Dream on Saloon
Closed
15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233

Dream On, indeed.

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crotchrocket
Jan 12, 2020, 5:11 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Dream On is well reviewed and described accurately as a east side dive. A single stage, some lottery machines, and a bar. Decent lighting, some booths in back for private dances. I can't comment or describe those cause I've never been back there. Large discrete parking lot. Easy to find.

For me, on my multiple visits, the best thing about the place is high quality television sets above the bar playing sports so I can divert my eyes from the less than attractive dancers. And this place seems to specialize in unattractive dancers. Okay, I realize that is a very subjective statement, but in three or four trips, I've seen exactly one dancer there that I was remotely interested in seeing naked. The rest were ........ trying to be generous here......... overweight, old and unattractive. But hey, the place smells like cheap stripper perfume, so that's something.

I had pretty much written this place off after my last visit, but a fellow PL suggested I try again and look for a particular dancer. Checking their website, I picked a day when she was working and sure enough she was there on this most recent visit, but all tied up with another guy. If she had been available to hang out with this review might read very differently. But since she wasn't, there was not much to keep me there. I tried waiting her out but he kept her occupied and meanwhile this fat lady kept making eyes at me, so finished my drink and split.

SO, a couple good things about Dream On: cheap drinks. I paid $1 for my club soda (not a day drinker) and I suspect beer prices are reasonable as well. Word is lapdances are in the reasonable range of $25 but again, never found a lady to try them out.

Also, as mentioned, they are one of the few clubs around to post their daily dancer schedule on their website. Since the demise of the old xotic it's become difficult to keep track of when your favs are going to be on stage. So props to Dream On for that.

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