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Lap dance bump and grind death

Do u think it's possible a stripper could bump and grind a guy to death during a lap dance . I've had some intense grinding and I've seen how a lot of strippers grind hard and do it non stop a lot !

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san_jose_guy

Some are kinda rough. Might depend on how big she is too.

Better to get her onto your lap and get a makeout session going. And this works easier if you do it in the front room, as there you can lead it. No girl is ever too big for DFKing, tittie squeezing, and FIV. You just have to learn how to get the vibes right.

This forum has a few real experts.

SJG

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Papi_Chulo

Some dancers are clueless and think that is what the custies like - most of them will change the way they dance if you tell them how you like it rather than sit there getting dances that you don't like or are uncomfortable.

I like dances I can feel so the super-soft ones don't do much for me - I like'm slow but w/ pressure like they mean it.

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Stripperheels

Yea the grinding I just had at a strip club in New York was so intense she was grinding me I would say for 5 to 6 mins straight non stop and so heavy it was lovely

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san_jose_guy

Rather than explaining it to her and having a discussion about it with her, be handing her money, and get her onto your lap ( no matter how big she is ), and just make it happen with her.

If it doesn't work, find another.

SJG

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Stripperheels

It did work she made me explode

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shailynn

Only if the dancer weighs more than Juice.

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JuiceBox69

Lol

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IwillLapAdancer

Death by carpet burn! Awesome!

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Cashman1234

I'm sure some PL has passed on during an intense LD. However - I'd expect it would be due to a pre existing condition (such as ingesting too many greasy chacken fangers)...

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motorhead

Mike and Molly

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Hugh_G_Rection

There are girls out there that think bouncing as hard as they can on a custies' lap is the way to lap dance... that could be very abusive on a hard johnson if they landed the wrong way! I would not want to have a broken dong from that. Just hard grindage LDK's ? Sign me up for the lethal tolerance study, especially if the study pays all expenses for the club and the lady of my choice! ;)

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mrrock

I could swear I remember seeing an article a couple years ago where a PL did die or at least go to the hospital from a LD.

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motorhead

For you Michigan TwoSheds guys....remember Crockett? (RIP).

He was one of the most prolific posters on TwoSheds a few years back. He had his first heart attack during a lap dance but survived to have thousands more.

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sclvr5005

Hey OP - why not go find a 200lb stripper and let us know what happens? If we don't hear anything back we'll assume that you became a statistic.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

On a couple of occasions, I've had dances where I was tempted to check the girl for a medical alert bracelet. That said, I didn't feel that my life was in danger, just my hard-earned money.

In both cases, I paused the dancer and (politely) asked for less epilepsy and more sexy. It all worked out.

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Stripperheels

Yea some of the girls just grind so hard but I love it

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