Real TUSCL Roll Call

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• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  That’s an awesome list, Echo!
  
  I think a few of those should probably be moved into the troll list. But that’s neither here nor there since it’s not like we would be able to agree on who could be moved there.
  
  There’s also doctorevil, blahblahblah23, dominic77, DeclineToState, pitts1 as well
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  ^ I know most of what he posts sounds ridiculous, but I still think flagooner is a legit poster.
  
  New total count: 67 TUSCLers
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  Aw man, I just realized I kept off TFP and he just posted yesterday.
  
  @ DC9428 - Sinister means "left" and "unlucky" in Latin. Dexter means "right" and "proper" in Latin.
• Evasparkling

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  6 years ago

  I'm still here.
  
  Only comment when I deem it absolutely necessary since I'm busy working two jobs.
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  I don't like the idea of categorizing people.
• TFP

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  6 years ago

  I'm hurt. You remembered to put fucking SJG before you put me??!!! So much for those dances I was gonna buy you when we finally met up at Gold Club Centerfolds.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  Oh and SirLapDanceALot, Woodstock, SJG, and chessmaster.
• Icey

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  6 years ago

  youre not going to list everyone and its fucked up trying to categorize them. you dont have that authority
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  OK, I'm going to count the suspected trolls as TUSCLers just because it's a little hard to discern who exactly is a troll and who isn't. I guess having a unique personality makes them kind of people.
  
  New Count: 79 Tusclers (including suspected trolls.)
  
  @ TFP - Haha! I guess it will be me buying the dances. To be fair, I got really tired after listing the first 30 or so people.
  
  @ DC9428 - Yup, it's the theme song to this thread.
  
  @ PhatBoy99 - Everyone is categorized, whether it be by nationality, ethnicity, gender, religious or political leanings, etc. You categorize yourself as a Mexican-American, for example. I don't think there's anything inherently wrong about it.
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  Made it on the list! :D
  
  But for reals, how cool would it be if there was a giant TUSCL member meet up? We'd probably turn the entire club upside down.
• Vantablack

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  6 years ago

  Everyone would be fighting to see who gets to take which girl out for OTC and there would be LDKs all night lol
  
  I would honestly love to see this happen in real life. I wonder how long it would take before we all get kicked out, banned or heartbroken xD
• theDirkDiggler

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  6 years ago

  This discussion reminds me of the times i would try to remember every girl i saw at a large strip club. I could remember 20-30 girls but another dozen or so i would forget and a similar number i didn't know their names. This would be at clubs with a consistent stage rotation where i would see most girls go on the stage at least once. Of course some girls just never went on.
  
  You forgot EveHartley, Amelia and Lopaw (non-dancer) for the girls.
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  The usual gang of idiots.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  WTF. What do you mean by you still THINK I'm a legit poster? What else would I be?
  
  BTW, SJG is clearly in the Dexter camp, If by Dexter we are referring to sociopathic serial killers.
• wiffle shwaffle

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  6 years ago

  Thank you, DC9428.
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  What do you mean amputee? I was born this way ;)
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  ^ You were born with no penis?
• Musterd21

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  6 years ago

  Cool!
• Electronman

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  6 years ago

  Interesting idea. Would your list be any different if you based it on the actual number of posts? You could include reviews, review comments and discussion comments.
  
  For example, here are my totals. I might note that I scan the discussions daily but I contribute only when I have something "meaningful" to contribute--- of course the distinction between meaningful and trivial is open for debate.
  
  Places: 70
  Reviews: 160
  Review Comments: 185
  Discussions: 63
  Discussion Comments: 701
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @flagooner I received a penis graft at a very young age, from a black donor, I’m so grateful I try to share my good fortune with beautiful women of all races, they do seem appreciative;)
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  I'm not sure about when the generations switch, but would fishsticks belong in post-millenial by himself?
  
  The millennial group seems awfully small. I thought we had a lot more whiney bitches that regularly post.
• skibum609

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  6 years ago

  Luckily I never post here.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I made the list! I feel like the Jerk when the Phone book arrived! Woo hoo!
  
  Nice list. It’s well composed.
• ATACdawg

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  6 years ago

  You missed me! I'm all butt-hurt! Sniff, sob......
• TheeOSU

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  6 years ago

  ^^^^^ Being a UM weasel alum disqualifies you from inclusion! :D
• joc13

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  6 years ago

  I wanna be "sinister"
• Huntsman

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  6 years ago

  Cashman beat me to the Steve Martin reference. It’s so much fun when the new phone books are here.
• minnow

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  6 years ago

  I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned rickdugan. Let's not leave out the sundry juice, Dougster, or sjg aliases.
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  There's a lot of people everyone has left out. Like Chili Palmer, azdd, desertscrub, _constantine_ is really Trucidos, RandomMember, BurlingtonHoFactory, rogertex, max_starr, titus23, timothyjames55, eyeofodin, carlosspiceyweiner, 4got2wipe, che, dallas702, sharkhunter, gammanu95, jamesSD, a21985, s88, estafador, mjx01, londonguy, FTS (fka future track star), liwet, lecherousmonk,
  
  Dancer lurkers like: judyjudy, phoenix133 (is she still around), bj99 (ditto).
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  Also left out: founder (you know, the guy who runs the web site)
  
  dancer: carolynne (and her big boobs)
  
  and the two guys big enough to beat me up: clubber, tiredtraveler
• MackTruck

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  6 years ago

  Smashing that like button
• shanny72

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  6 years ago

  Tits
• DeclineToState

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  6 years ago

  Mamisan!!
  
  clackport - occasional, but solid
• theDirkDiggler

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  6 years ago

  Like i said in the other discussion, i think there around 100+ active members on the discussions (i'm not sure how mostly frequent lurkers count), and about a similar number of ones that are not as active but have stuck around. Just a ballpark guess...
  
  Some more that haven't been mentioned or shown up here: Call.Me.Ishmael, larryfisherman, Wallanon, rh48hr (good avatars), ldk82 (how the hell does he get forgotten?), SaltyNutz, MisterWonderful, Sal69, Doces300, mdb2203 (not sure what happened to him), Roadworrier, Rockstar, AnonymousJim, Warrenboy75, DandyDan, Uprightcitizen, Dolfan, Mark94, goldmongerATL, Pistola, lolruned, WetWilly, Book Guy, lick-that, ppwh, Lone_Wolf and MrDeuce (although he's probably busy OTCing). A couple more girls: Lofn and Bbybunny. And i'm sure there are quite a few more with variable levels of activity...
  
  You have to remember many (most?) PLs consider this a low key hobby and many of them stay that way even on a site like this.
• Lil_Baller100

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  6 years ago

  @echopizza you are my nigga.
• Pizza (hiatus)

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  6 years ago

  ^ Thank you. You are my nigga too.
• 3LeggedMan

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  6 years ago

  Hey! Hey! Don’t forget ME!!
• Clubber

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  6 years ago

  Dom,
  
  For quite awhile now, I come here mostly out of force of habit. Clubs are no longer an option for me at this time. I am hoping I can meet up with shadowcat during a coming trip. Would be good to see an old friend once again. Not many have been TUSCLers longer than we have.
• nicespice

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  6 years ago

  I think wallanon has!