Posts by LostinFLA

What's it like getting a dance from sober dancer?

A priest walks into the cell of a death row inmate and says "The warden asked me to come down and spend your last day with you. I am a good listener and while i can't absolve you of your…

A man runs into a church and hops into the confession booth. A priest sees this and joins him in the booth. “My son what is it you would like to confess?” “I had sex with my girlfriend this morning. Then a…

A priest is driving along and has a blow out. He calls for road side assistance and a bit later a tow truck pulls up. The priest reads the sign on the truck “Fastest tire change in the south” He asked…

2 priests are driving home from dinner one night when all of the sudden they are pulled over by a police car. The officer runs up to the drivers window and looks in “Sorry father, we are looking for a…

My vote would be Snickers

Are you a hypocrite? There is a very easy test to determine if so. Do you like getting hand-jobs? Do you like giving hand-jobs? I you answered yes to the first and no to the second you fail the test.. :-)

Ladies, what are you looking for in a customer when you get off the stage (other than showering you in singles)? What would be considered distractors?

Why do some dudes have such a negative opinion about chicks with breast implants?

I think I am going to start asking dancers to buy me a drink to get me interested. Let’s see how that flies.

What is your favorite colloquialism for a woman’s rear end?

Why do rednecks love shooting off fireworks so much?