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Comments by IwillLapAdancer

  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Have you ever had a stripper embaress you in public?
    ^ROFLMAO. Ah, no.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Jasdoit
    Maryland
    Mid tier club- mid tier experience
    You get a pick of any of the VIP rooms, for that price, which is cool considering I was told the one I did the stimulus package was like 250 otherwise. It was a bucket list item for me, and I only went with the stimulus offer once. This is a no extras type of club, so VIP mileage is not much higher than the general lap dance area.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    bigdogdd
    Maryland
    Friday Afternoon at GGC
    Brittany. I've had my share of lap dances from her, she just seems to OD on the perfume to my liking.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Have you ever had a stripper embaress you in public?
    Nope, but I have had a hooker embarrass me in a courtroom. Yeah, not a good day, that was. lol
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Beer is masculine, wine is feminine.
    Beer seems to be the cheapest drink, but I do like a good Long Island drink. I've never seen a stripper drink a beer. If the clubs ever reopen, I may have to ask a few of the strippers why that is.
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    What are you drinking today
    Coffee, lots of coffee. Sam Adams family beer, Some imported German brews, and some Covid brew from China called Tsingtao (just for shits and giggles, then to the can for just shits). Oh, and good ole tap water out of the kitchen faucet. Got to rehydrate some time, yes?
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Famous women that you just don't get why people think they're hot
    Okay, I'll play along. The most over-hyped in hotness actresses imo: 1) Anne Hathaway. 2) Cameron Diaz. 3) Gal Gadot. (This is a tough add to the list. I think she is pretty, but not like top 10 hot, where is gets ranked in some lists. I like her personality though, and would buy her a drink before buying a dance, but then I'd buy a dance from her in the end.)
  • discussion comment
    4 years ago
    Famous women that you just don't get why people think they're hot
    Awesome thread. Context does matter, because if anyone of the previous mentioned women had their lips around my cock, they would be a 10. NO doubt about it.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Club Raid
    Check the murder rate in Baltimore. Bet the arrests of hos and johns are thru the roof compared to them putting the cuffs on the murderers. Then the judicial system put them few redrum mos right back on the street lickety-split. Go figure.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    BigPat
    Lapdance connoisseur
    what is the usual tip for a $100 stimulus package
    I have been in a few of the VIP rooms, and one thing I can tell you for sure is, that there are no extras ever available. As Chris Rock says, "there is no sex in the Champagne room". Varies per dancer, but a $20 - $30 dollar tip for the "waitress" was what I've experienced.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Maaaaaan...that was some bulllllllllllllsh!t
    @Soth101. I live in Maryland, but was assigned a New Jersey location for some reason. Whatever.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Maaaaaan...that was some bulllllllllllllsh!t
    Clubs in Maryland suffer from being located in the "No Fun" state. If there is still any fun here, it will be rooted out, and a law against it will be created soon enough. The draconian do-gooders motto is "Doin' right ain't got no end" :D
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    thereview
    Maryland
    Not Impressed
    Very accurate review. Behind the no tell motel, is the no hustle club.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    So much potential lost
    One last thing. Bring that cash. $40 a lap dance, you know p4p ain't cheap. Wait. I got this place confused with the block. Sorry bro, but there is no play at this place, whether you be black or white. Run while there is a change to excape.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    So much potential lost
    Gotta come at night. The dancers be lovin them brothas. Get a room next door, and let them hos knows. Then take one there and smash that shit.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Hank Moody
    I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
    Technically I guess it’s a strip club
    No. Technically, this club is a joke.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    $40 dollar lapdance? Seriously?
    Preaching to the choir. Once you excape, never look back. Ever.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Jasdoit
    Maryland
    Not the best
    Ever since the $40 lap dance price, this club has blown. All the cool babes rolled out not long after. Other than the cheap liquor and pool tables, there really is nothing else going. I am of the impression that the majority of the dancers here enjoy running good tipping custies off. The strangest bunch of dancers I've ever encountered.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Hank Moody
    I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
    Wide range of girls, wide range of experiences
    Girls who give "extras" don't last long at the club. Too many cameras, and the bouncers be watching / reporting them hos.
  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    U know you're on a website fully of older soggy men and wanna be strong women l
    "Serena williams is my idol". Uh-huh. At least try and spell her last name correctly by using a capital "W". SMH.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    I know better, but...
    Wow, you got some kind of system to get a dancer to offer you OTC after not seeing you for a couple of months. Usually it takes some serious being a regular custie for some time to get that treatment. Congrats on your score. Yeah, take her out and see how far it goes. Her idea after all.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Pretty sure I got suckered
    Avoid getting hammered. I tend to get easily manipulated by a beautiful woman, when my inhibitions are impaired.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    v888v
    Virginia
    Do you have a problem with strippers?
    Buying a dancer a drink, and then she leaves with it half finished.
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    v888v
    Virginia
    Traveling Stripper
    Talk to TaraChristine, she was doing some heavy research on the Maryland clubs. She can also give you some good advice on how to really hustle the patrons. Good luck!
  • discussion comment
    8 years ago
    Lap dance bump and grind death
    Death by carpet burn! Awesome!