Comments by IwillLapAdancer (page 4)

"I think sorta along the lines of what larry said that for most the desired size is medium and not small nor big" So GPS could also mean the Goldielocks Pussy Syndrome?

This attitude the girls have with their "regulars", is one of the reasons I choose not to be a regular to any of these girls. Besides, for me variety is the spice of life, as I get bored with the same pussy after I've fucked it a few times.

The sexual exploitation of minors, though, is sickening. Adults have a choice in most instances, but children never do.

Reminds me of a scene in Outlaw Josie Wales. Captain Redlegs: After we get Wales and the kid, we'll head down to Texas. Lots of work to do there. Fletcher: After we get Wales and the kid, It Ends. Captain Redlegs: Doin' Right ain't got no End. That's how I see these crusading celebs and politicians, when they get excessive with their persecution over the old profession in the world, while the real issues plaguing the country never get addressed.

"This highway leads to the seedy tip of reality: you're on a through route to the land of the naked woman, the sexy pole dancer, the untouchable lap dance girl...Go as far as you like on this road. Its limits are only those of the money you have itself. Gentlemen, you're entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. Next stop....The Stripper Zone." Yeah, I have seen this once in a while. Usually around opening like you mentioned. Also around shift change, when there may only be one other customer in the joint besides myself, and the dancers are all staying in the changing room because they won't dance for just a couple of PLs.

How about the one on the back of a girls neck that reads, "let go of my head, I know what I'm doing" Now that there is some good advertising. Think I'd go up to her first for that NQNS BBBJ.

This girl has made a bad choice in my opinion. Something about spider webs over each tit just doesn't look right. However, being the horndog that I am, I'd still fuck the ink out of her skinny ass. http://i5.fuskator.com/large/k6XC3eJ3MTt/Brunette-Bonnie-Rotten-with-Tattoo-Giving-Blowjob-3.jpg

Have your friend start to upper decker the shit out of the Mickey D's in your area. Then send a ransom note that if they don't pay the 3 grand quickly, that the shit will continue. I believe if they have any shit for brains, they'll pay up. If they wise up fast, then your friend is gonna be up shit creek without a paddle. That's the only shit I can come up with right away.

I have tipped a dancer for conversation. She was from Ireland, and the more drinks I bought her, the more her accent would come out. I was really amused with her telling me all these stories of her life, while her accent got more intense with every drink. It was some of the best money I had spent that day, as I listen and laughed with her as she told me all her Irish tales. Had she just come up and said to me, it will be X dollars if you want to talk to me for X minutes, I would've just said no thank you. This Irish lass just sat down with me, and I offered to buy her a drink, and then this hour long convo started up. At the time I felt a little guilty about seemingly wasting her time, so I paid her the price of a couple of lap dances and she was surprised but thankful. I was entertained for an hour by her, so the price of a couple of lap dances was actually a big discount in its own way. I came into the club for entertainment, whether it be in the form of a stage show and/or lap dances, but got an interesting point of view form a pretty girl from a part of the world I'd never been too. Yep, I am a loser, so sue me.

^^^And if you do use the toe, just don't blame Desenex when you get the toe fungi. 8O)

LOL. I could see it now. PL goes into the lap dance area with a bright yellow rubber glove and a bottle of Dawn dish liquid for lube.

I'd date an escort only if I got 50 percent of the money she made fucking all those strange guys. I'd show up once a month at her place for just about 2 minutes, grab the envelop with my cut of the money she made during the month, say "thank you and see you next month", and roll out of there quick. Aka "Ho! Get me my money!"

^^^Oh, I know now. He is only the most interesting SC patron in the world. Stay horny my friends.

^^^Trust no one in a SC. Never drink a drink if you didn't see it poured with your own eyes. Never drink a drink that was left unattended even for just a quick trip to the bathroom.

Nutty professor's OTC sex thesis. HELL YES

Who is JS69?

^^^You seem a very determined young woman. Good luck on your venture then.

Kansas City -1 Arizona -6 Denver -4 Carolina -1

If you come to Baltimore, be careful where you try out. The Hustler club is probably your best bet, but stay away from the rest of the infamous Block. Scores sounds good too from what the reviews seem to imply, though I have never visited it myself. Gentlemen's Gold Club is another good location, but it may be hard to break in there right away. Just please stay off the Block, no good can come from any of those clubs. Wish I was more up on a lot of the Maryland clubs, but I only recently started to visit some of them in the past year.

If you are referring to the entire thread, then I would not call it trolling. I think of it more as mild camaraderie amongst PLs or a form of shop talk about a common interest. I say No.

I'll tip you a dollar if you post a pic with you fingering your slit. 8O)

HELL YES! It must be National Be Nice to a PL Day. Thanks for the taint view!!! Poledancer83 rocks!

^^^And if it isn't a broke ass millionaire wannabe troll, then that dude is one sad Richie Rich.

Cash is King. "Cash deposit up front and I'll let you know when / if she ever leaves. No Problemo.". That's the angle I'd go with, but since it's just a broke ass millionaire wannabe troll, I won't be holding my breath on it. 8O)

HELL YES!