Finally got on base with a bunt at the Ship

After swinging and missing at two previous famous H-town clubs, I hung it all on one final visit to the legendary Pirate Ship. 976 reviews most likely have this club's layout described pretty well, but for the record, it's fairly large club, nicely appointed. After entering I walked around, got the lay of the land. Observed one large main stage room with plentiful seating, the next room there was a good sized bar on one side and a lunch buffet on the other. Having just chowed some tex-mex elsewhere I was only here for pussy, not food. Just beyond the bar / buffett was a large darkened area with oversized chairs and booths scattered about, so I quickly deduced this was the fun room. Making my way back the main stage area, I observed several dancers milling about staring at their phones, a couple at the bar with regulars and a couple cuties but no stunners. Back at the stage I sat, ordered a coke (no day drinking for me, but I think a coke was like $4 or so). A group of 5 or 6 latinas / cubans a couple tables over ignored me. A couple other PL's sitting and a sold 4 on stage. meh.

A big tittied white gal walked up and offered me a dance and I replied with a standard no thanks, want to check out the talent. She wondered if I didn't have something hard she could slide between her big ass knockers. I laughed and said possibly but not yet. A few more average or below dancers did their obligatory 2 song stage sets. I was getting bored and my plane was going to be taking off in a couple hours. Was beginning to look like I was striking out in Houston. Then a very interesting lady came out, really a stripper cliche. She had huge fake tits, butt implants, tiny waist, lip implants, bleach blonde, fake tan. Nothing real about her at all, and usually I'm not the least bit attracted to these type ladies. But something about her had my hodar on red alert. After some small talk we went back for some lappers. She picked a dark discreet corner spot and I began to think things were turning around.

She began with a slow sensual grind, and my hands were free to roam, and roam they did,. After the first dance I asked what else might we do. She asked what did I have in mind? I whispered something naughty in her ear and she grinned and said "4 dances and we'll get her done".

Being quite the professional she was, she asked me to keep an eye out while she worked her magic and amazingly it only took 3 &1/2 dances before my stress was fully relieved and I was quite satisfied with the dances she gave me.

All in all I was underwhelmed with my Houston visit but it was fun to finally visit some of these famous clubs, even if it was years past their heyday. Never really saw any super hot dancers (and my standards aren't that high) nor did I have any super naughty fun times, but I did have some fun.