Vanity Gentlemen's Club

So, I have reviewed this club last back in 2019. Due to the very bad experience with the camera watching bouncer I swore that I would never go back. Well, fast…

Vanity was a good stop for this afternoon. The bartender was cute and I think her name is Jenny. Stiff drinks were $8. It sort of looked like all the ladies…

I went over to Vanity after an hour at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 4:30 pm. One guy inside the front door who said go on in. The bar is…

Columbus, OH. Friday night after midnight. Came from right next door at Gold club. As I walked up a big group of young drunk customers was getting thrown out. One dude was…

Monday about 5:30 I stopped by Columbus Gold. There were 4 dancers and 3 customers. I had a beer and 2 dances and went to Vanity (just next door), to see…

This was my first time here since the pandemic. Tbh, at this point, if you walk into any strip club, you wouldn't be able to tell that covid still exists.…

I’ve been pleased with Vanity’s offerings on night shifts in the past so I stopped by after work to check out the day shift on a Monday afternoon. I planned to hit…

Dances run $40 per song, $150 for 15 minutes, $300 for half hour including free drinks, $600 for an hour room w/ free drinks as well. Buying a dancer a drink is…

I’ve reviewed this club before, as have many others, so I won’t spend much time on the physical layout as it’s been covered. Large rectangular bar to your right as you enter,…

I started out visiting Columbus Gold on a Friday around 10:00 PM. It was fairly dead with maybe 10 dancers, only three of whom were pretty. The rest were average…

Vanity is located in the same friendly neighborhood strip mall as Columbus Gold (see my separate review for CG). No worries at all about safety. As I arrived at 8:30 pm, I…

Last time I visited Vanity the club was a big disappointment. The last few visits to Columbus Gold have been a bit off due to the holidays, add in several of…

On the inside, one of the nicest, cleanest clubs I’ve ever been in and this alone convinces me to come back. Plenty of parking in the back, large smoker’s lounge/patio area. I typically…

This was my first night at the clubs since March 2020. So I was ready for some fun with a pocket of money. The layout is how it has always been. The first…

Decided to try Vanity, after leaving Columbus Gold, next door. Ample free parking around the club. Cover charge was $10. As you enter the club, you must walk past the bar, on…

I went in on a boring Thursday evening with money to spend and time to kill. I paid a 10$ cover and got a drink then sat down close to the stage.…

tl;dr Good ratio and high mileage (for Columbus) = get it while you can, but be prepared to work to get the dancers' attention! As with everything right now, these conditions could…

After visiting Columbus Gold the week before, I decided to go next door to Vanity this week, and man was it a very disappointing experience. I enter the club and pay…

Stopped into Vanity last night. My first time there as I usually went to Sirens or Centerfolds but they have both closed. I think I never tried it because solid gold next…

I went over to Vanity after striking out at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 5:00 pm. Nobody was inside the front door checking ID's or collecting a cover so I…

Very few day day shift options in Columbus and talent here varies from a good selection of solid talent to a ghost town, but have had had more hits than misses. I won’t…

So this is more of a heads up more than anything else. I was a regualr at the old Kahoots before is shut down and due to being prety regular I…

The club is pretty well kept, dim lighting like most of these establishments. Music is a mix of rap, classic rock, Hip Hop. Not much thuggery in this place. Bouncers pretty cool…

Went around 4pm on a Thursday. They have done some updating and remodel during the shutdown but not much has changed, layoutwise. Staff was all wearing masks, got my temp…

Stopped by Vanity on a Thursday around 1pm... mostly because it was the only establishment open during day right now under Covid. Cbus Gold opens at noon on Fridays, so that wasn’t…

The club ambiance hasn't changed since my last visit, at least as the visit started. The main difference is the last two visits the bathroom troll wasn't there. Noticed the…

I rarely go to Vanity. I’m a quasi regular at Columbus Gold but sometimes I’ll walk next door if all of the dancers at CG are occupied or I’m stuck with the…

I have been visiting Vanity off and on for years since it first opened. Prices haven't changed in years, still $25 in the main area, $40 in the more private area,…

I visited on Monday, Veterans Day. Walked right in, no cover. There were a couple dancers sitting at the bar with customers and one doing a stage set when I arrived.…

I stopped in around 330pm on the Friday before Labor Day. I was interested what the environment was like now that they are open earlier in the day. I walked in…

Went there on a Friday when Tori Black was touring. Nice environment and the girls were friendly from the get go. Vibe of the club was fairly mellow when I got in.…

Based on prior reviews Vanity was not even on my radar of clubs to try. I only happen to stop by because CG was such a disappointment. I only stayed about 30…

Gave CG a shot as I liked a previous dancer I saw on a Thursday afternoon. It was lame so I walked next door. I sat down and grabbed a $2 Miller…

After my previous days visit to Columbus Gold and Sirens, I decided to give Vanity another try for the new year. It's been over a year since I have been there, after a…

What I like most about vanities is that they have some very upscale pornstars that come in on occasion. The night I went that was the case I really did enjoy it…

Came in around 5:30. I had a 6:30 dinner and had some business wrap up elsewhere and thought I'd try Vanity after a quick visit to Scores. I checked the hours as…

I’ve been trying to give this club chances, but it continues to disappoint. I walked in wanting to spend money, but there is a serious lack of talent. A…

The strip club is known for its pornstar reviews. They usually have a feature pornstar quite regularly. The pornstar they had that night was very hot. She made out with quite a…

I see that this place gets packed for feature girls, but I couldn't expect much on a Tue am. Funny enough, the burger wasn't bad at all (wasn't super salty to…

while Vanity is not my regular club (further away from where I stay), I try to get there on a regular basis. Basic club layout, enter to large entrance where you pay…

I decided to give Vanity another try. I went on the night the night of feature dancer, Alexis Texas. I wasn’t interested in the show, so I came in around 2:00am.…

This is the first lackluster review I've ever written for this club. The talent has declined sharply. On a Friday night, there were only 3 I'd considered getting dances from…

Went into Vanity last Tuesday, right at 9pm. On first look, I already liked the place. The girl taking cover ($5) was friendly, and the inside was the type of place I'd…

I am in Columbus a few times a year for work and if I decide to partake in a night out like this I usually come here. First you must keep in…

This was my first time going on a week day. The talent definitely takes a drop, but it was still worth the trip. Scores, another strip club, shares the parking…

Club is located across from grocery store. Plenty of parking. Seems pretty safe from parking lot. Inside bartender was courteous and professional. $15.50 plus tip for double vodka cran, a little pricey.…

New to columbus and wanted to check out some entered their clubs. I went to Vanity around 8-9pm and the number of dancers were sparse around 5 at the time but dancers…

I go to this club every now and then and keep hoping that it will turn into something it isn't. The girls just seem to be a notch below where you want…

Finally earned a night out after a while. Decided to switch it up from my normal place and head to Vanity. Had never been there before. The layout of the place felt…

A girlfriend and I came to the club just before 9 on a Saturday night. There was no coverthe door staff and bartender were funny, welcoming, and friendly. The bartender said she…

Went on a monday 2 weeks ago. It was quiet. I had two drinks while I was there, and 5 ladies stopped to chat. It was not a great…

This is a great club to go to with friends. The women look good and the environment is always lively. Plus, there is another club, next door. I had…

I don't frequent Vanity very often due to it not getting busy until much later in the evening. I agree with all previous comments on the layout, but what does it really…

I'll have to agree that the setup is weird. It's clean but when I walked in a dancer asked if I was lost as there were booths and stages to the…

The club is set up very awkwardly. It has a lot of walls chopping up the club. There is a small area right when you walk in that is the bar. Then…

Went out for a night on my own after a long weekend filled with family. And did I sure as hell pick the wrong night to go. I got there like 9:30 the…

So this was my first visit to Vanity. It was a special event night as Asa Askira was performing for the evening. I expected a big crowd, especially since it was…

I stopped in on a Thursday as Ms. Tori Black was back, by popular demand. After paying the $15 cover I stepped through the doors and there she was. Tori…

The club is still one of the nicer clubs in town. My wife and I went to the club this night. I had a screwdriver with Grey Goose and my…

Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 9pm. Very few people in the club. They were using only the side stage for dances, not the main stage. Most patrons…

So, I don't get out to Vanity that much. It seems that it ends up being Monday night when I do. I haven't had great luck on Monday nights, as…

Having grown tired of the ever decreasing talent level at the Northern Kentucky clubs I decided to venture up to Columbus in search of some fun. I stopped into Vanity based on…

it was around about 9 o'clock on Friday. I want to see what was going on I heard Friday was the best day to take a visit. I Sat at the…

Well, it had been a while since I've been to Vanity, so I put the word out and got a group together to meet up on a Monday for drinks. If it…

Warning: Grammar will die horribly in the next review. So, I slipped into Vanity's around 12:30, and it's dead. It's Monday, I know. Anyway, after a couple minutes, this tall (or is it…

I had just left the centerfold disappointed. I came in about 10:30 pm. On one staged a skinny girl was dancing. On the other stage that was kind of an…

I have been to Kahoots and Vanity recently and they are strikingly different. Kahoots is a true pastie club with basically no contact between my hands any any intimate area of a…

Went here on a Monday evening a few weeks ago. There weren't many dancers. The ones that were there were nothing to write home about. Several that were too…

Was in town for work last week and decided to visit here. There is a large rectangular bar area overlooking a patio in the back and most of the dancers seemed to…

I went because Nicole Aniston was a feature. In short, the experience was underwhelming. She barely took her top off. She looked great and had a nice body,…

Last Friday I stopped in Vanity to check out porn star Nicole Aniston. The club was crowded. I've been to the club before when they didn't have a feature dancer and it…

They have a nice size parking lot and they are right next door to scores.I go in and they have a bouncer greet me at the door.I pay the 10.00 fee and…

Went on an early Monday evening between Christmas and New Years. Place was empty. Maybe 6 or 7 dancers. All were maybe 3-5 in quality. All 30s…

This is my favorite happy hour spot in Columbus. You can't beat $2 beers and 3$ top shelf liquor ajd no cover until 9pm. The problem is, that is about…

I got a text from the club as a reminder that they were showing the McGregor/Aldo fight, which was perfectly timed since we're were trying to figure out where to go. That…

After getting a few dances at Scores. I headed over to Vanity. The club was fairly packed. Kira, a dancer who I have gotten many songs over the years…

Hit up Vanity after a different strip club. It happened to be a night they had a feature so the cover charge was a bit expensive. There was a large variety of…

Since my last visit was ok I figured I would stop in again. No cover again which was nice. Walked to the bar and was greeted by a cute perky bartender. While…

Got off work and wanted to try something new, so I decided to stop In at Vanity. On the outside it is just a big white windowless building with a black awning,…