Comments by Dan3635

Somehow I left Splendor and Centerfolds off the Houston tour. Sprinkle them in the lineup as it pleases you. Enjoy!

Houston. We have solid clubs that meet your requirements. As long as your dress code doesn’t include sweat pants you will be ok. While we do have Spanish speaking clubs, there are plenty of English speakers at most of the clubs. Proposed lineup… you will drive or uber a lot… Day 1: St James from afternoon till close Day 2: day shift at Heartbreakers (great lunch special) … finish with late hours at the Ritz. Day 3: day shift at The Colorado (good food)… finish at Treasures Day 4: day at Cover Girls… finish at Bucks Wild Day 5: day at Polekatz… finish at Vivid Day 6: all day at The Mens Club Day 7: all day at the Mile High Club Day 8: return to your favorite or try some of the Latina clubs (Chicas Locas or Diosa) Day 9: start at Double Shoe and end at Ocean Cabaret (only open Thursday to Sunday). Visit Kemah in the morning. Day 10: bookend the trip with a full day at the St. James Read all of the Reverend Horni Bastards posts before you go. Be safe. Tell us how it was. How much money do you plan to spend? I would guess this would be at least $10k for me.

Bucket List. Go to a few random clubs with President Muddy.

Muddy. Asking the tough questions. This is the content that I crave on TUSCL. Muddy for president 2024. Let’s get fucked by a genuine PL this time.

Nope Swag. I paid for the lap dances. Just not willing to pay for the VIP.

I heard a rumor that they might not be all for the manager. Maybe they also gave freebie BJs to cops and politicians. Maybe even clergy. Kind of a credit system.

“That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” David Wooderson Dazed and Confused Swap “high school girls” for strippers.

Pretty sure most strippers lie about their names. Unless Lexi, Isis, and Emerald are their given names. At least they always tell the truth when they say I’m handsome and have a huge unit.

Abso-smurfing-lutely. Lie about my name. Lie about my job. Lie about why I’m in town. Lie. Lie. Lie.

Quick! Somebody secure the movie rights to this article. I’d watch it. With my hand in my pants.

Hey twenty five, Um actually, the embossing on the official condoms reads “TUSCL: The Ultimate Strip Club List. All contents should be considered a work of fiction.” But you have to unroll them all the way to read the entire thing.

Are your looks and net worth too good for this or too bad?

I recently gave my opinion on this in the discussion and I’ll say the same thing here. For one night you can’t beat Baby Dolls Dallas. I’ve tried several other places and nothing compares for value. The Lodge is nice but expensive. There are several other good Latina clubs if you speak Spanish.

If you have one night in Dallas, just go to baby dolls dallas. The Fort Worth one burnt down. Everything else is pretty expensive or a dive. If you just want Latinas, there are some other options. Especially if you speak Spanish.

Could this be a review of any club in the US? Super generic.

I had a hunch you guys would have good stories. Sounds like the 1990s were the peak times for corporate funded clubbing. These are crazy. It’s like a peek into a hidden world of bribery that’s hidden within a galaxy of strippers. Crazy. Thanks for confirming.

You visited four days before Hurricane Beryl. Missed that mess by a wisper thin margin.

There are VIP booths to the left. I haven’t been in there but they look pretty private. Great review. All the facts. Thanks Mud. Keep doing the Lords work for us PLs.

The VIP isn’t very private. But, the dancer might build you a little chair fort. I had a very nice oral experience in such a fort. With a small dinner party talking only a few feet away!

Great review. This should be the template for reviews!!

Not many details. Most of the girls here are heavily tattooed. Seems like an important detail to miss. Feels like this review slipped through.

Who possibly pays this much here? The girls are pretty. But these prices are crazy. Especially considering that Baby Dolls is only a few minutes away.

Guilty. And wow.

I’m having this review submit problem now. The draft article button works. @founder, could this article draft system be added to reviews?

Awesome, simply awesome. So, we can give you credit for visiting all the Vermont clubs (all zero of them). So, 45 states visited and documented. Missing: Nevada, N and S Dakota, AK, and HI. Wow. Once the zombie apocalypse starts, this record will never be broken.