damn right i drove a weinermobile. is there anything wrong with that?

@mikey claims this is my car

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/xi0kRYlt…

well i have news for @mikey and all of his aliases. that is not my car but i did drive a weinermobile. but mine was painted purple in honor of my good buddy prince.

driving a weinermobile is how i met sally ryder. although she was a space lesbian she also likeed to deepthroat so she came over and said my weinermobile was beautifull and could she have a hot dog. i actually wasnt selling hot dogs because i lived in the weinermobile at the time but i had nice bratwurst in my minifridge.

so i cooked her up a few brats that cant be beat and put some kraut and mustard on it and we had a good time eating bratwurst and she pretended she was deepthroating them and then invited me to watch her girlfriend eat space lesbian box

my life has been so good an one of the best parts of my life was living in a purple weinermobile