Reviews

Some of us like fancy gentlemen's clubs and some of us like dive bars. Portland has only a few of the former, but plenty of the latter. Fortunately for me, I like dives. But a…

Don't get me wrong, I love a good dive and since my previous favorite place went all upscale, I've been looking for a new hangout. Dream On is a bit farther out towards East county…

Like many who have lived in Portland for more than 11 months I am constantly whining about the loss of "cool old Portland" being replaced by shiny new fancy expensive as fuck Portland. Developers are…

Found myself on Portland's west side in the afternoon and decided to explore a club I had never previous visited. Pulled in to the Sunset Strip parking lot, making note of the proximity of the…

After swinging and missing at two previous famous H-town clubs, I hung it all on one final visit to the legendary Pirate Ship. 976 reviews most likely have this club's layout described pretty well, but…

On a recent road trip to Houston, I wanted to check out the legendary Church. Admittedly Sunday afternoon may not be the best time for maximum, but it was the time slot I had available.…

On my three club Houston tour, we'll call this one Strike One! First time visit to CF after reading several reviews. $10 cover charge seemed steep but nevermind. I was thinking I'd find some hottie…

I don't get to the Eugene / Springfield area very often but whenever I do I always try to make time to stop in to SI. With the exception of my last visit, which was…

To be honest I haven't been feeling the clubs lately. Seems like they are either full of entitled gps afflicted hustlers or scary methy fatsos. I admit I'm too cheap to throw down $40 for…

BBR was unlike any club in town. It wasn't uncommon to find zero dancers around during the afternoon shift, and even when there were a few, they rarely were on stage. So what was the…

Safari appears to be closed since it's now surrounded by construction fencing. Too bad, it was a nice place. back in the day I had several good visits, going all the way back to when…

I decided to try RCS again. AC wasn't working very well and the place was pretty dead. But the talent level was darned good and the ladies pretty friendly. I found a seat at the…