Posts by flagooner

COYG!!!

I want to pass along a heartfelt Merry Christmas to you all. You have given me much entertainment throughout the year, and I am happy to have this forum to meet and share with one another. I know I've been a…

I was at the club yesterday and a stripper offered me her cell number. Has anyone else had that happen? I was too flustered to say anything but "Yes, please." Should I call her and ask her out on a date?

Does anyone have any suggestions for the best strip club attire if the goal is a quick LDK?

Okay, Nicole's persona is that of a total whack job troll, but if she were naked in your bed pleading for it who here wouldn't fuck her.

I heard this song for the first time in years. Brought back memories of High School. It also made me think of many of the fucking Millenials (and a few others) on TUSCL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuNj1sPTs0

Okay, I just got on the BART on my way to SFO. I see an open seat with room for me and my luggage. As I walk over the stench of Loser Leaf gets quite pronounced. Surprise, surprise. The riders sitting around…

It's halftime in a cracker of a tie. Fucking Douchebag Dean calling the ghost pen.

Why do so many people advertise that they are losers by confessing/bragging that they regularly use the Loser Leaf for recreational purposes and use that to imply that they are cool like the Fonz? Just wondering? Feel free to discuss.

It happens quite often in sports. Teams draft players with potential with the expectation that they will eventually replace their current star veteran. Am I the only one that sees this happening on TUSCL? Replace "star" with "douche" or "creep" and we…

Does anyone have suggestions for the optimal strip club attire if you are looking to fully enjoy lap dance mileage.

A while back Founder wanted/decided to expand TUSCL to include reviews for non-SC venues such as swingers clubs, AMPS, modeling studios, etc (and I assume the reason for the dancer directory). Seems there are TUSCLers that enjoy hitting gyms for the…