Sirens

I have been going to Siren’s for about 30 years and was sorry to see it close during Covid. But the story was, they were remodeling it and it would open…

I stopped by Siren’s Wednesday at about 8:40 PM after a business meeting. It was $10 cover at the door. There was a cute girl and a big bouncer working the…

Sirens experience varies depending on what day you go. Early in the week it’s laid back and half full at best. Later week it gets fuller and busy. They…

Went on a Thursday night around 10 after working late. Needed a cold drink and something to look at. Plenty of girls there, though I am fairly particular and like…

Stopped by Sirens Wednesday after work. $7 cover, meal ticket, and $5 beer. There were about 7 dancers ranging from a 6 to 9 in quality. Sirens is a…

Stopped in after a night at the casino so I had some money to spend. Seems like most of my favorites have moved on so was checking out some new talent. They…

I heard from a friend Sirens had decent day time talent so I decided to stop by. Cover was $7 to get in but I got a free meal ticket. The place…

I visit frequently and love to try out new dancers each time unless my ATF happens to be there. 7 dollar entry, free meal ticket, 5 dollar beer. I sat…

This is my second review of sirens but I have a few more details to add. See my first review and everything there still applies as well. I wanted to see what…

Me and a dear friend were sailing in search of the location. Through the foggy mist we heard a beautiful song. My friend Jeremy heard it as a Clarion call. I attempted…

It was my first time at Sirens after learning that Kahoots was closed. As you go in you can do regular entry or VIP entry, for an extra $10. I…

I had some time to kill on a Friday midday so I swung by Sirens around 1130. $7 entry fee which was annoying since most other Columbus clubs don’t charge before the…

Stopped while in town for business. $10 cover. Only a few guys in the place...most sitting at the bar. Parking lot is patrolled by security so gives…

I was in town for a meeting so decided to check out a few clubs in the area. Sires was my first stop of 3. Arrived at about 11:20AM (club opens at…

Apparently Kahoots is closed and many of the girls that worked there are now here. It’s kind of a standard ice breaker I use asking how long at this club and where…

In the desert of lousy clubs, sirens is the brackish water you’d drink because it is the best available. 10 cover, 7 drinks, 2 for 40 uptimes. 20 girls from 5 to…

I had never been here but came on their customer appreciation day. There was no cover in this day, free lotto tickets at entrance, free food, and $2 drinks. I walked in…

- Went there around 10 PM, decent crowd and around 15+ girls - Brought beer from the bar, average price. Once in a while you will see those test-tube shots girls asking you…

This visit was on a Friday around 330pm. I was there from about 330 to 430pm. The visit was similar to others I've had. 4 dollar Bud Light and got 1 dance…

I've been to Sirens many times as it's my regular spot, but I had never been there in the later evening. I'm very glad I did because it was one of the…

When I went I had just left club X (empty), and was surprised to find about 15 girls working that night. I believe when I got there there were only…

Start with the basics. Plenty of parking and security both outside and inside makes you feel safe. Clean inside, no smell of smoke plenty of seating and a massive stage in the…

Went to Sirens for the UFC fights. Paid the 20 cover for VIP, includes a drink and the driest chicken wings on the buffet in town. Spent most of my time with…

I travel to Columbus about 10 times a year, and I have been to several of the clubs in town before this one. So far it is the best club I have…

I hit sirens up late March and had a decent time. $10 cover, $10 shots, $40 two for one. Tuesday is all day two for one so it doesn’t make…

This is my first review so bear with me. I went to Sirens about a week ago on a Monday. I wasn't really expecting to spend that much time there but the…

Stopped by Sirens after work at about 5:00pm. When I walked in it was a WOW on the talent. Threre were 3 dancers that were 9's, (nobody is a 10),…

This club is the best deal around for dayshift in Columbus. $7 cover which includes a meal worth up to $20. Food is pretty decent for what you pay.…

Stopped in on a Thursday around 5pm. I paid the 7 dollar cover and bought a 4 dollar beer. There were about 5 dancers there. They were sort of in the…

Stopped by on their 2-for-1 Tuesday night. $10 cover and a tip encouraged for the cashier...really?! Well lit inside with a long stage fo the right and…

I stoped by Sirens on a Tuesday at about 5:00 PM. Cover was $7 and included a meal ticket and a bud light was $4 or $5 with a tip.…

Sirens is in a safe area next to a strip mall, right off the highway. Parking is free and easy, cover for day shift is $7 and includes a ticket for a…

Stopped in around 5pm today. I was able to use the email free admission from the website. They offered the meal ticket but I passed. I've never gotten food there.…

After another mediocre trip to the newly renamed back Columbus Gold, I decided to head to my current go to club, Sirens. Like Columbus Gold the club wasn't as crowded as…

I decided to make a quick stop on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I was curious to see how many girls would be there early afternoon. There were at least 8-9 and at…

The best club in Columbus though that’s not saying much. I will say this club has a large roster and pretty girls all times of day. Hotness ranges from 5-8.5…

The ratings I gave may be a bit high, but the line-up was SOLID for a DAY SHIFT. The club had about 8 dancers on shift and three of them were…

Look for my review of the clubs on the west side of Columbus under Kahoots. Decided to leave a day of travel on a business trip to stop and spend a whole 15…

Arrived around 3PM and paid the $7 cover which includes lunch. Paid $4 for a beer and sat down at a table to enjoy the view. There was about 10 girls…

I ended up hitting Sirens two nights in a row (Wednesday and Thursday) and had a good time each night. Nice variety of attractive girls working, and both nights a met…

First off - never seen more neon lights on the outside of a building ever lol. Lit up the whole block. Showed up around midnight on Wednesday night, the…

Obviously you can get food here, which is ok food. I had a burger and fries. Pretty basic.Nothing to write home about. Came here for an extended lunch around 12:30. 4 girls…

I've never been to Sirens on a Monday so I wasn't sure if I was going to see the bench dancers or the starting lineup. Cover was 7 bucks as usual. Door…

Read this review in the context of the Columbus market. I haven't been to Sirens in a while and just had an itch that needed scratching. It was about 5:00 on a…

Over the years I have visited Sirens, in two incarnations. It's had some ups and downs but the last year to year and half it's been good. Last time I…

There are things to love and hate about most clubs. With Sirens, lets start off with the hates- I hate the death metal music. Nothing kills the vibe more than…

This is my first time back since the Stormy incident. I was curious to see if the mood was different, rule changes, security etc. I was pleased to find that things…

First time to this location. I've been to most of the others around cbus once or twice, over the past years. My recent hangout has been Roadhouse down near the casino, so…

On our yearly trip across the country touring clubs, my wife and I stopped by Sirens in Columbus Ohio. The club visually is very nice, drink prices are typical and wait…

So I visited the club around 5pm on a Thursday. I signed up for a free admission on the website. The website hasnt been updated in some tiime so they were a…

I used to think Scores was superior due to the premium price, but compared to Scores Sirens is the closest I’ll get to Vegas for awhile. Exponentially bigger and better stage,…

I went here after going to kahoots and not having a good time there. A few of the girls at sirens used to work at kahoots before they got raided. Almost every…

Some friends and I showed up at Sirens about 10pm on Saturday. The staff were friendly and the music was decent and at an acceptable volume (i.e. not too loud).…

Not from Ohio but travel here for work once in a while and this was my second visit here. Tuesday night arriving around 10pm the cover was $10. There is…

Stopped by Sirens Monday night at about 8:00 pm. There was a $10 cover. A bunch of cars in the parking lot but nobody inside. There were 2 guys…

Walked in to Sirens on a Tuesday in January for the first time. The club was pretty decent looking not dirty or run down. They played mainly rock, rnb and some safe…

Was in Columbus and decided to stop by Sirens hoping that Violet would be there. I found out that she has moved. Upon entering, they really pushed the VIP side…

Until last year Kahoots in Columbus and the Harem in Dayton were my go to clubs. Harem is shut down and Kahoots has similar issues so I have been looking for…

Sirens has everything going against it at the get go. First, it’s in Columbus, so the laws are terrible. But, surprisingly, on this Friday afternoon, I had a lot of fun…

I don't frequent this club often but when I do it is about what you would expect for a Columbus club. A couple of notable observations: the private dance areas are in…

I went in, headed to the bar and a gorgeous 8+ girl offered me a seat. This was fortuitous so I immediately got a dance. It was ok, nothing to write home…

All around Sirens is fun and it doesn't press me to complain too much. Good looking women, good vibes, and received plenty of attention. Its been a few years since…

I have been going to sirens for years because they open at 11am and that worked for me with my schedule. I've met a lot of the girls over the years…

Sirens is a place where you can find the same girls almost every time you go. The same was true this time, sort of... but there were many newer faces, and some…

Stopped by Sirens on a Friday around midnight and stayed for a couple hours. There were a lot of cute girls there, all in their early and mid twenties. They…

Never had been here before, nor any club in Columbus -- after paying a $10 cover, I entered to find wide room left-to-right, stage on far wall running nearly the length, and…

I showed up around 10 or 11 on a Tuesday, paid the $5 cover (might have been $10), and then dropped an extra $5 in the bucket because a sign taped to…

Sirens used to be on my club rotation about years ago. It started out decent, then had a big slump in quality, and my visits went way down to barely once…

I went here after going to kahoots and not having a good time there. A few of the girls at sirens used to work at kahoots before they got raided. Almost every…

Thought I'd give Sirens a try during the day. In Columbus your options are limited, and given the recent decline in quality at Kahoots, Sirens is really the only game in…

Been to Sirens a number of times on business visits. The club is very close to one of the few nice hotels in Westerville. They use to…

I hit Sirens on an off night. Between OSU playing in the Cotton Bowl and the snowstorm passing through, there really weren’t many customers. And although they had fewer girls…

It's difficult for me to be objective about Sirens, as it's the only club I visit except for an occasional visit to Kahoots to see a favorite. Hence I have little to…

Sirens continues to hit on all cylinders. I've started coming in more frequently after taking time to travel and visit other clubs. It's not a 7-up factory, but as far…

First of all, I stopped in on Monday afternoon and had an okay time, but I had my eye on one particular girl that I tipped and talked to a little when…