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flagooner
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8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Did anyone see men's luge? The camera angle at the start was not flattering. If I were competing, I don't care if it hurt the aerodynamics, I'd have a phallus strategically positioned inside that suit.

Anyone remember what movie this quote was from.

"Impress the girls. Corn Dog."

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Jascoi

cool runnings with john candy?

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likes2look

There was shrinkage! I swear!

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flagooner

Not Cool Runnings, but I understand why you would think that. The movie had nothing to do with sports. It was about Pros-tits-two-shun.

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flagooner

BTW, the word shun has no place in that word.

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orionsmith

I caught a glimpse of the event. I would want the aerodynamic suit modified at the waist to provide more privacy maybe with a plastic liner so as not to be so tight against the body. You only see them still before the race starts but that was more than I cared for. Maybe female viewers liked it but the cold probably shrank things to a less than flattering size. I looked away.

Reminds me of a trip to the beach with a new swim suit that was too thin of fabric. When the wind on the beach blew in the wrong direction, this one girl on the beach kept staring and smiling. Kind of embarrassing. At least it wasn't below freezing, that would have been really embarrassing.

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