Comments by Imamutt (page 11)

VM- Ask a stripper if she wants to see your 16 inch gun often?

Years ago. South Detroit. Woof! Trucker behind me locked up his brakes for 'it'.

Uh-huh. Tolgey wood.

Yeah. Right.

I even dropped a hint saying if I was an accessory to the crime I couldn't snitch. Clueless. Even the most base stoners i have ever seen have some sense of protocol

From Cuba, fresh off the boat. Tasty!

Shailynn - thanks for the advice that every PL instinctively knows, but that I had to learn the hard way. Once bitten, twice shy. No more ATFs, one is one too many.

rh48hr - some of my exploits have been so outrageous that I have had to leave some venues under undesirable conditions, so to protect the guilty I would have to use fictitious locations. Plus, some of the scenarios may have some notoriety that might have some backlash against me. Additionally, some of the circumstances are so unbelievable none of the PLs here are likely to believe them, but if they did, it would result in a mass movement to pay homage to my PLosity that would shatter the constructs of civilization as we know it.

Shailynn - not sure, I don't speak Spanish but understand a little just from being around a bit.. She looks and sounds more Spanish than Calmex, Texmex, SA Mex. I love anthropology more than stamps. Next time I'll ask her. SJG - I don't even like to pack female fudge. No offense, but as always, no.

All of the above, plus never buy a stripper a car unless you can get a bargain on an 82 Yugo then after she neglects you, trade it for a priceless stamp collection.

Shailynn - re stamps, that one with the upside down airplane that was in the collection you traded me for the 82 Yugo is really cool!

Papi - I know. I think it's really getting about time to hit the club and let some hot Latina MILF buy me shots and have her way with me.

a21985 - flip side; bc society sees me as white, white people say things to and in front of me that they wouldn't say if they knew how black I actually am. On the other hand, being mixed and immersed in diversity, I hear a lot of things white folks don't hear. I can tell you this my brother; we got a long way to go and it's headed the wrong way lately.

Button shirts put me a cut or two above the average slob, which gets immediate attention from quality dancers. I'm not ripped, just rock solid and have no gut, they always want to unbutton my shirt even if I'm not buying a dance.

I am a proud ape man. I walk upright as a knuckle dragging Neanderthal throwback possibly can. Some people tend to be intimidated by my confidence and stature. If you perceive this as having a chip on my shoulder, if you piss yourself at the sight of my prowess, that is not due to me having an attitude, that is just a manifestation of your own insecurity of being in the presence of a virile man. I love diversity, I am a product of it. All have my respect unless they give me reason to dismiss it. Racism sucks. Stop the hate. Divisiveness enslaves us all.

Stripping 101 for soccer moms? She seems uptight and nervous in front of her own camera, probably couldn't cut it in the club. Those who can't; teach.

One of my most memorable club experiences was going to the club as a couple with my former ATF (shopping for CFs only in the near future). Tag teaming dancers on stage, watching her tip in a sensual way, that was fkn hot!

I would guess the stats are higher for forum contributors than the average custy. Think about it. Guys posting here have enough leisure time and disposable cash to club and still have time to post here. Exceptions could be that some of you guys live in your mom's basement and/or are on the govt tit. There may be too many variables to consider for an accurate assessment.

Aw, come on, ya gotta throw a dog a bone once in a while.

Nyea, go ahead, call the cops, no, I'll call them for you and tell them what a perv you are, you old geezer!

Yeah. Treat a ho like a lady...

All of the above. I'm virile as ever but since cooling it w the ATF, haven't gone to the club really in about a month. Her birthday is coming up soon, I may shop around so I can celebrate it with a new fav or two. I'll get double mileage for half the money.

Not my type at all, but if she just really had to have it, I wouldn't put up much of a fight.

"Get off my lawn!"

Coke up the left nostril, meth up the right, 2 Xanax and 2 OxyContin coumpounded and mixed into a double shot of jager. Does it every fkn time!