wellshitman

Washington

Reviews by wellshitman

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  6 years ago
  Casa Diablo Original Blood

  Portland, Oregon
  The least Portland-y of the Portland clubs

  After getting dinner and a show across town at the Acropolis, i made my way over to Casa Diablo around 11 on Saturday night. After a quick talk from the bouncer and giving $8...
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  wellshitman
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  6 years ago
  Devil's Point

  Portland, Oregon
  Cool neighborhood bar, not bad for an afternoon

  I was nearby and had a little time to kill, so I walked down to Devils Point on Sunday afternoon, around 3pm or so I think. The place is fairly small (like a lot...
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  ArtCollege
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  6 years ago
  Lust

  Greenville, South Carolina
  I honestly don't knwo

  So, I'd been to Lust on a work trip to Greenville once before. It was clearly the classier club in town compared to Trophy Club, and the women were much, much hotter. Back in...
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  6 years ago
  No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

  Vancouver, British Columbia
  I'm a sucker for this place

  Stopped at the No 5 for lunch on a Friday afternoon, probably around 1pm or so. They only have 3-5 dancers in rotation in a shift and only one comes out on stage at...
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  6 years ago
  Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

  Vancouver, British Columbia
  still a hell of a show

  So, apparently a year ago I left the last review of this place. Went back again the other night, and it's still much the same. I got there around 11:30 Saturday night, $15 cover,...
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  Jascoi
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  7 years ago
  Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

  Nashville, Tennessee
  Well, That Was A Quick Visit

  I was in Nashville for work with some time to kill, and despite reading the reviews for the Nashville clubs decided to hit Deja Vu - even if they're usually low mileage, they usually...
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  7 years ago
  DV8

  Portland, Oregon
  Same As Always, Which Is A Good Thing

  DV8 remains one of my primary examples of a good Portland club. Which is to say, a comfortable dive bar with friendly people, some of whom happen to be good looking and naked. Stopped in...
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  7 years ago
  Casa Diablo Original Blood

  Portland, Oregon
  One Of The Few

  Finally made it to Casa Diablo on a Friday night after hearing about it off and on over the years. $8 cover around 11pm, change comes back in $2 bills, and the door girl...
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  7 years ago

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  wildbourbon
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  7 years ago
  Acropolis

  Portland, Oregon
  Steak And Tits On A Saturday Night

  In Portland for a weekend, decided to get dinner at the Acropolis. I'd had a mixed experience there before, but basically I -wanted- to like the place just from the concept, so decided to...
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  7 years ago
  Trophy Club

  Greenville, South Carolina
  Could've been convinced, but wasn't really

  Found myself in Greenville for work, and found out most of the town is closed by 8pm. So....to a strip club. Went to the Trophy Club on a Tuesday, around 10pm, ultimately stayed for...
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  7 years ago
  Lust

  Greenville, South Carolina
  Hot girls, good dances, but just let me get a drink dammit

  A day after visiting Trophy Club, I decided to try out Lust, as the 'classier' option in Greenville. Walked in a little before 10pm on a Wednesday; $10 cover (and I realize now that...
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  7 years ago
  Penthouse

  Vancouver, British Columbia
  It was......fine.

  On a trip to Vancouver, I made a run through a few different clubs. My hotel was near Penthouse, and I was bored on Saturday night, so what the hell. $10 cover to get...
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  wellshitman
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  7 years ago
  No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

  Vancouver, British Columbia
  Back to the Number 5

  To start out, a disclaimer - I really like this place, as a bar. Comfortable, solid food, sports on TV, Stones on the radio, a waitress who calls me 'hon', etc. It happens to...
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  7 years ago
  Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

  Vancouver, British Columbia
  Gorgeous dancers, neverending dance requests

  I was staying a couple blocks away from Brandi's so I decided to stop by. Knew roughly what I was in for from a previous visit, but that one had been generally good. I...
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  7 years ago
  Vanity Gentlemen's Club

  Columbus, Ohio
  Liked the place, less the dancers

  Went into Vanity last Tuesday, right at 9pm. On first look, I already liked the place. The girl taking cover ($5) was friendly, and the inside was the type of place I'd normally like...
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  7 years ago
  Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

  Upper Arlington, Ohio
  Lunch with a surprise

  I've been ending up in Columbus for work lately, and I keep ending up at Kahoots at some point - I like the place being clean and non-hustle-y compared to a lot of the...
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  donder
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  7 years ago
  Gold Club

  San Francisco, California
  Friday night way hotter than Friday day

  At some point hours after hitting Gold Club for lunch while in SF, I ended up back there around 10pm on a Friday night. The place was weirdly different. Still clean, still decent music,...
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  7 years ago
  Gold Club

  San Francisco, California
  A couple of lunches

  Went to Gold Club for a couple of lunches while in SF. A Friday and the following Monday, and wildly different vibes to the place. Both days, $5 entry and $3 soda. Free lunch...
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  7 years ago
  Condor Club

  San Francisco, California
  Not worth the trouble

  I was in San Francisco for a few days, and decided to go to the Condor for the Mayweather-McGregor fight. Cover was $30 because of the fight, which felt high to me but what...
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  7 years ago
  Sirens

  Westerville, Ohio
  Cornered and bored

  I was back in Columbus for a few days, and decided to try Sirens again after a mixed visit previously. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have. Cover was $10, cashier and bouncer were friendly...
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  wellshitman
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  7 years ago
  Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

  Upper Arlington, Ohio
  Two visits in one review

  In Columbus for work for a bit, I ended up at Kahoots twice. On a previous visit, I'd determined that I probably liked it better than at least one of the other clubs in...
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  7 years ago
  Sirens

  Westerville, Ohio
  Hit or miss, even while mostly empty

  I wandered into Sirens around 8pm on a weeknight, and I'm guessing it was right around the shift change given a couple of dancers getting in cars and leaving as I got there. Cover...
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  wellshitman
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  7 years ago
  Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

  Upper Arlington, Ohio
  Friendly, polite, mostly hot

  After deciding not to go back to Sirens, I ended up at Kahoots for a late lunch on a Friday. The food is actually good, so there's that (waitress was nice too, though she...
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  8 years ago
  DV8

  Portland, Oregon
  Almost too comfortable

  I ended up at DV8 3-4 times while in Portland for a week or so. The visits blur together a little, so this review will too. DV8 basically ended up being my perfect little...