Stripper juice on my pants
ArtCollege
Oregon
Got home and the wife said, "What did you get on your pants?" I was wearing navy blue dress slacks--very thin and smooth--and I had white stain around the zipper area.
"Uh, I don't know." Then a minute later, "There was some construction in my building I had to squeeze past. Maybe brushed up against something." Upstairs, changed into jeans and tried a damp cloth, but didn't want to spend much time on it. Told wife it was just dust. Later, when I had more time, I sniffed. Definitely a pussy smell and some residual stain. I had not LDKed, so it's stripper juice, not mine. So I'm letting them hang in the closet hoping the smell will dissipate. Maybe throw a little baking soda on it. Will try a little more damp cloth to remove the stain. Will wait until the little lady is out shopping. They are nice wool, so I can't just throw in the washing machine; have to take to dry cleaners. But she always takes all our stuff there. Hmmmmm.
"Uh, I don't know." Then a minute later, "There was some construction in my building I had to squeeze past. Maybe brushed up against something." Upstairs, changed into jeans and tried a damp cloth, but didn't want to spend much time on it. Told wife it was just dust. Later, when I had more time, I sniffed. Definitely a pussy smell and some residual stain. I had not LDKed, so it's stripper juice, not mine. So I'm letting them hang in the closet hoping the smell will dissipate. Maybe throw a little baking soda on it. Will try a little more damp cloth to remove the stain. Will wait until the little lady is out shopping. They are nice wool, so I can't just throw in the washing machine; have to take to dry cleaners. But she always takes all our stuff there. Hmmmmm.
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Been to plenty of clubs, and this is first instance of exterior stain. Had a couple of interior explosions before I learned to cover up.
I hate and love the smell after her grinding on me. My wife asked me about it once. I said that I ran into a friend while at happy hour and hugged her when we said it goodbyes. I’ve had to change into my gym clothes on another ocassion.
SJG