The Priest and the Inmate

A priest walks into the cell of a death row inmate and says "The warden asked me to come down and spend your last day with you. I am a good listener and while i can't absolve you of your sins, i can keep you company and make your final day worthwhile. Would you like to talk?" "About what" asks the condemned man. "Anything" says the priest "tell me about your life" "Like what?" asks the man. "I don't know anything about you, were you married?" "I was" says the man "Twice". "Have you heard from them?" asked the priest. "Nope" says the man. "They are dead" "My goodness" says the priest. "how did they pass?" he asks. "The first one ate some poison mushrooms" says the man. "Oh my" says the priest "I'm sure her soul has found rest now" "Whatever" says the man "The second one got hit in the head with a shovel" "Oh my" the priest says again "What a terrible way to die, if you don't mind me asking how did that happen?" he asks. "Well she wouldn't eat the damned mushrooms"