Comments by DaOnion (page 13)

That's crazy. Now I'm waiting for someone to say that their worst flight ever was the one where they got hit with some guy's load, from the seat in front of them. Who knew airlines were grosser than VIP rooms?

Lesbian shows? Hmm... Well, Ellen is on at 3 p.m. and Rachel Maddow is on at 9 p.m. Oh, and Ellen Page will be on Gaycation at 10 p.m. Ellen Page is kinda hot. https://www.instagram.com/p/BCvAf9vwQ54/

Urine and vomit and back zits, oh my. Yeah, nothing worse than sitting next to someone who is really sick and then coming down with a bad cold or the flu later. I've also had flights with some really loud children and babies screaming non-stop for the entire flight. Some of the children were just really obnoxious and the parents didn't give a crap. They didn't even try to discipline them or get them to sit down and be quiet.

Yeah, I've never heard of 75% of these "actresses". I guess I'm out of the porn loop. Riley Reid Jenna Haze (younger) Jenna Jameson

My first choice is for her lawn to be neatly mowed. Kind of like a putting green.

Oh, I understand you. I even agree with some of what you are saying, but not all of it. What you say about stocks is mostly right. I also agree that there are a lot of people out there that don't know what they are investing in. I don't think anybody is devaluing the work of others though. I also don't think people have lost their basic dignity, just because they work in the financial services sector. That's a pretty harsh judgment, but you are entitled to your opinion. I read earlier that your ex-wife lost a lot of money daytrading, so I'm sure that's influenced your opinion. I can understand that it probably made you sick to see her losing all of that hard earned money gambling in the stock market. Not everyone is an uninformed amateur though that loses money. Also, the financial markets comprise a lot more than just stocks. Other investments, like corporate bonds do have predictive power, because you receive set interest on your investment, plus get paid back in full when the loan is completed, as long as the company doesn't go bankrupt. If you buy these bonds at a discount, you can earn both interest and capital appreciation. Anyway, I hope your old friend Dougster is doing okay. It seems he stopped posting around the time the markets started collapsing last fall. Anything can happen with the stock market, but I've been bracing for a major correction or crash for some time now, and have positioned myself accordingly. I'm curious to read about your Utopian society, once it gets off the ground. Best of luck.

Gawker, you need to write a book. Your stories are more interesting than most movies. I don't see any sex on the calendar for me this week, but all of my orders are filling and I just made about $1,500 this morning, so it's turning out to be a good start to the week. Think I'll have to go hand a few dolla dolla bills to some hot spinner this week at a local SC.

The Donald might get my vote for Dancing with the Stars in 2017, but not for POTUS in 2016.

Yeah, bongs are strictly for home use. Not gonna be carrying it around with you.

Juice is a father? Well, I'll be. Did not know that. Bavarian, gotta use a bong. Definitely with clean water in it and preferably with cold water. So much more enjoyable that way.

Gawker, who is the girl in your avatar? She's hot. I like her.

Not everyone is trying to get rich. Some people are just trying to make enough to support themselves. If one's knowledge and abilities happen to be in financial markets and they are helping themselves, others, and charities through their efforts, it seems pretty dignified to me. Not talking about greedy Wall Street types ripping off the average Joe. Anyway, thanks for the response. I know you have unique opinions and feel strongly about them, so we'll just have to disagree on this.

If eating ass is the new craze, I'm glad I'm not a trendy guy. Barf.

It's kind of ironic that the bathrooms are usually spotless and have an attendant, yet many VIP rooms are nasty.

Walleye I hope he is. After all, a few of these puns are Oscar worthy.

If waitresses are insulting you, you are probably going to the wrong strip clubs. Most places charge at least $5 for water and non-alcoholic drinks, so even if you aren't getting drunk, you can be buying drinks and tipping the bartenders and waitresses. As long as you are tipping them, they should be happy.

I think it depends a lot more on someone's disposable income, as opposed to just their salary. If someone is in debt up to their eyeballs, it doesn't matter how much they make, they probably shouldn't be wasting a bunch of money in strip clubs.

Oh, whale. Guess this thread is done.

SJG, putting in a lot of time researching companies to identify good investment opportunities is work Not sure how that type of work causes one to lose their basic dignity.

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I don't use Scottrade anymore, but almost all of the online brokers have very good apps for Android, iPhone, and even Windows devices. They continue to improve them too. You can probably go to Best Buy or another electronics retailer and download the app on one of the demo devices in the store before buying one.

Haha.Haddock. That joke is no fluke.

Strippers love it when their customers smell like mackerel too!

I drink water a lot when I'm at the club and the dancers or bartender will usually ask me about it. I've found that if you're not self-conscious about it and even joke about it, it's no big deal. I usually say something like "yeah, boring i know, just drinking water" or "i used to drink a lot when i was younger, but now that i'm an old man i stick to warm milk." Since I'm around 40, they usually laugh. Keep it lighthearted and they could care less as long as you are spending money on them.

That's good. Sounds like the guy was putting on the full court press going after Mrs. Sea. It's a gift he's moving.