Same old Acrop

Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning, titties, beer. Not necessarily in that order.

I guess there's a reason I haven't been there in so long cause it still pretty much sucks. Same old Acrop, same old weird stage / rack that feels more like a cock fighting rink. As best I could tell, nothing had changed since the last time I was in there, maybe 2007. Standard issue Portland strippers. A blonde with A cups. A brunette of indeterminate ethnic background with a fat ass and saggy titties. Those are the only two I recall.

The AC was working barely enough to make it tolerable. I grabbed a standard issue IPA, paid too much for, 8 bucks I think, and was kinda flat, and not cold enough. Who keeps tabs on beer prices in strip clubs, anyway? We're not here for the affordable beer prices, are we really? I digress.