it is hard being the most interesting person in the world

but i still succeed at it

Me too

Amazing how the beer campaign succeeded. A Russian Jew from NYC who channeled his inner Don Juan.

Strippers pay him to go to the Champagne Room with them.

Police often pull him over just because they enjoy his conversation

Alexander the Great used to ask him for advice

The Village People were staying at the Holiday Inn until they met him

I'm the second biggest procrastinator in the world. I'd work harder to be the biggest, but frankly I can't be bothered.

That guy (in the beer commercials) played a 'red shirt' in an episode of the original Star Trek TV series. And he *didn't* die.

He wins.