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Reviews

review
published 4 mos ago
Cold as fuck in Milwaukie, but new name for the Gold Club > Dolphin
reviewed by
crotchrocket

5.7

I was out in the burbs on that car lot strip along McLaughlin, on a freezing ass cold day, needing some caffeine, and remembered there was a bikini coffee stand out front of the Gold…

review
published 10 mos ago
Same old Acrop
reviewed by
crotchrocket

4.0

Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning,…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Sweet Illusions for the win again
reviewed by
crotchrocket

7.0

One of my favorite clubs in Oregon and I've been here several times. The ladies are almost always young, slim, sexy and friendly. The club itself is not much to look at, typical Oregon dive…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Same old SL
reviewed by
crotchrocket

5.7

In the interest of sharing info, here's the basics, as exactly stated in my previous review of Sl: It's a small dive in aworking class neighborhood on the east side, located next door to a…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Dream On, indeed.
reviewed by
crotchrocket

4.0

Dream On is well reviewed and described accurately as a east side dive. A single stage, some lottery machines, and a bar. Decent lighting, some booths in back for private dances. I can't comment or…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Surprise, SL is still a dive!
reviewed by
crotchrocket

5.7

I've been in a slump lately. The strip club scene in Portland kind of sucks these days compared to the golden era. Everytime I try a new place I just kind of hate it. Dance…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Sweet Illusions with details!
reviewed by
crotchrocket

8.0

I've been to SI several times and each time it's much the same and yet a little different. What remains the same are the prices, and the physical club. What seems to constantly change is…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Boobies at Bobbi's, meh.
reviewed by
crotchrocket

4.0

I usually go to another club when in Springfield but had heard good things about Bobbi's and wanted to check it out. Was not impressed. The club itself is located on a busy street and…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Another visit to Scarlet Lounge
reviewed by
crotchrocket

6.0

I love dive bars so I was worried when I heard they were remodeling Scarlet Lounge. But nothing to worry about, whatever they did was pretty minimal, maybe some new carpet and chairs? The men's…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Scarlet
reviewed by
crotchrocket

6.3

I've been to this little east side dive several times over the years, going back to to when it was the Pitiful Princess. It's never been a place where you find top notch, smoking hot…

review
published 6 yrs ago
return visit, nothing changed
reviewed by
crotchrocket

5.7

I really want to like Dream On. My first visit was rather weird, and I found the dancers to be lacking in a certain amount of attractiveness. But I'm willing to give a place a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
RCS
reviewed by
crotchrocket

5.7

Stopped by one afternoon after a fellow monger suggested I check out a particular dancer. She was there and she looked terrific, slim with big tits, just the way I like them. I sat at…