what would you do if a girl farted on you during a ld?

Three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer’s wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life as three blind mice?

Who saw him die? I, said the Fly, with my little eye, I saw him die.
Who caught his blood? I, said the Fish, with my little dish, I caught his blood.

What are little boys made of? What are little boys made of?
Snips & snails & puppy dogs tails and such are little boys made of.

What are little boys made of? What are little boys made of?
Snips & snails & puppy dogs tails and such are little boys made of.

Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn’t keep her,
He put her in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept her very well!

It's not the end of the world.

On occasion when I've banged a stripper I guess they've had some kinda trapped-air in their coochie and it would make a fart-noise.

Probably wouldn’t care.

Ignore it, it happens...

Re-insert the butt plug

LOL - plug that leak

It would mean that odds are that before morning comes, she'll be taking my cock up the ass.

SJG

laugh my ass off

I’d check my pants for skid marks...

If it was just gas - and my pants are free of skids - it’s no harm no foul!

I would fart back

Attaboy Mack! Show her who's boss! I would make my fart a little wet too. Nothing like a good shart to put a women in her place.

Bom Chicka Wow Wow, good work cowboy!

Depends on how bad it smells

@crotch a good fart ages like fine wine. I can usually guess what a girl had for lunch if she farts in my mouth

It would be my last.

https://imgur.com/a/2Gy1gNy

I think I got cropdusted by a dancer one time