Dream on Saloon
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15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233

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crotchrocket
Nov 26, 2018, 4:28 PM
Dancers
Club Quality
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I really want to like Dream On. My first visit was rather weird, and I found the dancers to be lacking in a certain amount of attractiveness. But I'm willing to give a place a second chance so on a boring afternoon when I should have been balancing the books or otherwise being a productive member of society, I decided to go hang out in a strip club. As I may have mentioned in my previous review, the place looks like a 70's neighborhood bar stuck in time, except for a couple nice televisions showing sports. A smattering of regulars, no one at the rack. Dancers were once again, meh. One slender, spinner type white girl looked bored out of her mind and I couldn't even get a smile from her when I winked. After her set she went back to the bar to hang out with a bunch of old dudes, none of whom appeared to be spending any money. The rest of ladies were heavier than I normally like. I ate some french fries that were pretty good, so there's that. But the primary reason I go to strip clubs is for reasonably hot ladies and naughty lapdances. So far, I haven't found either of them available at Dream On. I suppose I'll try again but not in any big hurry. Especially since that recent 2amer.

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