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Robo DJ

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occurious
California
I had the strangest experience today. I went into a club about 45 minutes after it had opened, this is a club that always has a lot of dancers and customers around lunch time which is when I went. I walked in and there were 3 other customers and only one dancer who was sitting with one of them. This in and of itself wasn't that odd because this club frequently does 3 for 2 ($40) topless dances so I figured all of the customers and dancers were in the back doing privates. So I sat down and when the song ended and the DJ came on I noticed there was no DJ, it was a recorded. Totally bizarre I have never seen that before, After the next song the robo DJ came on and announced the next dancer by name at which point the only dancer visible got up and did her set. I'm sure it wasn't her name, she just happened to be the only one there.

I sat there for another 15 minutes and not one dancer showed up, as I left I asked the bouncer and he said there were more they were just getting ready. It was the strangest experience I've had in a long time. Has anyone else ever been to a club that had a recorded DJ?

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IwillLapAdancer
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9 years ago
"This highway leads to the seedy tip of reality: you're on a through route to the land of the naked woman, the sexy pole dancer, the untouchable lap dance girl...Go as far as you like on this road. Its limits are only those of the money you have itself. Gentlemen, you're entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. Next stop....The Stripper Zone."

Yeah, I have seen this once in a while. Usually around opening like you mentioned. Also around shift change, when there may only be one other customer in the joint besides myself, and the dancers are all staying in the changing room because they won't dance for just a couple of PLs.
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lopaw
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9 years ago
Yes.
Most every DejaVu club in the greater LA area now has RoBoDJ's (at least during the dayshift) and it sucks.
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Papi_Chulo
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9 years ago
Have not ran into the Robo DJ but some clubs that seem to have a computer of sorts playing the music and no DJ – having said that; if I had to choose b/w a Robo DJ and a live-DJ I think I would find the Robo DJ less annoying.
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vincemichaels
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9 years ago
Ummm, the day that happens, lapdanceking82. . . . . . I QUIT !! As to Robo DJ's, I don't recall any clubs I've been to with that mode of operation. That would be strange.
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vincemichaels
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9 years ago
Ummm, the day that happens, lapdanceking82. . . . . . I QUIT !! As to Robo DJ's, I don't recall any clubs I've been to with that mode of operation. That would be strange.
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Estafador
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9 years ago
This will be the sad reality of....THE FUTURE....forewarning....it's too horrifying for words

https://youtu.be/NCLhgwYMZj0?t=4m39s
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Papi_Chulo
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9 years ago
"Than you very much Mr. Roboto"
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twentyfive
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9 years ago
I sort of remember a real dive club in WPB called the Kitten Clud where the dancers had to put money in the jukebox I think tha there was a club called The Mermaid also where that was the MO.
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