Stripper juice on my pants

ArtCollege
Oregon
Got home and the wife said, "What did you get on your pants?" I was wearing navy blue dress slacks--very thin and smooth--and I had white stain around the zipper area.

"Uh, I don't know." Then a minute later, "There was some construction in my building I had to squeeze past. Maybe brushed up against something." Upstairs, changed into jeans and tried a damp cloth, but didn't want to spend much time on it. Told wife it was just dust. Later, when I had more time, I sniffed. Definitely a pussy smell and some residual stain. I had not LDKed, so it's stripper juice, not mine. So I'm letting them hang in the closet hoping the smell will dissipate. Maybe throw a little baking soda on it. Will try a little more damp cloth to remove the stain. Will wait until the little lady is out shopping. They are nice wool, so I can't just throw in the washing machine; have to take to dry cleaners. But she always takes all our stuff there. Hmmmmm.

22 comments

  • steeldog65
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    6 years ago
    Happens to me quite often as I wear suits or dress slacks most of the time when I'm in a club. I don't have to worry about a sig other finding them, but dry cleaning is really the only way to take care of it in my experience. I would suggest perhaps getting up a bit early one morning and say Hey Babe I think I'm gonna take some things past the dry cleaners for you so you don't have to and see if that helps.
  • aham5
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    6 years ago
    Rookie mistake. Always take a change of clothes
  • steeldog65
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    6 years ago
    I don't see it as a rookie mistake, however I don't have a sig other to worry about anymore. I wear suits and dress slacks and dress shirts because in general I have an excellent experience with dancers as they treat me very nice. The bouncers are very respectful I normally get the waitress to come to me right away. Whether you have money or not, the appearance you have money leads to better service
  • ArtCollege
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    6 years ago
    Rookie mistake? Look at my profile: Joined April, 2003.
    Been to plenty of clubs, and this is first instance of exterior stain. Had a couple of interior explosions before I learned to cover up.
  • Greanbeans
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    6 years ago
    I say well done sir!
    I hate and love the smell after her grinding on me. My wife asked me about it once. I said that I ran into a friend while at happy hour and hugged her when we said it goodbyes. I’ve had to change into my gym clothes on another ocassion.
  • TJ Lee
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    6 years ago
    You've been to many places but not TJHK?
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    You guys, you need either a Marriage Councilor or a Divorce Lawyer.

    SJG
  • 501traveler
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    6 years ago
    Joined in 2003 and this the first time a dancer has left snail trails? Have you been just visiting topless only clubs or just getting air dances?
  • TFP
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    6 years ago
    ^^^^that's what I was wondering as well. 15 years is a long time to never experience snail trails or left over cooch juice.
  • WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
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    6 years ago
    those pants are contraband that can disrupt your life significantly. your wife has a pussy and knows what pussy smells like. get those pants to the dry cleaner asap and discreetly.
  • JeffTUSCL
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    6 years ago
    You're going to wait until she's out shopping? If you don't guard access to those slacks she's going to do the sniff test on them and definitely detect the telltale tuna juice smell. If you hang it in the closet, the whole closet will smell of it. You should be putting it in a plastic back, into your car trunk and taking it to a dry cleaner that your wife has never heard of. Also do better with your stories - if your wife calls your work and asks about the construction there, is there really construction work going on there?
  • JeffTUSCL
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    6 years ago
    I've been doing SC VIPs for only a few months now and already have 2 experiences with love juice over my clothes - one time particularly on a thin v neck sweater I like that I never fully got the stain out of. If I had a 15 year run, I imagine I would be able to squeeze a bucket full of lady juice out of all my clothes.
  • NJBalla
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    6 years ago
    Like others said. Rookie mistake.Every man should keep a few quarts of motor oil in the trunk for just this instance. You dump a little in your crotch and make a fuss about car trouble. Throw the clothes in the wash and run to the shower to clean the smell of tuna off you. This works if you cheat and come home smelling of pu$$y as well.
  • 623
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    6 years ago
    What if you have “car trouble” 3 times a week? How does that go over?
  • BoringLoser
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    6 years ago
    I think you could already be in trouble even if you manage to secretly take care of the pants
  • BoringLoser
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    6 years ago
    I think you could already be in trouble even if you manage to secretly take care of the pants
  • Johny5
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    6 years ago
    Just straight up tell her its stripper juice, she wont believe you cause your so direct about it lol just dont let her smell it and if she does say you spilled tuna juice from opening a can earlier
  • Musterd21
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    6 years ago
    Lighter fluid will get it out. That is close to dry cleaning fluid. Works for a lot of stains! I would be tempted to hide them and keep them for the smell. My wife got a stain on my pants once before I went to work. Kept those pants for a week. She laughed about it.
  • NJBalla
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    6 years ago
    If you cheat or club 3 times a week its then a smart move to keep an extra pair of pants in your trunk. And what is it 1950? Dont you guys do laundry on your own or do you put in a basket for your wives to analyze and do once a week?
  • Longball300
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    6 years ago
    I never go to a club in anything that I can't put in the washing machine in short order or even rinse out in a hotel sink if necessary before cumming home from a trip out of town. Microfiber dress slacks all the way.
  • crotchrocket
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    6 years ago
    I also wear black microfiber pants. There is often a subtle yet visible snail trail on the crotch upon exiting my favorite club. Usually a damp cloth will clear it enough to be presentable. If not, toss them in the wash and no problem. If that doesn't fix it, trash them a get another pair. They're cheap.
  • Cristobal
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    6 years ago
    When I used to go to SCs for lapdances, I used joggers (not sweats) which would to minimize the chaffing and increase the glide, I loved when it smelled like stripper lotion (not stripper juice).
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