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Denise Austin

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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

2 yrs ago · 1 min read

OK, tell the truth. Who else used to wake up in the morning and jerk off to Denise Austin in the 80’s?

The younger guys have to remember, we didn’t have instant porn at our fingertips like it is now.

Here she is today at 67. Still pretty fine.

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Dan3635

Guilty. And wow.

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misterorange

I'd like to think she looks that great at 67, but with all the bullshit today, you don't know if it's real. Technology is killing everything. Fuck technology. Can't even enjoy pics of hot babes anymore because they're probably just AI bullshit. Might as well jerk off to the Mona Lisa.

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stripperlover777

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WiseToo

Obviously, fake teeth for that smile. Probably computer enhanced.

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jaybud999

Yeah....I did that.

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mike710

I still remember Aerobicise. It could have been called Eroticise for those times.

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Book Guy
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shailynn

It’s a moot point because I’ll probably be dead before I reach 67 anyway…

But I like to gamble, and I would be willing to lose every single bet I make from now until I reach 67 if it guaranteed that my wife would look as hot as Denise Austin when she’s 67. Maybe that’s not that big of a deal because I lose most of my bets already.

Side note - Denise’s daughter has followed her mom’s footsteps at a fitness instructor and she’s attractive but Denise was way hotter when she was her daughters age.

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Dolfan

I was too young, by the time I was old enough she was too old.

But I'll give you that she still looks pretty damn good. Much better than many of the 47 year olds I see day to day, hell probably better than many of the 37yr old's who've been stripping for 10+ years.

I'd bang her before many of the overweight and over enhanced girls that are less than half her age from the "how hot is she" kinda posts around here.

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Dolfan

Don't forget about her daughter tho. She's hot as fuck too.

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Sgrayeff

LeeAnn Tweeden was the one for me.

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5footguy

"hell probably better than many of the 37yr old's who've been stripping for 10+ years."

I'd say hotter than 80% of the 20-something strippers. The cringey dance is no good, but otherwise that's a good looking woman with a nice body. Many of these lazy ass 25 year old strippers already look fat, out of shape, like they don't give a damn, and will look 67 by the time they're 35.

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stripperlover777

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rickthehick

Shes skinny but i could pimp her out. Lulz

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stripperlover777

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