HannibalSmith
Michigan
Comments by HannibalSmith
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2 years ago
TippingDollars
Maryland
1) Pregnant stripper sitting at the bar having a drink and smoking a cigarette.
2) There used to be an Indian doctor who would frequent the 8 mile clubs in detroit, and he would have a bit and reins and would pay girls to ride him like a horse around the stage, bar etc.
This is more of a laugh than strange but
3) A naked girl run out of the VIP area at flight club, yell at the top of her voice to the bartender “we had an accident and I need some napkins”. Five minutes later a dude runs out of the VIP and makes a B-line for the exit as fast as possible.
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2 years ago
mark94
Arizona
Ten plus years ago when I worked for a defense contractor at tacom there were a group of civi’s who used to leave around 1 for the coliseum for lunch and not return. They did this Wednesday and Friday so regularly everyone knew they wouldn’t find them these two days unless we went down there. One guy had the balls to even brag about his “taxpayer funded girlfriend”
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2 years ago
gammanu95
Have you ever tried to stick a silver dollar into a stripper's G-string?
I really want to see the tenure system overturned. Many of these “professors” enjoy indoctrinating the younger generation with their politics without worrying about personal consequences. Since our tax dollars are funding their platforms it’s about time for some accountability.
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2 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
I live in Michigan. All the trash politicians are constantly campaigning on fixing the roads but nothing ever seems to get done. and there is continuous construction that is not much more than putting a band-aid on a bullet wound type deals.
In the last couple years I’ve damaged all of my tires (had to replace) in multiple drives where I didn’t see a pothole….#puremichigan
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2 years ago
LinzeeDet
Pussy tighter than a LA parking spot
Always enjoyed seeing you at Landing Strip! Let us know if you come back for a visit!
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2 years ago
Wing37
Sounds like a manager writing this. With FC and LS not quite 20 min away this place was your favorite ? Literally the only club I’ve ever been to late in the evening where I was told “uh the dancers haven’t arrived yet….”
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2 years ago
nicespice
A few years back I was with my favorites in the detroit landing strip, and there was a dancer whom we thought may be a man (or at least transitioning to be a woman).
Since none of us had the balls to politely ask or try to find out from management etc we decided to act like douchey high school students: my atf switched spots with a dancer (cost me $20) so she could be on stage at this time with this individual so we could get the DJ to play goodbye horses (music to the Buffalo bill tuck it in scene in silence of the lambs ). That cost me $30 and an extra $50 to my atf to see if it got any reaction from this other manly dancer….
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2 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
I have a close personal friend who is a dancer as well. Known her for the better part of a decade. She developed a problem with alcohol and over time went from working a good hustle in the club to just going and having everyone buy her drinks for a shift.
It started out with “can I borrow a few bucks” etc to “can you please pay my rent” etc. I finally just set boundaries: told her 1) I’m sorry but I can’t take on your problems 2) you need to get squared away (ie rehab, which I will helped her get into) 3) I will pay you well for your time in the club but I’m not an atm and I’m definitely not going to fund her self destruction.
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2 years ago
Cookiesandcream
From a stripper’s POV? My guess is they look at all the men in the club as zeros. Basically they find out which zeros actually want to spend money and they hang out with them.
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2 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Georgia
Clemson
Michigan
Alabama
Even with one loss seems like someone will find an excuse to put bama in the playoffs.
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2 years ago
Champphilly
Perfect Gentleman
If it’s a known slow day a lot of dancers might not want to spend the time working it. I’ve had good luck Saturday afternoons and Tuesday afternoons.
Not really super slow days but a high enough girl/guy ratio to make it worth the trip.
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2 years ago
Robbysherm
Hang on, so the coliseum allowed a stripper who has a reputation for selling bad drugs to work there?
Just asking because about ten years back there were two girls selling drugs at LS that out at least two other girls in the hospital. These girls were blacklisted from the detroit clubs.
The owners will let stuff slide if it doesn’t cause a big ruckus, but if this girl is known for selling drugs that killed someone at BTs I’d think that they would ban her too…
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2 years ago
Goosa3199
Eight mile is all basically dead all the time now.
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2 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Pretty much fall makes me happy: deer season, college football and it’s harvest time. Not to mention I’m fat so there’s Thanksgiving. Also the adult version of Halloween.
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2 years ago
conan_mac_morna
An ounce of perception, a pound of obscure
2010 Harley-Davidson Sportster. Got it back in 2015. Thinking about buying another bike, just not sure what I want yet…
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2 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
C and D. Grew up on a farm with horses. Still ride (and farm), just not as much as I use to…
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2 years ago
CJKent_band
The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
It would be nice if tuscl had a feature where the user community could vote the annoying folks off the site…
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2 years ago
whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
“Cracked out girls”. I can’t type today….
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2 years ago
whodey
Fat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
It’s been out of business for a while, but there used to be place off I-69 in Emmett, Michigan called Biscos. It was a truck stop strip club where the lot lizards worked.
There was a late TV ad on the local access channel twenty some years ago with some of the most cracked out I’ve ever seen. Kind of like a creep show episode…..
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2 years ago
nicespice
If I had to put a hard number down I’d say 70 would be the cutoff between middle age and old.
Honestly I’ve run into folks in their mid 60 and early 70 who were in better condition than some folks in their 30s and 40s. If I didn’t know how old they were I wouldn’t have guessed 60 something.
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2 years ago
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
There was a major shoot out between the FBI and and two bank robbers in Miami in the late 80s that left two agents dead. The robbers had vests and the agents largely had revolvers and 9mm which didn’t have enough power to penetrate the vests. Also revolvers are slow to reload even with half moon clips.
About this time police decided that they needed something with more stopping power, easy reload and good reliability. S&W came out with the .40 cal round and Glock somehow beat them to market with a popular police weapon.
There’s a good movie about this whole thing with the dad from family ties playing one of the robbers.
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2 years ago
doctorevil
Evil Lair
Never banged her myself but I have heard a couple stories about a girl who would take a massive shit on you for $1000….
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2 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Hearing stories about how Cardi B uses to roofie guys in a hotel room then rob them led me to only do. OTC with girls I know really well….