Comments by IwillLapAdancer

^ROFLMAO. Ah, no.

You get a pick of any of the VIP rooms, for that price, which is cool considering I was told the one I did the stimulus package was like 250 otherwise. It was a bucket list item for me, and I only went with the stimulus offer once. This is a no extras type of club, so VIP mileage is not much higher than the general lap dance area.

Brittany. I've had my share of lap dances from her, she just seems to OD on the perfume to my liking.

Nope, but I have had a hooker embarrass me in a courtroom. Yeah, not a good day, that was. lol

Beer seems to be the cheapest drink, but I do like a good Long Island drink. I've never seen a stripper drink a beer. If the clubs ever reopen, I may have to ask a few of the strippers why that is.

Coffee, lots of coffee. Sam Adams family beer, Some imported German brews, and some Covid brew from China called Tsingtao (just for shits and giggles, then to the can for just shits). Oh, and good ole tap water out of the kitchen faucet. Got to rehydrate some time, yes?

Okay, I'll play along. The most over-hyped in hotness actresses imo: 1) Anne Hathaway. 2) Cameron Diaz. 3) Gal Gadot. (This is a tough add to the list. I think she is pretty, but not like top 10 hot, where is gets ranked in some lists. I like her personality though, and would buy her a drink before buying a dance, but then I'd buy a dance from her in the end.)

Awesome thread. Context does matter, because if anyone of the previous mentioned women had their lips around my cock, they would be a 10. NO doubt about it.

Check the murder rate in Baltimore. Bet the arrests of hos and johns are thru the roof compared to them putting the cuffs on the murderers. Then the judicial system put them few redrum mos right back on the street lickety-split. Go figure.

I have been in a few of the VIP rooms, and one thing I can tell you for sure is, that there are no extras ever available. As Chris Rock says, "there is no sex in the Champagne room". Varies per dancer, but a $20 - $30 dollar tip for the "waitress" was what I've experienced.

@Soth101. I live in Maryland, but was assigned a New Jersey location for some reason. Whatever.

Clubs in Maryland suffer from being located in the "No Fun" state. If there is still any fun here, it will be rooted out, and a law against it will be created soon enough. The draconian do-gooders motto is "Doin' right ain't got no end" :D

Very accurate review. Behind the no tell motel, is the no hustle club.

One last thing. Bring that cash. $40 a lap dance, you know p4p ain't cheap. Wait. I got this place confused with the block. Sorry bro, but there is no play at this place, whether you be black or white. Run while there is a change to excape.

Gotta come at night. The dancers be lovin them brothas. Get a room next door, and let them hos knows. Then take one there and smash that shit.

No. Technically, this club is a joke.

Preaching to the choir. Once you excape, never look back. Ever.

Ever since the $40 lap dance price, this club has blown. All the cool babes rolled out not long after. Other than the cheap liquor and pool tables, there really is nothing else going. I am of the impression that the majority of the dancers here enjoy running good tipping custies off. The strangest bunch of dancers I've ever encountered.

Girls who give "extras" don't last long at the club. Too many cameras, and the bouncers be watching / reporting them hos.

"Serena williams is my idol". Uh-huh. At least try and spell her last name correctly by using a capital "W". SMH.

Wow, you got some kind of system to get a dancer to offer you OTC after not seeing you for a couple of months. Usually it takes some serious being a regular custie for some time to get that treatment. Congrats on your score. Yeah, take her out and see how far it goes. Her idea after all.

Avoid getting hammered. I tend to get easily manipulated by a beautiful woman, when my inhibitions are impaired.

Buying a dancer a drink, and then she leaves with it half finished.

Talk to TaraChristine, she was doing some heavy research on the Maryland clubs. She can also give you some good advice on how to really hustle the patrons. Good luck!

Death by carpet burn! Awesome!