Comments by DoctorPhil. (page 26)

this thread is very telling regarding the feces obsession that @mikey aka @zipperhead aka @4got2wipe aka @CaraLynn87 aka a bunch of other crap characters. i am beginning to think @sflguy123 is also @mikey given that he wants to suck feces off his own dick your sick @mikey. get help

no. the girls like to give me dances for free because i am so amazing. have you fixed the space station? i dont think so i have so i win. and the girls give me free dances when i tell them i am @DoctorPhil space genoious

@mikey you mean that you used to kiss @juicebox69 ass when you posted as @zipperhead. you arent fooling any of use with your retarded feces obsessed troll act @mikey aka aka aka besides i like the new mature and truthful @juicebox69 and you liked the retarded troll he used to be. but thats the kind of people we are. i like grown ups and you like 13 year old retards. could that be because you are a 13 year old retard?

i would review but i am sure your treatment wouldnt be the same as mine. i am a vip. i fixed the space station. have you fixed the space station? i dont think so

damn right my mama is proud. she was almost as happy as when i got Sally Ryder to munch her box. i watched even tho that was kind of insestuous

you should wear a t shirt that says you arent an internet troll. internet trolls are totally psycho and all girls find them repulsive. just look at what being a troll does to the worst trolls on this board your welcome for my help

dont be a psycho stalker @azvic. you didnt give the bitch any money so i dont see the problem. just move on. if you become a psycho stalker you may slide further downhill and become a psycho internet troll. that is how that crap troll @rickthezoo aka @mikey aka @TheeOSU aka a bunch of other crap characters go started

@mikey aka @zipperhead aka @4got2wipe aka a bunch of other feces obsessed crap characters you should just stop. why dont you take one of your star trek dolls and shove it up your anus and leave the adults on this board alone i hate internet trolls that take the focus away from my fascinating life. why would people want to read posts about @mikey and his love of feces when they could learn about watching sally ryder munch space lesbian box while you shotgun pabs blue ribbon beer

and @TheeOSU aka @mikey aka @CaraLynn87 aka @rickthezoo please stop trolling. it isnt funny. you should be thanking me for my interesting stories rather than trolling this board

are your coworkers internet trolls that take up valuable space on discussion boards? all of the trolling on this board takes the focus away from genuinely interesting stories like my three way with prince and kim bassetter and the time i worked as a publicist for trump. i hate internet trolls and try to interfere with their trolling. to all of the non-trolls your welcome

just keep insulting me @CaraLynn87. your only providing data that will allow me to confirm that your @mikey

i need to include @CaraLynn87 in my troll detection algorithm. i suspect she is that @mikey troll. my algorithm suggests that @mikey may actually have a feminine personality. he could think that he is actually a female named @CaraLynn87. dont worry @mikey i will help you. your welcome

mine are still zero. thats rediculous given all of my helpful posts. by the way your welcome for my wisdom

i tried to get him to mellow out the last time the nba asked me to give a seminar on living the good life. you need to learn to appreciate the little things like watching a space lesbian munch carpet while shotgunning a pabs blue ribbon beer and jocking off

and @Meursault you should know that my advanced algorithm yields a 85% posterior probability that you are also the hacky sacky playing master troll @TheeOSU aka aka aka i tell you this because my expert knowledge of psychology indicates that you will try to cover you writing style to hide the fact that you wear only hemp cloths and play the hacky sacky all of the time. but in trying to cover your tracks my algorithm will reveal your identity with certainty if you arent the @TheeOSU troll you have nothing to worry about. if you are then you shall be revealed to all

@TheeOSU aka @mikey aka @zipperhead aka @rickthezoo aka @4got2wipe aka @RandomMember of course you think my original persona was better but i decided that i could get more information about you people if i simply told the truth about my amazing life i have been running advance crytographic algorithms to deduce your patterns of misspelling and word usage and have come to the solid conclusion that you are all the same person. i have also deduced that you are 28 years old and wear a man bun and have a very intricately shaved beard. you wear only hemp cloths and play hacky sacky when you arent posting on TUSCL. you should stop that. man buns are the worst hairstyle, hacky sacky is for idiots, and only my good buddy prince could pull off an intricately shaved beard to the rest of TUSCL all i can say is your welcome for my services uncovering the white whale of trolls

to be clear only the weiner was purple not the bun because a purple bun would be silly

and @TheeOSU, my eyes are on you too. i suspect your one of @rickthezoos identities too. i am not sure, but that guy thinks he is so smart if your real i apologize but he is crafty and obsessed with new identities your welcome

what can i say. stupid internet troll. @rickthezoo aka @cashman aka @4got2wipe aka @mikey aka @zipperhead you keep creating new identities but i know who you are. i am pretty damn amazing that way

you know what's worse than cosby? internet trolls. they waste space that could be spent discussing my fascinating life. i have only told you a little. i actually met cobs' once. he wanted me to have a three way with some poor passed out girl. he told me she wanted it. i told hannibal burger and the rest is history your welcome

that is easy they are compensating for the simple fact that their lives arent worth living. my life, in contrast, is worth living. im the most interesting man in the world have any of you fucked kim bassetter? i dont think so. have any of you hung out with mickey jagger and keef richard? i dont think so. have any of you watched sally ryder eat space lesbian box while shotgunning pabs blue ribbon? i dont think so i win

and dont tell me that @TheeOSU is another @zipperhead aka aka aka alias. i am still not sure but i have broken the code and i am watching you @TheeOSU

didnt @zipperhead aka @rickthezoo aka @cashman1234 aka @4got2wipe and i am beginning to suspect @mikey too have a hard on for warren zevon? i only met the guy once and but we had a three way with the "i kissed a girl" chick. not the new one with the big tits but the other one. but no crossing swords. neither of us are faggots like @rickdugan

@juicebox your not a damn faggot are you? tell @mikey that you dont want to put your corned beef in his mouth

@mikey, why do you want juices corned beef on top of you? thats disgusting