How To Make A Quick Extra $3,000?

32 comments

• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  Advertise on BackPage. :)
• gammanu95

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  8 years ago

  Have sex with 100 fat chicks for $30, each. Or, he could have sex with 30 REALLY FAT chicks for $100, each. Hey, fat chicks need sex, too. They just have to pay for it. Thank you, Quagmire.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  ^^^ yeah that sounds good - I may just win the bet with that one.
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Tell him to click on the links on TUSCL to sign up for MFC and shove dildos up his ass 5 hours a night for gay men on webcam for tips/tokens. Ha!
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  Tell him to buy a pair of knee pads and cruise the gay bars.
• IwillLapAdancer

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  8 years ago

  Have your friend start to upper decker the shit out of the Mickey D's in your area. Then send a ransom note that if they don't pay the 3 grand quickly, that the shit will continue. I believe if they have any shit for brains, they'll pay up. If they wise up fast, then your friend is gonna be up shit creek without a paddle. That's the only shit I can come up with right away.
• hiroaki

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  8 years ago

  Buy as much coke or dope or pills as he can afford and start flipping it til he gets what he needs.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Rob a bank.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  Read 300 of SJG's posts end to end you wont get $3000.00 but you wont care anymore ;0
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  Sell the wife's wedding ring.
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  Buy about $30,000 worth of scratch off tickets - and you might win $3,000... Do sperm banks pay for deposits?
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Become a pimp! SJG
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  Sell the wife's engagement ring too.
• sclvr5005

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  8 years ago

  Sell an organ on the black market.
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  Work at home on your laptop and make $90 an hour
• WetWilly

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  8 years ago

  If your friend has a reliable, 4 door car made after 2006, he might be able to drive for Uber or Lyft. He'll have expenses, but he could likely gross over $3,000 relatively quickly.
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  Easy for me: #2. One nice thing about being old is you've accumulated things of value.
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  Make a porno and put it on clips4sale.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  :) I like that one ^^^^^ SJG
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  You want fast money, it should be something involving pimping women and selling sex. SJG
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  I like the selling an organ idea. (As long as your friend doesn't mind waking up in a foreign country in a bathtub full of ice.)
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  If he had the time, uber might not be a bad idea. Or fucking the 30 fat chicks at $100 a piece. that's not a bad idea either if he can get it up.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  I will forward these options to him. The amateur porn is a good bet since he's a 6'5" black guy. He would be okay with banging the fat chicks too.
• maho

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  8 years ago

  #3 and #4 would be the most realistic opportunities to make some extra $$, but don't think $3K could be made in < 1 month.
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

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• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  Why did you wait so long to tell me he was black? Be a contestant on "The Family Feud"
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Hmmmm, become a pimp. Great idea, SJG !!
• skibum609

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  8 years ago

  The chances of parlaying $200 into 3,000 in a month by buying stocks is somewhat less than zero. If I need an extra 3,000 and I assume its net after taxes and expenses I would work 20 extra hours that month.
• IronFox22

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  8 years ago

  On a serious note (the $3,000 aside) I've thought about getting a part-time job. This is much easier accomplished, however, if you don't have a family to worry about. If you don't have a ton of disposable income and are still looking to keep ypur club habits going, it can be a good option. Say you work Tuesday evening, Thursday evening, and perhaps on Saturday. With a bit of research and some luck, you could find something that will make you an extra $200 a week maybe. Thought it doesn't seem like a ton of money, that adds up over time ($800-$900 per month). You could have some significant fun with that kind of extra cash.
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  Been looking for a job for about four months and in the Detroit area while transitioning out of a career field I can no longer do and I understand desperation. I won't go there, but I am convinced some of these people standing on highway intersections with "Will work for food" or "Help me, homeless, no prospects" signs (or similar messages) are pulling in well above the standard wage for entry level people in this area and are NOT paying taxes- A sad commentary on the way things are. Of course, you see one of those clowns be generous- it will probably be Bonerboy when he gets tired of trolling with his "Liberals give me your money" shtick ;)
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  Times must be good for street corner beggars. Gone are hand printed signs on a piece of cardboard. Many now have professionally made signs.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  You guys still don't get it. Men make their money by honest hard work, and this takes time. ( excluding flim flam men like Dougster, aspiring to quickly make it to the top 1% of course ) Now about women making money, you know all the ways they do that. So if a man wants to make a big wad of money fast, he is becoming like women. So then he needs to get his money by running women. I think this concept is simple enough that everyone here can understand it. :) SJG Atlantic City, one of the largest pipe organs ever built. Look how high the ceiling is. More information to come. [view link] Yes, it is the largest in the world! [view link] It is one of only two organs in the world to have an open 64-foot rank, and the only organ to have stops voiced on 100 inches of wind pressure (about 3.6 psi). Its console features seven manuals. The pedal manual can be divided into left and right divisions 10x 32 foot stops The Diaphone-Dulzian's low-C pipe stands 59 feet (18 m) tall, weighs 3,350 pounds (1,520 kg), and produces a frequency of 8 Hz,[10] a tone that is more felt than heard; the sound of the vibrating pallet is described as "a helicopter hovering over the building". The pipe stands upright for about 40 feet (12 m), the remainder is mitred (turned) towards the Right Stage chamber's grill. All pipes taller than 32 feet (9.8 m) are designed in this manner. The organ's wind supply is the most powerful ever used in a pipe organ. The DC motors for the original eight blowers had a total power of 394 horsepower (294 kW). These were replaced with AC motors in the early 1990s, which have a total of 600 horsepower (450 kW) and their seven blowers produce 36,400 cubic feet (1,030 m3) of wind per minute. [view link] Some of the lower manuals are not only 61 keys, they are 73 or 85 keys! ( some piano music is written to take up all 88. But nothing in the standard piano repertoire goes beyond that , as with Boesendorfer's 97 keys. [view link] I saw one just like this in a local store, priced to sell at only $180k. [view link] ) Largest Pipe Organs In The World [view link] Code Red Warning! This is like ColdnShallow turned into a 501.c3 [view link] Pat Martino & John Scofield - "Sunny" [view link] 3 Nights in Tunisia - Diz, Jimmy Smith, Barbara Dennerlein [view link] acoustic piano action could never go as fast as these people do. I think even a semi-weighted keyboard would be too slow. Barbara Dennerlein plays boogie woogie [view link] Barbara Dennerlein & Daniel Messina [view link] Barbara Dennerlein - Organ Boogie [view link] barbara dennerlein night in Tunisia [view link] Dennerlein play list [view link]