How To Make A Quick Extra $3,000?
My friends and I were having this discussion the other night over watching college basketball. One of our other friends who lives on the other side of the country wants to go on a trip with us but needs to come up with some cash quick. We debated, how could you earn a quick extra $3,000 say in under a month? None of us are willing to loan it because we know we would never get it back.
Assume you can't get get anymore money from your job and can't have anyone (family or friend) loan you the money. Credit cards do not count, so how could it be done without working several hours a week at a second job?
Our best theories - in no order:
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Take $200 and play the stock market.
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Sell something you have of value.
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Try to get a part time job working weekends.
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Add in the paper to offer doing odd jobs.
All these are probably things a guy with an MBA is not willing to do, but we hit a brick wall, and agreed who ever came up with the best "theory" wins a prize. Lol!!!
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Have sex with 100 fat chicks for $30, each. Or, he could have sex with 30 REALLY FAT chicks for $100, each. Hey, fat chicks need sex, too. They just have to pay for it.
Thank you, Quagmire.
^^^ yeah that sounds good - I may just win the bet with that one.
Tell him to click on the links on TUSCL to sign up for MFC and shove dildos up his ass 5 hours a night for gay men on webcam for tips/tokens. Ha!
Tell him to buy a pair of knee pads and cruise the gay bars.
Have your friend start to upper decker the shit out of the Mickey D's in your area. Then send a ransom note that if they don't pay the 3 grand quickly, that the shit will continue. I believe if they have any shit for brains, they'll pay up. If they wise up fast, then your friend is gonna be up shit creek without a paddle. That's the only shit I can come up with right away.
Buy as much coke or dope or pills as he can afford and start flipping it til he gets what he needs.
Rob a bank.
Read 300 of SJG's posts end to end you wont get $3000.00 but you wont care anymore ;0
Sell the wife's wedding ring.
Buy about $30,000 worth of scratch off tickets - and you might win $3,000...
Do sperm banks pay for deposits?
Become a pimp!
SJG
Sell the wife's engagement ring too.
Sell an organ on the black market.
Work at home on your laptop and make $90 an hour
If your friend has a reliable, 4 door car made after 2006, he might be able to drive for Uber or Lyft. He'll have expenses, but he could likely gross over $3,000 relatively quickly.
Easy for me: #2. One nice thing about being old is you've accumulated things of value.
Make a porno and put it on clips4sale.
:)
I like that one ^^^^^
SJG
You want fast money, it should be something involving pimping women and selling sex.
SJG
I like the selling an organ idea.
(As long as your friend doesn't mind waking up in a foreign country in a bathtub full of ice.)
If he had the time, uber might not be a bad idea.
Or fucking the 30 fat chicks at $100 a piece. that's not a bad idea either if he can get it up.
I will forward these options to him. The amateur porn is a good bet since he's a 6'5" black guy. He would be okay with banging the fat chicks too.
#3 and #4 would be the most realistic opportunities to make some extra $$, but don't think $3K could be made in < 1 month.
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Why did you wait so long to tell me he was black?
Be a contestant on "The Family Feud"
Hmmmm, become a pimp. Great idea, SJG !!
The chances of parlaying $200 into 3,000 in a month by buying stocks is somewhat less than zero. If I need an extra 3,000 and I assume its net after taxes and expenses I would work 20 extra hours that month.
On a serious note (the $3,000 aside) I've thought about getting a part-time job. This is much easier accomplished, however, if you don't have a family to worry about. If you don't have a ton of disposable income and are still looking to keep ypur club habits going, it can be a good option. Say you work Tuesday evening, Thursday evening, and perhaps on Saturday.
With a bit of research and some luck, you could find something that will make you an extra $200 a week maybe. Thought it doesn't seem like a ton of money, that adds up over time ($800-$900 per month). You could have some significant fun with that kind of extra cash.
Been looking for a job for about four months and in the Detroit area while transitioning out of a career field I can no longer do and I understand desperation. I won't go there, but I am convinced some of these people standing on highway intersections with "Will work for food" or "Help me, homeless, no prospects" signs (or similar messages) are pulling in well above the standard wage for entry level people in this area and are NOT paying taxes- A sad commentary on the way things are. Of course, you see one of those clowns be generous- it will probably be Bonerboy when he gets tired of trolling with his "Liberals give me your money" shtick ;)
Times must be good for street corner beggars.
Gone are hand printed signs on a piece of cardboard. Many now have professionally made signs.
You guys still don't get it. Men make their money by honest hard work, and this takes time. ( excluding flim flam men like Dougster, aspiring to quickly make it to the top 1% of course )
Now about women making money, you know all the ways they do that. So if a man wants to make a big wad of money fast, he is becoming like women. So then he needs to get his money by running women.
I think this concept is simple enough that everyone here can understand it.
:)
SJG
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