Three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run, They all ran after the farmer’s wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife, Did you ever see such a thing in your life as three blind mice?
Who saw him die? I, said the Fly, with my little eye, I saw him die. Who caught his blood? I, said the Fish, with my little dish, I caught his blood.
What are little boys made of? What are little boys made of? Snips & snails & puppy dogs tails and such are little boys made of.
What are little boys made of? What are little boys made of? Snips & snails & puppy dogs tails and such are little boys made of.
Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn’t keep her, He put her in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept her very well!
It's not the end of the world. On occasion when I've banged a stripper I guess they've had some kinda trapped-air in their coochie and it would make a fart-noise.
I’d check my pants for skid marks... If it was just gas - and my pants are free of skids - it’s no harm no foul!
Attaboy Mack! Show her who's boss! I would make my fart a little wet too. Nothing like a good shart to put a women in her place.
@crotch a good fart ages like fine wine. I can usually guess what a girl had for lunch if she farts in my mouth
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last commentThree blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run,
They all ran after the farmer’s wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life as three blind mice?
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Who saw him die? I, said the Fly, with my little eye, I saw him die.
Who caught his blood? I, said the Fish, with my little dish, I caught his blood.
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What are little boys made of? What are little boys made of?
Snips & snails & puppy dogs tails and such are little boys made of.
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What are little boys made of? What are little boys made of?
Snips & snails & puppy dogs tails and such are little boys made of.
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Peter Peter pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn’t keep her,
He put her in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept her very well!
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It's not the end of the world.
On occasion when I've banged a stripper I guess they've had some kinda trapped-air in their coochie and it would make a fart-noise.
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Probably wouldn’t care.
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Ignore it, it happens...
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Re-insert the butt plug
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LOL - plug that leak
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It would mean that odds are that before morning comes, she'll be taking my cock up the ass.
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laugh my ass off
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I’d check my pants for skid marks...
If it was just gas - and my pants are free of skids - it’s no harm no foul!
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I would fart back
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Attaboy Mack! Show her who's boss! I would make my fart a little wet too. Nothing like a good shart to put a women in her place.
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Bom Chicka Wow Wow, good work cowboy!
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Depends on how bad it smells
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@crotch a good fart ages like fine wine. I can usually guess what a girl had for lunch if she farts in my mouth
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It would be my last.
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I think I got cropdusted by a dancer one time
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