Muddy for President
Dan3635
Gulf Coast. I’m not your boss.
I just clicked through dozens of pages of reviews by our man Muddy. By my count, he has reviewed clubs in 42 out of the 50 states. Hope I didn’t miss any. I nominate Muddy for president of the USA based on his up close experience with our people.
Here are eight states where I didn’t see a review by Muddy:
Alaska
Hawaii
Mississippi (might have to check again)
Nevada
North Dakota
Vermont
Washington
Apologies in advance if I missed a review.
Not to mention all the Canadian clubs.
Bravo sir! You have my vote come November.
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And I keep doing it because it's still a blast. One one hand every once in a while I meet a girl who's pussy takes MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS TO NEVER NEVER LAND. That keeps me motivated, you kind always want to top the last awesome time. And on the other side when the sc sorta sucks and most kinda do I just take a mental note to cross that one off for good.
As far as states
I've done Washington state. Seattle and Spokane.
Vermont has no strip clubs.
Nevada, yeah I want to try to do Vegas and Reno one of these days.
The Dakotas, yeah I haven't yet but there's not a whole lot going on over there to get me there in the first place. There's no major city. I wanted to hit the badlands last year but ran out of time. (there's 1 strip club in Rapid City which is right there)
Mississippi, no raviews although technically I've visited Babe's in Jackson but I walked out when they tried to charge me cover with an empty parking lot. Not a lot of strip clubs in Mississippi though. What like 2 maybe.
No plans to do Alaska or Hawaii. I've actually never even been. It'd be cool but it's all about the ticket price, it's gonna over 1k, and for that money shit I'll just go to Europe or Australia and maybe Argentina/Chile too. I'd do those first. But I've been sticking to the contiguous U.S cause it's so cheap for my travel and there's still tons of new shit to do. And truth is my favorite girls are American girls. Those Texas cowgirls. I'm good with all of that, sign me up. No need to leave.
@nobody Just one severely addicted PL who is above all cheap as fuck.
So, we can give you credit for visiting all the Vermont clubs (all zero of them).
So, 45 states visited and documented. Missing: Nevada, N and S Dakota, AK, and HI. Wow.
Once the zombie apocalypse starts, this record will never be broken.
Like 🌲 Idaho & Washington 🌲