The Priest and the Flat

A priest is driving along and has a blow out. He calls for road side assistance and a bit later a tow truck pulls up. The priest reads the sign on the truck “Fastest tire change in the south” He asked the driver “How fast can you change a tire?” The driver replies “Well father my personal record is 2 minutes” The priest is skeptical “That doesn’t seem possible”. “Then time me and we’ll see” The priest gets his watch and yells “Start” the driver goes to work on the tire. In a blur of motion and sound the car goes up and down and the driver says “Time!” The priest looks at his watch and says “2 minutes and 21 seconds. There is no way that tire is on there safely. Are you sure those lug nuts are on the there tight?” “Father I can guarantee those lugs are tighter than a nun’s cun.....sorry tighter than nun’s you-know-what!” “Son if that’s the case you better give those lugs another turn”