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8 years ago
@mikey, why do you want to suck juices dick so much? i dont think hes gay. you should really worship me but dont make a pass at me or tell me your michael jackson fantasies because i am not a damn faggot. just ask kim bassetter
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8 years ago
your rong @shailynn. not as rong as @mikey but still rong
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8 years ago
@mikey, i feel sorry for you. you cleearly confuse a dr pepper commercial with one of the best rock and roll songs ever. you obviously have no knowledge of music
imagine how much worst that incredible song would have sounded if i hadnt told uncle micky that i wanted my uncle keef to play the bass as a birthday present to me
once again your welcome
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8 years ago
but i still succeed at it
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8 years ago
myth: @mikey has a big dick
fact: @mikey thinks he has a big dick, but he actually has a tiny dick
myth: @johnsmith's whores, i mean dream strippers, only bareback with him
fact: @johnsmith believes that his dream strippers only bareback with him but they actuallly fuck anybody that pays them bareback
myth: jimmie hendrix spells his name jimi
fact: he spells his name jimmie and my pappy sold him his first guitar
myth: sally ryder was the first space lesbian
fact: this one is true and it is a thing of beauty to watch her much gay space pussy while drinking pabs blue ribbon
myth: prince and i did a three way with kim bassetter
fact: fuck yea prince and i did a three way with kim bassetter
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8 years ago
we really to get @JohnSmith69's opinion on this. i know this discussion board is mostly for guys and particularly old guys to swap lies with each other (and that is the way it should be) but now that he is in the middle of his death spiral he probably thinks he can teach these college girls about "the art of luv"
that loser honestly thinks he has things to teach 18 y/o women about sex so he is clearly insane. maybe his insanity will prompt him to actually try to offer $200 to some nubile coed
watching that guy play wiley coyote to the campus police roadrunner will be almost as fun as watching that dumbass @mikey play wiley coyote to my roadrunner
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8 years ago
@mikey, why do you think i grew up in england? the british government does let people visit and it does let british citizens leave the country. you obviously dont know that lemmy even left england to play a show in yugoslavia where he also bought a purple yugo.
thats what inspired me to sell prince an assless purple suit when i was working in a second hand store in minneapolis
face it roadrunner boy, your debating with the most interesting man in the world and your just not that interesting
score: drphil 15 mikey 0
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8 years ago
correction @mikey. you dont know any legendary lemmy stories from the rocking vickars. were you there? my pappy was. lemmy used to come over for christmas parties when i was a kid. he would dress up as santa claws for me
also, do you realize that you used to when you should have used too. maybe you should take a refresher course in english. just sayin
you just cant help playing wiley coyote to my roadrunner. beep beep
score: drphil 14 mikey 0
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8 years ago
smh. @mikey do you even know when lemmy was playing for the rocking vickars? obviously you know nothing about music.
i used to think that san_jose_guy and sharkhunter were the only wiley coyote impersonators on here. but @mikey is worse. he keeps trying to knock me down and then the acme products explode in his hand.
i feel sorry for you @mikey. not enough to stop slapping you around for being an idiot but still i feel sorry for you
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8 years ago
thank you motorhead. you can recognize true greatness. since your a good guy i will have to tell you about the time my pappy hung out with lemmy. it was during his rocking vickars days. my pappy used to sit me down on his knee and tell me lemmy stories that would curl your tows. too bad i had to put that guy in a home and ignore him. my pappy, not lemmy. lemmy is dead
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8 years ago
@mikey, i know this is hard for you use your head for a minute, even if i was a damn faggot that played with michael jackson i am a bit old to be his boy toy. after all i sold prince his first assless purple suit. when did prince start his career? think about it
i know it is hard for you to use logic so i wil review: i am too old to be michael jackson's boy toy and i am not a damn faggot. i have fucked kim bassetter. would a faggot fuck kim bassetter?
i think you are having fantasies about your childhood because you wanted to be molested by michael jackson
score: drphil 4 mikey 0
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8 years ago
@rockstar666 answer me this if he name was sally ride why did @warhawks agree with me that her name sally ryder? not to mention the simple fact that i have watched her munch space lesbian box while shotgunning a pabs blue ribbon. i think we have good idea who knows what he is talking about and who doesnt
and dont get me started with this jimi hendrix nonsense.
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8 years ago
george soros must have softened your brain @rockstar666 dont you know jimmy hendrix played music in the 60s and sally ryder flew into space and came back a lesbian in the 80s?
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8 years ago
whats the matter? are you two jealous of me for having met Trump and worked for him? believe me, if you actually met Prince and Trump and all of the other famous people i have met you would not put Trump at the top.
my favorite person that i met in the 80s was Sally Ryder from the space shuttle. that girl could put away the pabs blue ribbon beer. normally my tastes are more refined but there is nothing like watching a lesbian astronaut eat pussy while you shotgun a pabs
of course you guys wouldnt know anything about that. smh
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8 years ago
whats the matter? are you two jealous of me for having met Trump and worked for him? believe me, if you actually met Prince and Trump and all of the other famous people i have met you would not put Trump at the top.
my favorite person that i met in the 80s was Sally Ryder from the space shuttle. that girl could put away the pabs blue ribbon beer. normally my tastes are more refined but there is nothing like watching a lesbian astronaut eat pussy while you shotgun a pabs
of course you guys wouldnt know anything about that. smh
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8 years ago
i never post just to get a reaction. i just tell the unvarnished truth and some of you idiots react. i tell you about my three way with prince and kim bassetter and you dont believe me. i tell you about my pappy selling jimmie hendrix his first guitar and you dont believe me. i tell @JohnSmith69 that he is an idiot for thinking his drugged out whores are only fucking him and he doesnt believe me. the rest of you do believe me on the last one so i guess you arent complete idiots
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8 years ago
james, i've always been an epacure. or epicure as that goofy mr duce spells it
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8 years ago
and you think that there are no sexy venusians that wear only thongs and dinosoars on venus. who is the delusional one now sharkhunter? or should I say wiley coyote
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8 years ago
is this mrbater fellow another account of TUSCL's resident delusional spaceman and wiley coyote impersenator sharkhunter? what that guy know about astronomy could fit in a thimble. every real scientist knows that uranus is a big block of ice. that is why they call it an ice giant.
and every real scientist knows that venus is not hot enough to melt lead. if it was hot enough to melt lead on venus then how would the dinosaurs and sexy supermodel venusians that only wear thongs survive. basic logic my friends
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8 years ago
if you've never smoked a bowl and watched the roadrunner show then you don't know what you are missing. wiley coyote is the self proclaimed genius but without fail he ends up getting face planted in his pursuit of the roadrunner. as predictable as this is it is hysterical if you are high
that leads to tuscl's own roadrunner show. the resident self proclaimed geniuses san_jose_guy and sharkhunter face plant themselfs time and time again. at least sharkhunter isnt some george soros dick sucking progressive. if i'm high they are hystericle but as i discovered when i ran short of ganja it is sadly pathetic to watch the loser beg for more and more abuse
for example this idiot thinks venus is hot enough to melt lead. every real scientist knows that venus has swamps and dinosoars and sexy women in thong bikinis. i am not sure how the thong girls reproduce because it is know that no venusians have penises. my son plans to colonize venus and fuck the supermodel venusians
i don't know how this cartoonish genius sharkhunter effects this site but maybe founder could offer members access to some good weed for use while viewing the inevitable train wreck. for medicinal purposes only of course becasue we are not a bunch of damn hippies
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8 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
of course you morons like trump. haters gonna hate, progressives gonna goose step, zipperhead68’s gonna keep on sucking george soros’ hate filled progressive nazi dick, trump's gonna name george soros as his vice president and you morons will still vote for him.
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8 years ago
@NinaBambina
you forgot to say mic drop
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8 years ago
and some people masturbate while they shove KFC up their ass and play with their star trek dolls. other morons masturbate when they see gravy. i sit in the corner and maturbate while i imagine both of them.
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8 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
my pappy also taught jethro tull how to play the flute. on behalf of my family your welcome