Reviews

This place seems to be in a bit of decline in popularity due to rising dance prices. Over the last year many, if not most, of the dancers have gone to the $30 topless no…

It had been more than a year since my last visit, but work took me to the north Portland industrial sanctuary, where nary a hipster be found. I used it as an excuse to drop…

I really need to get back down to Simpsonsland for a visit to one of my favorite clubs anywhere. As others have reported, it's a bit of a dive but well kept. A friendly blue…

T2 is a drab looking place in a dreary part of town, next door to a a couple of wrecking yards. Once inside it's surprisingly nice. Smallish, with one primary stage with intermittent action. Folks…

Stopped in here about 2 in the afternoon a couple weeks ago. Zero dancers. I hung out long enough to drink a beer. It's an okay looking place, typical portland dive, like it ewas last…