it is hard being the most interesting person in the world

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• DoctorPhil.

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  8 years ago

  but i still succeed at it
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Me too
• PastaWithLink

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  8 years ago

  Amazing how the beer campaign succeeded. A Russian Jew from NYC who channeled his inner Don Juan.
• PastaWithLink

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  8 years ago

  Strippers pay him to go to the Champagne Room with them.
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  Police often pull him over just because they enjoy his conversation
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  Alexander the Great used to ask him for advice
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  The Village People were staying at the Holiday Inn until they met him
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  I'm the second biggest procrastinator in the world. I'd work harder to be the biggest, but frankly I can't be bothered.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  8 years ago

  That guy (in the beer commercials) played a 'red shirt' in an episode of the original Star Trek TV series. And he *didn't* die. He wins.