Lol! I think the gay male figure skaters should have to compete separately from the poor straight ones. Forget ab the quad lux, what straight man can strike those poses?! It’s not fair! I think there should be a test, like: describe Christina Aguilera.. if the guy says, “omg.. she’s my hero. She’s fierce, she’s strong, and sexy.. everything I want to be!” Then he competes w the ‘male figure skaters’, if he says, “7.5,” then he competes in the ‘straight’ bracket.
Also, if the response is punctuated by a double Z-snap, or if he says anything resembling "You go girl!" he automatically gets placed in the male figure skater bracket.
Prolly just the Russians, since they screen children for figure skating aptitude or something. I was telling my son, and when I go to the, ‘what would the straight guys say’ part, I was like, “she has okay boobs...sometimes blond,” and he interrupted and said “8 out of 10” lol. Guess, I’m no straight man either.
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I said that I thought curling was a good sport for housemaids.
Don't have me band by founder for plagiarism.
Fierce. That gets me.
Also, if the response is punctuated by a double Z-snap, or if he says anything resembling "You go girl!" he automatically gets placed in the male figure skater bracket.