Got home and the wife said, "What did you get on your pants?" I was wearing navy blue dress slacks--very thin and smooth--and I had white stain around the zipper area.
"Uh, I don't know." Then a minute later, "There was some construction in my building I had to squeeze past. Maybe brushed up against something." Upstairs, changed into jeans and tried a damp cloth, but didn't want to spend much time on it. Told wife it was just dust. Later, when I had more time, I sniffed. Definitely a pussy smell and some residual stain. I had not LDKed, so it's stripper juice, not mine. So I'm letting them hang in the closet hoping the smell will dissipate. Maybe throw a little baking soda on it. Will try a little more damp cloth to remove the stain. Will wait until the little lady is out shopping. They are nice wool, so I can't just throw in the washing machine; have to take to dry cleaners. But she always takes all our stuff there. Hmmmmm.
Happens to me quite often as I wear suits or dress slacks most of the time when I'm in a club. I don't have to worry about a sig other finding them, but dry cleaning is really the only way to take care of it in my experience. I would suggest perhaps getting up a bit early one morning and say Hey Babe I think I'm gonna take some things past the dry cleaners for you so you don't have to and see if that helps.