Reviews by crotchrocket

Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air...

One of my favorite clubs in Oregon and I've been here several times. The ladies are almost always young, slim, sexy and friendly. The club itself is not much to look at, typical Oregon...

In the interest of sharing info, here's the basics, as exactly stated in my previous review of Sl: It's a small dive in aworking class neighborhood on the east side, located next door to...

Dream On is well reviewed and described accurately as a east side dive. A single stage, some lottery machines, and a bar. Decent lighting, some booths in back for private dances. I can't comment...

I've been in a slump lately. The strip club scene in Portland kind of sucks these days compared to the golden era. Everytime I try a new place I just kind of hate it....

I've been to SI several times and each time it's much the same and yet a little different. What remains the same are the prices, and the physical club. What seems to constantly change...

I usually go to another club when in Springfield but had heard good things about Bobbi's and wanted to check it out. Was not impressed. The club itself is located on a busy street...

I love dive bars so I was worried when I heard they were remodeling Scarlet Lounge. But nothing to worry about, whatever they did was pretty minimal, maybe some new carpet and chairs? The...

I've been to this little east side dive several times over the years, going back to to when it was the Pitiful Princess. It's never been a place where you find top notch, smoking...

I really want to like Dream On. My first visit was rather weird, and I found the dancers to be lacking in a certain amount of attractiveness. But I'm willing to give a place...

Stopped by one afternoon after a fellow monger suggested I check out a particular dancer. She was there and she looked terrific, slim with big tits, just the way I like them. I sat...

Some of us like fancy gentlemen's clubs and some of us like dive bars. Portland has only a few of the former, but plenty of the latter. Fortunately for me, I like dives. But...

Don't get me wrong, I love a good dive and since my previous favorite place went all upscale, I've been looking for a new hangout. Dream On is a bit farther out towards East...

Like many who have lived in Portland for more than 11 months I am constantly whining about the loss of "cool old Portland" being replaced by shiny new fancy expensive as fuck Portland. Developers...

Found myself on Portland's west side in the afternoon and decided to explore a club I had never previous visited. Pulled in to the Sunset Strip parking lot, making note of the proximity of...

After swinging and missing at two previous famous H-town clubs, I hung it all on one final visit to the legendary Pirate Ship. 976 reviews most likely have this club's layout described pretty well,...

On a recent road trip to Houston, I wanted to check out the legendary Church. Admittedly Sunday afternoon may not be the best time for maximum, but it was the time slot I had...

On my three club Houston tour, we'll call this one Strike One! First time visit to CF after reading several reviews. $10 cover charge seemed steep but nevermind. I was thinking I'd find some...

I don't get to the Eugene / Springfield area very often but whenever I do I always try to make time to stop in to SI. With the exception of my last visit, which...

To be honest I haven't been feeling the clubs lately. Seems like they are either full of entitled gps afflicted hustlers or scary methy fatsos. I admit I'm too cheap to throw down $40...

BBR was unlike any club in town. It wasn't uncommon to find zero dancers around during the afternoon shift, and even when there were a few, they rarely were on stage. So what was...

Safari appears to be closed since it's now surrounded by construction fencing. Too bad, it was a nice place. back in the day I had several good visits, going all the way back to...

I decided to try RCS again. AC wasn't working very well and the place was pretty dead. But the talent level was darned good and the ladies pretty friendly. I found a seat at...

This place seems to be in a bit of decline in popularity due to rising dance prices. Over the last year many, if not most, of the dancers have gone to the $30 topless...