Surprise, SL is still a dive!

I've been in a slump lately. The strip club scene in Portland kind of sucks these days compared to the golden era. Everytime I try a new place I just kind of hate it. Dance prices are ridiculous. (Sorry fuckers but any of ya'll who pony up $45 for three minutes of meh are idiots.) So anyway, I tend to just go back to a couple places, and lately the only place I've been going is Scarlet Lounge.

Here's some details so the review police don't get their panties all bunched up. It's a small dive in a

working class neighborhood on the east side, located next door to a medical clinic or rehab center, or something. Large shared parking lot provides ample parking and I always park way in the back so no one I know will recognize my car. The door on the side is exposed to the street so I always go in the back door, ignoring the sign that says no entrance.