feeding that beast.

Dudester, I saw your college talk, too. Not sure how to do comps against the jailbait set. At least this one is actually legal ;).

I do not watch TV at SC nor do I go to SC to dine. I am there for the girls and usually extras; Mr Happy rules. I am not knocking some other guy watching the game while I am getting some in VIP, its his choice.

Some clubs I know get the NFL Ticket. It can be a good option for us transplants who want to watch our team's game when not televised in our market.

Generally not as crowded as a regular sports bar. Daytime girls, more motivated and often less bouncers. Have had some good times. Girls get the priority but if there's a lull I check out my game. If a girl stops by that I have no interest in it gives me a good excuse - "sorry, watching my game it's real important".

Look her in the eyes and watch the game in the reflection of her eyes. :)

Seriously, who watches football in a SC anyway? If I were going to a club and there was a game I thought I wanted to watch, I'd just record it for later viewing.

Who watches football in a SC? People with options? See enough strippers and one of them blocking the screen is the same as a WAG.

I haven't seen a lot of the country and the clubs there. So it's a tricky proposition to talk about it one way or the other. But I'm near clubs with plasma HDTV's positioned in line of sight of the dancers that broadcast multiple games. With snacks and drink specials on game days and/or nights, which is cool if I just happen to drop by. Throw in comfortable chairs and significantly fewer jersey wearing drunks, with some of my friends a top shelf GC will do for NFL, PPV, and whatnot.

I'm busy enough in life where being able to bundle some of my interests together helps with the scheduling. If I make it to retirement (or counting the days until) I may have a different take on the situation.

So of course by the time I reply with something semi-serious TBro and Happy unveil another tail of debauchery...but yeah the whole sports thing is not mutually exclusive to the hobby.

I've got an idea to see if its possible to simultaneously orgasm during the lap dance to the touch-down or victory!

If it's right at the end and I can tell that it's going down to the last play, I'll look at the game. The girl will A) be back on stage later or B) come around the room looking for dances. It's not like you're just sitting there watching the whole game. I can take a two minute breather from tipping and see the exciting part of the game.

Well, you said playoffs, so it's not my Browns...

But, last two minutes of the NFL playoff game, gotta see it. It's two minutes (10 with commercials and timeouts)

Close only is good for shaving and horse-shoes.

Did someone say Browns? as in Cleveland? They haven't moved to Baltimore again?

Oddly enough, the Diamonds in Canton makes a point of having Sunday evening, Monday night, and primetime games on and actually puts some dancers and servers in jerseys and stuff for OSU, Browns, and Pittsburg playoff games. At one point in a close game, half the club was watching and reacting. I felt sorry for the girl on stage, but it was easy to buy the dancer at my table a shot and wait until the game ended to get a dance. On the other hand, the Diamond Lodge has a giant TV screen at the back of the stage, which seems totally counterproductive to me since it forces the girls to compete directly with the game (or the pay-per-view UFC junk they occasionally promote).

gatorfan - no, Baltimore won't have this version of the Browns.

^ You must be pretty happy about Baker Mayfield.

Oh fuck yeah

For the rummagers looking through decade old threads, you know some of us are actually still and alive and on TUSCL...I had these messages show up today in my hobbymail about comments on "The NFL Test" and the first thing I thought was maybe TUSCL had a new feature. Nope. It's just something I posted in 2009.

Anyhow, I had someone ask me today if I really thought the discussion forums were better around the time I first joined. This thread was from around 5 years after I started posting reviews. Take a look from the top and spot the trolls. See them? No? Well, there you go.

@ wallanon - You didn’t answer the NFL Test.

In 2009 I'd have kept watching the game. In 2018 I'm walking up to the stage. 2009 wallanon had more time for fun than a recent vintage.

The game.

This happened many many years ago at the club now know as Playmates located in Coral Gables, FL. After work one afternoon three of us were there. On the TV came a show we started watching. It was in the pre-UFC days. Just brutal. NO rules, it seemed. Before long, the entire bar had stopped and everyone, customers, dancers, security, bar staff, you name it, they were watching. Never saw anything like that before or sense.