JAprufrock
Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
Comments by JAprufrock (page 14)
review comment
5 years ago
himurakenshin
California
@Tahoe, spot on as always.
Just to add to his advice about hygiene and grooming: This is something I take a lot of pride in and is high priority to me.
I use Nair hair remover on my chest, arms, shoulders, back and crotch area a couple days before my trip, so that I'm smooth and hairless from shoulders to waist.
Right before I step into the club, I shave, shower (I pack body wash in a small travel bottle and pack a scrunchie), use deodorant, use body spray (I pack small travel size), use lotion on my hands and arms, legs, feet, use Nivea aftershave balm. I brush my teeth and use Listerine to make sure my breath is fresh.
I have been complimented for my hygiene/grooming by ladies there, a couple who have mentioned that a lot of guys aren't as dedicated. I guess they figure the gals will take them as-is, so why bother? For fuck's sake, have some pride!
If it makes the lady more comfortable, it will enhance your experience.
review comment
5 years ago
tywillard
Michigan
@Tywillard, short but sweet. I agree with everything you said about Mariah. She is awesome., the kind of beauty a PL could fall in love with.
review comment
5 years ago
xedin5436
Michigan
Good stuff Xedin. Agree that there’s so many great options here. You’re tempted to repeat (I’ve seen Farrah three times) but you also want variety. Damn decisions.
review comment
5 years ago
georgebailey
Catalina
Good review, George. As you can tell by my history, this is one of my two favorite places (along with HK in TJ). You are spot on about the beauty of the ladies. I love being naked with a beautiful young nude woman with great two-way sensual contact. Just can’t get that in the US, not legally anyway. Here it’s legal, at least that part is. So no worries about LE.
I might try Trinity based on your review. I’ve had Farrah, Mariah, Jasmine and Nina from the current roster and all week sweet and beautiful and provided a great session.
If anyone thinks that’s being a shill, they can go fuck themselves and stay away.
Don’t fret about BDirect, he’s nothing more than Trump-loving trailer park trash.
review comment
5 years ago
JAprufrock
Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
@DavePHX, I respect your opinion and vast knowledge and experience. I ready your review on Jasmine before seeing her. And as you can see by me reviews, Allure also is one of my favorite places. Saw Nina last week and will review her in a few weeks.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Studme53
Pennsylvania
Asshole, there’s no fucking underage girls working in the clubs I’ve been to In TJ, including HK, it wouldn’t be difficult to tell.
And anyone who thinks what any of these cock-suckers did to underage girls is acceptable needs to fall face first into a wood chipper.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Clubber
Florida
It's anybody's guess if anything happened in these instances.
But it's naive to think that hot actresses (even average-looking ones) didn't suck cock or spread their legs to break into the business. There's so much competition, so many pretty faces and hot bodies, that acting ability alone isn't going to get you there, unless you're someone like Merryl Streep. It doesn't matter much to executives, producers, directors, etc., whether they hire hot chick No. 1, No. 2 or No. 3, their acting ability is probably the same. So it's no surprise that some of these lecherous bastards would use their power to coerce hot, young women into bed.
I'm sure it happens not only in Hollywood, but in TV news (Roger fat-fucking Ailes), the business world and throughout most professions.
discussion comment
5 years ago
boldboy88
If I don't make out. It won't work out
@BB Lots of guys, like me, go there solo. If this hasn't been mentioned before, a few things I abide by:
1. Don't engage with anyone on the street, don't make eye contact. Many will try to sell you something, ask if you're looking for girls, etc. Ignore them or nod your head no.
2. Don't stray from the high-traffic bar areas at night.
3. Don't meander and look like you are lost. Walk with purpose from point A to point B, like you've been there before.
4. Keep as low a profile as possible.
5. Don't get shit-faced.
6. It's safe inside HK. Never experienced or seen any trouble in my time there. But don't get drunk and don't make a spectacle of yourself -- unless a girl pulls you onto stage and sits on your face, then it's OK.
discussion comment
5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
The increasing decay of morality in our society is disconcerting. Next thing you know, people will begin engaging in premarital sex.
discussion comment
5 years ago
CrimsonCaravan
God Bless America
I was in rough shape after my marriage dissolved and she left with the kids several years ago. I never seriously considered suicide but did reach the point where I started researching methods on the Internet.
Then, as simple as it sounds, I realized there is much to live for -- in particular, beautiful young ladies and sexy MILFs.
I stumbled across this site and a couple others like it and got back into the hobby, something I hadn't done since before my marriage more than 20 years ago. For me, the pleasure of a woman's company and the joy of her beautiful body give me much to look forward to in life.
discussion comment
5 years ago
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Ordinarily, I'd approve of a president who bangs porn stars and gets golden showers from Russian women, but this racist, corrupt piece of shit needs to be crammed into a wood chipper.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
She needs to have her mouth washed out with semen. It would be ironic if it were a black guy's semen.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
This is a question for Bob Kraft.
review comment
5 years ago
Dave313131
Yup, she is fantastic. Seen her three times and had a great experience every time.
BTW, which 5 percent of her beautiful body did you miss during the massage? LOL!
discussion comment
5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
@SanJoseGuy, in the organization I am building, members will have the option of removing the lady's clothes in private or in the front room. If they choose the front room, they were receive credits good toward free food at Taco Bell.
discussion comment
5 years ago
grand1511
Euphoria
^^Thanks. She could make a guy, like my friend, sprain his wrist while watching video after video of her in action.
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5 years ago
grand1511
Euphoria
Who is that lady in your avatar? My friend would like to access more photos of her for masturbatory purposes.
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5 years ago
JAprufrock
Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
^^Thanks. I did not know something like this was allowed in any U.S. club. All the U.S. clubs I’ve been to have been topless only.
I know it happens at private events, but you probably have to know someone to get access.
discussion comment
5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Never done that in public. Hell,, I'm not sure I've done it that many times in private.
But there is definitely something sensual and alluring to removing a beauty's clothing. You unclasp her bra strap and slide it off her big, firm breasts. You peel her stockings off her long, shapely legs. You slowly pull her panties down past her creamy thighs as she steps out of them.
You take her by the hand and lead her to the shower. You lather up each other's bodies and caress every inch of her body, explore every nook and cranny. You deep French kiss her passionately, rubbing your tongue against her tongue.
You ... I can't take anymore of this. I'm going upstairs to masturbate to Internet porn.
discussion comment
5 years ago
JAprufrock
Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
George Conway is my boy, a great patriot. I respect the sacrifice he makes having to look between the spread open legs of that thing he’s married to and perform all kids of unspeakable acts.
George, know that your sacrifice doesn’t go in vain, buddy.
discussion comment
5 years ago
WinningdaChumpsGame
Exacerbating my sexual frustration on local dancers
@SanJoseGuy, as you well know, there is just something special about the FRMOS that sometimes even trumps (sorry, wrong word) fucking and oral. The intimacy you feel with DFK, caressing her tongue (or his tongue, in SkiBum’s case) with your tongue, locking lips, kissing her neck and holding her tight in your arms, is even more intimate than a quick wham-bam session.
Doing this in front of other people adds a machismo, conquistadorial element that you don’t achieve with a private fuck.
This is why there will be many lounges with ample seating for numerous couples in the establishments I will open in the organization I am building.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Muddy
USA
As long as you can’t call her daughter it’s OK to stick your dick in her, though people from Arkansas, West Virginia and Mississippi would have no issues anyway.
discussion comment
5 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
All three.
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5 years ago
sexmeplease
Having BJ’s in VIP in Arizona
@joatmon> Jennifer Connelly from "The Hot Spot" Damn, she has an awesome pair. I also enjoyed seeing her bush in "Requiem for a Dream," an otherwise depressing as hell film.
discussion comment
5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Do they have one with a huge gut, small hands, a tiny cock and orange hair? My boy, @SkiBum has a birthday coming up.