Comments by JAprufrock (page 13)

I love his policy of bending over redneck, inbred, trailer park trash that thinks he represents their best interests and are too stupid to realize he doesn't give a shit about them or anybody else, only lining his own pockets.

Good report and sounds like a great experience. Do you know her name?

1. Information: Before I joined TUSCL in 2016, I never heard of Club Hong Kong in Tijuana or Allure Massage near Toronto and wasn't aware of the robust mongering scene in both cities. Now they're my two favorite places. The info and advice has been invaluable. 2. Perspective: Learning from others' experiences, particularly those 50 and older. It has taught me that there is much fun to be had and much to look forward to in your later years even if you are alone. 3. Amusement and entertainment: Self-explanatory.

I hate to be mean, because she might be a nice lady, but those before and after photos are startling. Really makes you appreciate babes like Salma Hayak and Christie Brinkley. Angie Dickinson also was hot in her 50s.

She's a cock-softener, the postergal to help stop masturbation addiction. If you an erection that lasts for four hours, don't call your doctor, look at her pictures.

After seeing my dad's quality of life deteriorate in his final years, to the point where he became difficult for the family to care for, I vowed never to be in that position. I don't want to live if my quality of life is poor, I want to maintain my dignity, and most of all, I will not be a burden to my children. I think people have the right to die when they choose, with their dignity intact. At what age? A few years ago, when I was around 50, I told a friend 70 was my magic number. Then I joined TUSCL and see some of you 70-year-old bastards are getting young pussy by the boatload. I will need to reassess.

Alluring face, nice breasts and mid-section, looks like nice legs from what we can see. The hips a little on the wide side and the butt maybe a tad too big, But overall, she is hot, I would take her arriba if I saw her in Hong Kong.

@Cristobal, my 2 cents: I think you nailed it with this quote: "For me mongering is fun but it is temporary, I compare it to a drug where the high is amazing but not lasting." That's exactly how I feel (and many others, probably) after a trip to HK, like last week. During the last of my three days there, there was a little bit of sadness knowing I have to leave soon, and there's definitely a downer when you get in that shuttle and head to the border and board the trolley for the airport. But when you have that special gal in your life, she will be there for you, day after day. I'd love having that again. It sounds like you're happy, so my advice is lose those thoughts about mongering and don't even bother reading boards like this. Enjoy what you have.

Meat, for a change, is spot on that market corrections and even crashes to some extent are vital if you’re investing for the long haul. That’s when you buy low, and it’s always good to have a steady direct deposit from your paycheck. Market timing is futile. The market crashes of 2000-2002 and 2008 were painful but helped get my portfolio to where it is today (seven figures) because I held steady and bought low when so many panicked and sold. Mutual funds reduce the risk. Individual stocks are risky, at least being heavily invested in them is. I knew someone who had $100,000 in KMart stock some 30 years ago and figured he was set for life. If you need the money in the next 5 years you shouldn’t be heavily invested in stocks but if you’re in it for the long haul, I see no issues with a 90-10 percent stock/bonds allocation because you’ll have many years to make up for a crash. In my case, I don’t even need much money since I live conservatively. I still plan in working as long as I’m healthy and my main expenditure when I hit 60 will be for pussy, about $15k to $20k a year I estimate. Everything else will go to my kids, who are a long long way from retirement, hence the aggressive growth allocation strategy. SJG, your advice on investing is beyond asinine. Anyone who would take it is playing a chump’s game.

^^They're British, so there was probably a 50 percent chance they didn't know either.

Now that was some quick thinking, Rev! Fred Astaire couldn't have danced around that question any better.

I will always click on a post titled "Hot Mom." As I've gotten older I have a newfound appreciation for MILFs. Damn, they're hot. Maybe it's the experience factor. Love their big, bouncy breasts, well-used pussies and expert oral skills. In fact, when it comes to porn I prefer the MILF videos to the 18-to-20-year college co-ed collection.

@wallanon "Toronto isn't in the United States." I didn't read the OP's post carefully. But I essentially group the U.S. and Canada as one because of the similarities. Mexico, of course, is an entirely different world. And Toronto is within four hours of Detroit, seven hours of Cleveland/Columbus/northern Ohio and two hours from Buffalo and northern NY, so easily accessible to many Americans.

I bought a lot of porn mags (mostly Hustler) and videotapes and DVDs back in the day. Not sure if I was ever "addicted" to porn. I knew some guys who were more heavily into it and I was glad not to be at their level of spending and time commitment. Now, I watch occasionally, probably average twice a week for an hour at a time, on Xvideos or Xhamster or a similar site, whenever the mood strikes. I don't see anything wrong it and don't feel the need to quit. But it's certainly bad if you let it affect your home and family life (for those who are married), job and/or health (go to the gym at least once in a while for crying out loud, preferably several times a week). I agree with Warrior in that I tend to avoid porn for several days or a week when I'm planning a trip to TJ (where I'm at now) or Toronto.

^^Forgot to add that it's legal. Well, sort of (LE looks the other way, realizing there are bigger fish to fry), and these places are pretty open on their Web sites about what they offer, many of which post reviews from Terb.cc with explicit details.

Don't know about clubbing, but if you include escorts and erotic body rub parlors, no place (in the U.S. or Canada) beats Toronto, specifically Mississauga, which is about a half-hour west by the airport. Many options of both, reasonably priced (typically $160 for half-hour with an escort and $180 for 40 minutes of a nude, two-way, full contact massage -- Canadian dollars). Lots of hot, young ladies from virtually every ethnicity.

Word to the wise: Always cheaper to masturbate.

She should have refused. Was he going to forcibly pull her shirt up and rip off her bra? No, they would have called for a supervisor and then he'd have to explain his reasoning, so I doubt he would have wanted that. I hate assholes who use their position to do shit like this (Weinstein, Ailes, etc.). I hope this piece of shit has "sex offender" tagged on him and suffers financially.

^^Yes, that's it, at least the best part of it. I believe just before that, someone slips a rubber on the black dildo. And like I said, I'm sure that's not Connelly, but a body double. But it is fun imagining Connelly on all fours grinding with a dildo shoved up her twat.

@skibum The America of today simply fucking blows. Then get the fuck out. And don't let the door hit your 80-year-old ass on the way out.

Bravo! I hope that song is nominated for a Grammy. It nearly moved me to tears, lifted my spirits and inspired me to masturbate more often. And damn, that stepmom is hot! If anyone can direct me to her videos, my hand will be much obliged.

Good review. I'll be making my fourth trip there next week. How old are you, if you don't mind me asking. I'm mid-50s and think I still have a lot of good years left for doing this and I'm encouraged by reading the exploits of other "not so young" guys.

What sucks is having so much masturbation material and only a short time to rub one out. You find yourself flipping from one video to another and another on Pornhub or whatever site, wanting to save your shot for a particularly hot scene. Next thing you know, your lunch hour is over and you have to leave the cafeteria.

@3131 "First time ever been with anyone over 40!" Now you know what you've been missing. Some of my finest front room makeout sessions have been with 50-year-olds. Careful about seeing 60-year-olds on SA, though. They might be closer to 70, and when they remove their dentures before the FRMOS, it's somewhat of a boner-killer.

Agree with @georgemicrodong, this is stupid shit. If you're get your 3-inch dick off on making a troll account, be funny, not a jag-off. So, yeah, don't let the whore fuck you in the ass on the way out.